A win is a win is a win is a win

[MU82]

The Bennett family belongs in prison

That's a little harsh.

I was thinking maybe house arrest.

[rocket surgeon]

the 2nd half of the purdue game was like picking up the 10* at closing time then waking up with a naked phyllis diller(wisconsin game) sleeping across one of your arms and then learning how to pee with the other hand(robert morris)and it hurts