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MuggsyB

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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2021, 05:39:49 PM »
Quote from: MU82 on July 09, 2021, 05:28:51 PM
Yeah, I was just havin' a little fun.

Because nobody would ever lose to a team of midgets that couldn't shoot.

Why are you belittling diminutive people?  Smh.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2021, 07:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Nukem2 on July 08, 2021, 09:31:12 PM
Packed house aside, MU returns 15 points and 4 rebounds off the bench from that game.  That’s it.
word. The UCLA song girls would kick our ...
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2021, 10:46:06 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 09, 2021, 05:39:49 PM
Why are you belittling diminutive people?  Smh.

Sorry Muggs. Didn't mean to imply you couldn't shoot!
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2021, 08:41:30 AM »
Quote from: MU82 on July 09, 2021, 10:46:06 PM
Sorry Muggs. Didn't mean to imply you couldn't shoot!

Legend has it that Michael Jordan called Muggsy a "midget" and it fked him up for a few games.  Disparaging little people is just not right. 
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2021, 09:35:17 AM »
Short people suck at basketball.

I can say that,  I married a short person  ;D
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MuggsyB

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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2021, 02:59:08 PM »
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on July 10, 2021, 09:35:17 AM
Short people suck at basketball.

I can say that,  I married a short person  ;D

Mark my words:  There will come a day where diminutive people across the globe will stand up (no pun intended) and not take this abuse anymore.  I'm just warning Marquette fans because we're talking about an unstoppable contingent with relentless attacking abilities.  Just be mindful and careful moving forward.  :)
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2021, 04:07:44 PM »
Now I'm a tiny bit worried.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2021, 04:13:27 PM »
Quote from: TSmith34 on July 10, 2021, 04:07:44 PM
Now I'm a tiny bit worried.

You should be! Muggs is gonna jump up and punch you right in the knee!
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2021, 04:17:06 PM »
Need pads and a cup.

They can’t hurt us.
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MuggsyB

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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2021, 06:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Jockey on July 10, 2021, 04:17:06 PM
Need pads and a cup.

They can’t hurt us.

There are many sane Napoleon type people that are waiting for the right moment and are vindictive.  They are not afraid to use their entire arsenal if you continue to underestimate and mock them.  Your allegiance to MU hoops may save you, others will not be so fortunate.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2021, 07:28:20 PM »
I think Muggsy's plan for revenge will come up short
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2021, 08:32:14 PM »
It would be a tall task to organize the rebellion.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2021, 09:01:58 PM »
In the final analysis, this is just all gonna come up short.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #63 on: July 11, 2021, 05:15:04 AM »
Quote from: Nukem2 on July 10, 2021, 09:01:58 PM
In the final analysis, this is just all gonna come up short.

You guys are being mean.  Be the bigger person.  Oh wait…
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #64 on: July 11, 2021, 08:40:09 AM »
It is not going to end well if short people take over. Certain words and terms will be banned. Short bread  cookies. Short shrift. Wearing shorts will definitely be forbidden, including Jockey shorts. Coming up short. The long and the short of it. Short term memory. Short change.

A new term will emerge: "Vertically Challenged" which pairs well with "Gravitationally Challenged" which describes people who were previously called overweight.

If Muggsy has his way, he will convince the NCAA to prohibit basketball players over 5'10". Basketball players under 5'6" will be allowed a step stool when shooting free throws.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2021, 08:53:01 AM »
Most of these jokes are going to go over his head. 
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2021, 08:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 11, 2021, 08:40:09 AM
It is not going to end well if short people take over. Certain words and terms will be banned. Short bread  cookies. Short shrift. Wearing shorts will definitely be forbidden, including Jockey shorts. Coming up short. The long and the short of it. Short term memory. Short change.

A new term will emerge: "Altitudinly Challenged" which pairs well with "Gravitationally Challenged" which describes people who were previously called overweight.

If Muggsy has his way, he will convince the NCAA to prohibit basketball players over 5'10". Basketball players under 5'6" will be allowed a step stool when shooting free throws.

SInce when do short ballers struggle at the FT line?  Would you rather have Shaq or Wilt shooting them?  WTH?  Smh.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2021, 08:55:22 AM »
Calvin Murphy was well nigh automatic.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2021, 09:15:30 AM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 11, 2021, 08:53:21 AM
SInce when do short ballers struggle at the FT line?  Would you rather have Shaq or Wilt shooting them?  WTH?  Smh.

OK, OK. You have a point. Who was that Loyola player who, asked about his height, quipped (something like) that "on a good day" he was 5' 8"?

Time to short circuit this discussion and get back to the UCLA game.
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #69 on: July 11, 2021, 09:18:12 AM »
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 11, 2021, 09:15:30 AM
OK, OK. You have a point. Who was that Loyola player who, asked about his height, quipped (something like) that "on a good day" he was 5' 8"?


Carl Golston?
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #70 on: July 11, 2021, 09:57:49 AM »
News flash! NY Times puzzle editor Will Shorts, tired of people making fun of his name, has legally changed his name to Dick Long.
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« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2021, 01:11:52 PM »
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Re: Marquette/UCLA
« Reply #72 on: July 28, 2021, 08:13:50 PM »
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 11, 2021, 09:57:49 AM
News flash! NY Times puzzle editor Will Shorts, tired of people making fun of his name, has legally changed his name to Dick Long.

He's got the best crossword puzzle app.

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