Coach Killings Commentary On DJ Carton

[Herman Cain]

Courtesy of Mr. Dodds:

Commentary from Coach Killing on MU's newest addition DJ Carton.

https://247sports.com/college/marquette/board/104085/Contents/d-killings-on-dj-carton-149488523/

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

Courtesy of Mr. Dodds:

Commentary from Coach Killing on MU's newest addition DJ Carton.

https://247sports.com/college/marquette/board/104085/Contents/d-killings-on-dj-carton-149488523/

If this is any better than horribly written, id be shocked

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

What us happening with the players?? Last I heard they were reporting to campus on July 6?

[monkeyman34]

What us happening with the players?? Last I heard they were reporting to campus on July 6?

There's this thing called COVID-19 that is throwing a wrench in most plans, everything seems to be fluid, such as the postponed Major League Baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and Miami Marlins.

[Galway Eagle]

Ok no wonder u have monkey in ur moniker.  College football return date was announced n the players returned just the same.  Or maybe a more intelligent person might answer with what the “new” return date is?  NcAA announced july 6, but then i never saw anything else?
Hope u are less worthless in the rest of your life monkey.

Character revealed

[Newsdreams]

Did a mode remove the dumb Sand response?

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

Did a mode remove the dumb Sand response?

Simple question was asked, and some jag bag has to come on and make flippant remarks about “something call covid”, while adding nothing nor providing anything of substance to a valid question. Yep it is my character to refer to him as such and a worthless waste of oxygen that has nothing better going on in his life than to response in that manner. Again, monkey is apt.

[BLM]

Simple question was asked, and some jag bag has to come on and make flippant remarks about “something call covid”, while adding nothing nor providing anything of substance to a valid question. Yep it is my character to refer to him as such and a worthless waste of oxygen that has nothing better going on in his life than to response in that manner. Again, monkey is apt.

Wow the irony.

[Skatastrophy]

This is a good thread so far. Subscribed.

[rocky_warrior]

This is a good thread so far. Subscribed.

Yup, the kind of hard hitting racism you've come to expect.

To be clear, insults aren't allowed in any form. I don't know if Sandy knows about the words he's using, but he's gone.

[real chili 83]

Surprised it took this long.

[TAMU Eagle]

Yup, the kind of hard hitting racism you've come to expect.

To be clear, insults aren't allowed in any form. I don't know if Sandy knows about the words he's using, but he's gone.

[MU82]

It's not gonna be easy to replace his daily production: a dozen inane points, two dozen unwarranted insults, three dozen cases of mangled grammar, and 1,000 or so misspelled words.

[mu_hilltopper]

It's not gonna be easy to replace his daily production: a dozen inane points, two dozen unwarranted insults, three dozen cases of mangled grammar, and 1,000 or so misspelled words.

Oh look, an example of a personal attack.

[NorthernDancerColt]

This is a good thread so far. Subscribed.

This thread is a sack of broken eggs.

[Skatastrophy]

Oh look, an example of a personal attack.

You smell like a beef'n cheddar.

Boom roasted.

[Fluffy Blue Monster]

You smell like a beef'n cheddar.

Boom roasted.

No...slow roasted. 

[MUCam]

No...slow roasted.

I applaud your wit.

[MU82]

Oh look, an example of a personal attack.

Very rare for me, frankly, and nowhere near the level of vitriol that the subject uses multiple times a day.

But yes, the rest of us should be above wallowing in that gutter, so a zillion apologies, sir.

[Newsdreams]

You smell like a beef'n cheddar.

Boom roasted.

No sauce????

[Lighthouse 84]

I’d say IBTL, but two mods have already commented and not locked this, so I think it’s safe to say it ain’t happening. Except if you’re Sandy. Then, you’re locked. Doh!

[Newsdreams]

I’d say IBTL, but two mods have already commented and not locked this, so I think it’s safe to say it ain’t happening. Except if you’re Sandy. Then, you’re locked. Doh!

Think there is an example and a message

[GooooMarquette]

This may be the Scoopiest thread in Scoop history! After the OP, there has not been one single response on the original topic.

I like chocolate chip cookies.

[real chili 83]

Anyone ever have cellulitis?

[4everDawson]

This may be the Scoopiest thread in Scoop history! After the OP, there has not been one single response on the original topic.

I like chocolate chip cookies.

I'll bite.

D.J. Carton will be the best MU point guard since....  Buycks?  Diener?  before Diener? 
Derrick Wilson (sorry Ners)?  John Dawson (you're welcome Ners)?

[Lazar's Headband]

I'll bite.

D.J. Carton will be the best MU point guard since....  Buycks?  Diener?  before Diener? 
Derrick Wilson (sorry Ners)?  John Dawson (you're welcome Ners)?

Markus Howard

[brewcity77]

I'll bite.

D.J. Carton will be the best MU point guard since....  Buycks?  Diener?  before Diener? 
Derrick Wilson (sorry Ners)?  John Dawson (you're welcome Ners)?

I would probably say Markus Howard, though I know traditionalists don't consider him a PG.

If we're talking pure PG, my hope would be Dominic James or Travis Diener. If he can be better than James in terms of total game contribution, that would be incredible. In their time here, Buycks, Cadougan, and Derrick were all roughly replacement level players. Did some things well, did other things poorly, didn't individually kill the team but also didn't lift it. I'm hoping Carton will be more than that.

Looking back, before Rowsey (2nd team) and Howard (2nd, 1st, 1st), Dominic James in 2008 was the last time Marquette's point guard was on an All-Big East team. It would be nice to see Carton there in 2020-21. Though honestly, it would be nice just to see a season in 2020-21.

[4everDawson]

I would probably say Markus Howard, though I know traditionalists don't consider him a PG.

If we're talking pure PG, my hope would be Dominic James or Travis Diener. If he can be better than James in terms of total game contribution, that would be incredible. In their time here, Buycks, Cadougan, and Derrick were all roughly replacement level players. Did some things well, did other things poorly, didn't individually kill the team but also didn't lift it. I'm hoping Carton will be more than that.

Looking back, before Rowsey (2nd team) and Howard (2nd, 1st, 1st), Dominic James in 2008 was the last time Marquette's point guard was on an All-Big East team. It would be nice to see Carton there in 2020-21. Though honestly, it would be nice just to see a season in 2020-21.

I guess I am a traditionalist, I do make a distinction between playing the point guard position and playing point guard.  I can't believe that I overlooked Dominic James who excelled on defense and at running the offense.  It's probably because the way his shooting deteriorated over time did cause me some mental anguish.

It'd be awesome if Carton plays at that level.  It'd be asking a lot for him to equal James on the defensive end, but he has the talent to be better than good there.  If he can get the ball to Lewis, Dawson, Cain, and McEwan (heck maybe even Theo with a good wrist) where they are in their comfort zone offensively it'll be exciting to watch.  Being a threat to shoot as well (rather than being THE threat) is a nice plus.

[BLM]

I guess I am a traditionalist, I do make a distinction between playing the point guard position and playing point guard.  I can't believe that I overlooked Dominic James who excelled on defense and at running the offense.  It's probably because the way his shooting deteriorated over time did cause me some mental anguish.

It'd be awesome if Carton plays at that level.  It'd be asking a lot for him to equal James on the defensive end, but he has the talent to be better than good there.  If he can get the ball to Lewis, Dawson, Cain, and McEwan (heck maybe even Theo with a good wrist) where they are in their comfort zone offensively it'll be exciting to watch.  Being a threat to shoot as well (rather than being THE threat) is a nice plus.

Carton will be our best scoring threat.  And he is also a very good point guard.  But can play the shooting guard as well, I'd guess if he's on the court with Symir.

[4everwarriors]

Crean sucks

[Nukem2]

Crean sucks

Redundant.

[Johnny B]

Maybe time to lighten it up on crean. Guy came on tbt and said nothin but good things. Posting crean sucks every thread is stale

[GooooMarquette]

ND sucks

[Newsdreams]

ND sucks

+ 1,000's

[NickelDimer]

Anyone ever have cellulitis?

Yes. I was hospitalized for about 5 days with it.

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

TAMU always has the best ban hammer GIFs. I look forward to them but not enough to get myself banned in which case i would not be able to enjoy them.

[TAMU Eagle]

TAMU always has the best ban hammer GIFs. I look forward to them but not enough to get myself banned in which case i would not be able to enjoy them.

Thanks Spaniel. It's a service I'm happy to provide. I can only hope that one day, when the mods inevitably get tired of my know it allness, that someone will give my banning the same exclamation point that I have given so many others.

[Trump Loves The Big East]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5J4LQlS6lU

[real chili 83]

Yes. I was hospitalized for about 5 days with it.

Wow, 5 days?  Did something fall off?

[hairy worthen]

Wow, 5 days?  Did something fall off?

I heard they can re-attach stuff to your arm

[4everwarriors]

In medical terms, the operation is kalled addadicktome, hey?

[NickelDimer]

Wow, 5 days?  Did something fall off?

It was pretty crazy. Started as a severely sprained ankle that blistered allowing the infection. By the time I was admitted it was up my calf. I spent 5 days on IV meds