Coach Killings Commentary On DJ Carton

[Herman Cain]

Courtesy of Mr. Dodds:

Commentary from Coach Killing on MU's newest addition DJ Carton.

https://247sports.com/college/marquette/board/104085/Contents/d-killings-on-dj-carton-149488523/

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

Courtesy of Mr. Dodds:

Commentary from Coach Killing on MU's newest addition DJ Carton.

https://247sports.com/college/marquette/board/104085/Contents/d-killings-on-dj-carton-149488523/

If this is any better than horribly written, id be shocked

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

What us happening with the players?? Last I heard they were reporting to campus on July 6?

[monkeyman34]

What us happening with the players?? Last I heard they were reporting to campus on July 6?

There's this thing called COVID-19 that is throwing a wrench in most plans, everything seems to be fluid, such as the postponed Major League Baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and Miami Marlins.

[Galway Eagle]

Ok no wonder u have monkey in ur moniker.  College football return date was announced n the players returned just the same.  Or maybe a more intelligent person might answer with what the "new" return date is?  NcAA announced july 6, but then i never saw anything else?
Hope u are less worthless in the rest of your life monkey.

Character revealed

[Newsdreams]

Did a mode remove the dumb Sand response?

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

Did a mode remove the dumb Sand response?

Simple question was asked, and some jag bag has to come on and make flippant remarks about "something call covid", while adding nothing nor providing anything of substance to a valid question. Yep it is my character to refer to him as such and a worthless waste of oxygen that has nothing better going on in his life than to response in that manner. Again, monkey is apt.

[wadesworld]

Simple question was asked, and some jag bag has to come on and make flippant remarks about "something call covid", while adding nothing nor providing anything of substance to a valid question. Yep it is my character to refer to him as such and a worthless waste of oxygen that has nothing better going on in his life than to response in that manner. Again, monkey is apt.

Wow the irony.

[Skatastrophy]

This is a good thread so far. Subscribed.

[rocky_warrior]

This is a good thread so far. Subscribed.

Yup, the kind of hard hitting racism you've come to expect.

To be clear, insults aren't allowed in any form. I don't know if Sandy knows about the words he's using, but he's gone.

[real chili 83]

Surprised it took this long.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Yup, the kind of hard hitting racism you've come to expect.

To be clear, insults aren't allowed in any form. I don't know if Sandy knows about the words he's using, but he's gone.

[MU82]

It's not gonna be easy to replace his daily production: a dozen inane points, two dozen unwarranted insults, three dozen cases of mangled grammar, and 1,000 or so misspelled words.

[mu_hilltopper]

It's not gonna be easy to replace his daily production: a dozen inane points, two dozen unwarranted insults, three dozen cases of mangled grammar, and 1,000 or so misspelled words.

Oh look, an example of a personal attack.

[NorthernDancerColt]

This is a good thread so far. Subscribed.

This thread is a sack of broken eggs.

[Skatastrophy]

Oh look, an example of a personal attack.

You smell like a beef'n cheddar.

Boom roasted.

[The Sultan]

You smell like a beef'n cheddar.

Boom roasted.

No...slow roasted. 

[MUCam]

No...slow roasted.

I applaud your wit.

[MU82]

Oh look, an example of a personal attack.

Very rare for me, frankly, and nowhere near the level of vitriol that the subject uses multiple times a day.

But yes, the rest of us should be above wallowing in that gutter, so a zillion apologies, sir.

[Newsdreams]

You smell like a beef'n cheddar.

Boom roasted.

No sauce????

[Lighthouse 84]

I'd say IBTL, but two mods have already commented and not locked this, so I think it's safe to say it ain't happening. Except if you're Sandy. Then, you're locked. Doh!

[Newsdreams]

I'd say IBTL, but two mods have already commented and not locked this, so I think it's safe to say it ain't happening. Except if you're Sandy. Then, you're locked. Doh!

Think there is an example and a message

[GooooMarquette]

This may be the Scoopiest thread in Scoop history! After the OP, there has not been one single response on the original topic.

I like chocolate chip cookies.

[real chili 83]

Anyone ever have cellulitis?

[Dawson Rental]

This may be the Scoopiest thread in Scoop history! After the OP, there has not been one single response on the original topic.

I like chocolate chip cookies.

I'll bite.

D.J. Carton will be the best MU point guard since....  Buycks?  Diener?  before Diener? 
Derrick Wilson (sorry Ners)?  John Dawson (you're welcome Ners)?