UVM Catamounts Asst. Coach Ryan Schneider Apparently Under Consideration

[Porky's Butthole]

Porky is hearing considerable chatter that UVM Catamounts Asst. Coach Ryan Schneider is a candidate of interest who might have even been contacted by MU officials prior to the public announcement of Wojo's departure.   Supposedly he's a very well regarded assistant by "those in the know" and has been on the radar of both mid-major and major AD's but apparently not on the radar of any national CBB reporters.  Porky has no idea if any of this is true, but it's worth reminding folks that Porky is a coastie who resides in a town with a considerable population of UVM alums and current students.

[GooooMarquette]

Goooo is intrigued by any poster who refers to him- or herself in the third person. He thinks it might be a sign of some otherworldly abilities, but he is still refining his theory about what those may be.

[tower912]

An assistant from Vermont gets Tower very amused.  Tower will support him if hired.   If he brings Ben and Jerry's for everyone.

[rocky_warrior]

Not sure if true.  Not as seasoned as Ben Johnson.  Rocky hopes we do better.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Not sure if true.  Not as seasoned as Ben Johnson.  Rocky hopes we do better.

The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.

[Uncle Rico]

Porky is hearing considerable chatter that UVM Catamounts Asst. Coach Ryan Schneider is a candidate of interest who might have even been contacted by MU officials prior to the public announcement of Wojo's departure.   Supposedly he's a very well regarded assistant by "those in the know" and has been on the radar of both mid-major and major AD's but apparently not on the radar of any national CBB reporters.  Porky has no idea if any of this is true, but it's worth reminding folks that Porky is a coastie who resides in a town with a considerable population of UVM alums and current students.

Uncle Rico will laugh his arse off if this is the hire and get buckets of popcorn to watch the meltdown.  Uncle Rico thinks this is wildly unlikely

[NickelDimer]

NickelDimer hopes this is porkys butthole telling these things to porky

[Pakuni]

Uncle Rico will laugh his arse off if this is the hire and get buckets of popcorn to watch the meltdown.  Uncle Rico thinks this is wildly unlikely

Pakuni read Ryan Schneider's official bio and agrees with Uncle Rico.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.

Lazar thinks this is most likely.  Lazar thinks Scoop would burn down if it was for Head Coach.

[rocky_warrior]

The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.

Rocky would think this makes sense given the talks before Wojo news.

[connie]

Connie is with the Dr., but appreciates the whisperings from Porky.

[Goose]

Goose thinks Porky bumped his head over the weekend.

[bigdog]

Please put down the crack pipe.

[Silent Verbal]

Silent Verbal thinks Marquette didn't put $9 million of donor money in a big pile, dump gasoline on it, and set it on fire so they could bring in an assistant from Vermont.

[bigdog]

But if you are correct I apologize and I will pick up the crack pipe.

[Porky's Butthole]

Goose thinks Porky bumped his head over the weekend.

Porky's head was not bumped and has been of sound mind all weekend and since.  Just reporting what Porky genuinely heard.  Porky is dubious there's any merit to it as it seems very odd that MU would have their eyes on an Asst. from the America East.  A Head Coach from that conference perhaps but even that seems dicey.   Still, Porky would be remiss to not mention pen chatter in the spirt of overcommunication.

[Goose]

Porky

Goose appreciates all of your posts. Happy to hear no head injuries over the weekend. Goose hopes you keep us posted with any breaking news.

[bigdog]

Porky is showing his inner Bob Dole.

[Loose Cannon]

Orson Wells said Hello.

[Judge Smails]

The Judge doesn't like this rumor and may have to sentence Ryan Schneider to the gas chamber.

[Tha Hound]

Ty for the info but lets pray its wrong

[muwarrior69]

# donedeal!

[Heisenberg]

Heisey thinks the only way this happens is if the ADs of Marquette and DePaul agree to swap positions and pick each other's new HC.

Of course if this happens, Heisey thinks Scholl picks Moser for DePaul.

[4everwarriors]

Fook dis chit, aina?

[NickelDimer]

If this happened we'd know how gopher fans feel, hey?