Former MU volleyball coach in trouble

[Bo Ryan's Massage Therapist]

Former MU volleyball coach and current Iowa coach Bond Shymasnky has been placed on leave for a reported major NCAA rules violation.

https://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/volleyball/2019/05/20/iowa-hawkeyes-volleyball-coach-bond-shymansky-administrative-leave-due-ncaa-rules-violation/3744245002/

[Mr. Nielsen]

I was talking with someone at work about Bond last week.

There was a bit of trouble as some parents were upset with him.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/former-university-of-iowa-deputy-athletics-director-says-he-would-have-fired-jane-meyer-20170501

Also, just got re-married to a very young hot blonde.
https://www.theknot.com/us/molly-turk-and-bond-shymansky-may-2018

[mu_hilltopper]

I was talking with someone at work about Bond last week.

There was a bit of trouble as some parents were upset with him.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/former-university-of-iowa-deputy-athletics-director-says-he-would-have-fired-jane-meyer-20170501

Also, just got re-married to a very young hot blonde.
https://www.theknot.com/us/molly-turk-and-bond-shymansky-may-2018

I remember meeting Bond and his (1st) wife Catherine, I was walking home and saw them in the yard .. they'd just moved in, but had a MU flag flying, so I called out "Go Marquette" and they instantly came to talk to me.    Bumped into them a number of times until they moved to Iowa.  Didn't know about the divorce, so yay Scoop.

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

I was talking with someone at work about Bond last week.

There was a bit of trouble as some parents were upset with him.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/former-university-of-iowa-deputy-athletics-director-says-he-would-have-fired-jane-meyer-20170501

Also, just got re-married to a very young hot blonde.
https://www.theknot.com/us/molly-turk-and-bond-shymansky-may-2018

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

[JWags85]

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

Also didn't realize almost 30 was "very young", not like the guy is 70

[Mr. Nielsen]

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

How about her wedding dress?
https://hawkeyesports.com/coaches.aspx?rc=1661&path=wvball

[Mr. Nielsen]

Also didn't realize almost 30 was "very young", not like the guy is 70

Well, Bond is 48 and she is 28. That is a difference. Heck, one of his daughters is pushing 21 years old.

[4everwarriors]

Eye'm guessin' she kan return his serve very nicely, hey?

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

Well, Bond is 48 and she is 28. That is a difference. Heck, one of his daughters is pushing 21 years old.

Was not aware of that. Thought he had really young kids. His son would hang out in the student section for volleyball games.

Though I guess that would have been like six years ago now. Yikes...

[Henry Sugar]

Well, Bond is 48 and she is 28. That is a difference. Heck, one of his daughters is pushing 21 years old.

Half the age plus seven equals thirty one. I'm gonna call a violation here.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Half the age plus seven equals thirty one. I'm gonna call a violation here.

Double the younger (his/her) age minus seven.  All good.  Bad equations matta.

[Henry Sugar]

Double the younger (his/her) age minus seven.  All good.  Bad equations matta.

Using double the younger minus seven, a 14 year old could date a 21 year old? An 18 year old with a 29 year old? ick. Bad equations indeed.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Double the younger (his/her) age minus seven.  All good.  Bad equations matta.

I've never heard this formula. You trying to expand your acceptable dating pool eh Doc?

[Dr. Blackheart]

I've never heard this formula. You trying to expand your acceptable dating pool eh Doc?

Harold & Maude, aina?

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half-your-age-plus-seven

[Dr. Blackheart]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half-your-age-plus-seven

Ageism must end!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/wife-22-hits-out-strangers-18607335

[Jon]

Eye'm guessin' she kan return his serve very nicely, hey?

Doc, I find having a younger wife keeps a man on his toes. It struck me though that in a few years she is going to hit 40 and will no longer be a young wife.

Life isn't fair

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Doc, I find having a younger wife keeps a man on his toes. It struck me though that in a few years she is going to hit 40 and will no longer be a young wife.

Life isn't fair

The mail order bride service wont let you trade in the baby David's mother for a new, younger version? 

Or have you hit OBLS status?

[4everwarriors]

Doc, I find having a younger wife keeps a man on his toes. It struck me though that in a few years she is going to hit 40 and will no longer be a young wife.

Life isn't fair

Eye've neva tried dat position, hey?

[Jon]

Eye've neva tried dat position, hey?

With heels she's got some height on me. Toes don't work; I need a stool...

[rocket surgeon]

With heels she's got some height on me. Toes don't work; I need a stool...

  who's wearing the heels?  that's gotta be tough on the calves, eyn'a?

[Jon]

The mail order bride service wont let you trade in the baby David's mother for a new, younger version? 

Or have you hit OBLS status?

Zig,

Alright, I'll bite: OBLS?? WTFO?

[Jon]

  who's wearing the heels?  that's gotta be tough on the calves, eyn'a?

Not sure what brilliant sonuvabitch invented stiletto high heels but he needs enshrinement in a Hall of Fame. I would suggest he gets honored in the same gilded wing as the Yoga Pants Inventor.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Zig,

Alright, I'll bite: OBLS?? WTFO?

Old balls, loose sack.

[dgies9156]

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

Wait a minute!

I married an Iowa Girl.

I like Iowa Hot!!!!!