Author Topic: Former MU volleyball coach in trouble (Read 10065 times)

Bo Ryan's Massage Therapist · « **on:** May 21, 2019, 12:18:49 PM »

Former MU volleyball coach and current Iowa coach Bond Shymasnky has been placed on leave for a reported major NCAA rules violation.

https://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/volleyball/2019/05/20/iowa-hawkeyes-volleyball-coach-bond-shymansky-administrative-leave-due-ncaa-rules-violation/3744245002/

Mr. Nielsen · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2019, 01:41:39 PM »

I was talking with someone at work about Bond last week.

There was a bit of trouble as some parents were upset with him.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/former-university-of-iowa-deputy-athletics-director-says-he-would-have-fired-jane-meyer-20170501

Also, just got re-married to a very young hot blonde.
https://www.theknot.com/us/molly-turk-and-bond-shymansky-may-2018

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2019, 10:30:41 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nielsen on May 21, 2019, 01:41:39 PM

I was talking with someone at work about Bond last week.

There was a bit of trouble as some parents were upset with him.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/former-university-of-iowa-deputy-athletics-director-says-he-would-have-fired-jane-meyer-20170501

Also, just got re-married to a very young hot blonde.
https://www.theknot.com/us/molly-turk-and-bond-shymansky-may-2018

I remember meeting Bond and his (1st) wife Catherine, I was walking home and saw them in the yard .. they'd just moved in, but had a MU flag flying, so I called out "Go Marquette" and they instantly came to talk to me. Bumped into them a number of times until they moved to Iowa. Didn't know about the divorce, so yay Scoop.

Mr. Sand-Knit · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2019, 11:41:23 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nielsen on May 21, 2019, 01:41:39 PM

I was talking with someone at work about Bond last week.

There was a bit of trouble as some parents were upset with him.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/former-university-of-iowa-deputy-athletics-director-says-he-would-have-fired-jane-meyer-20170501

Also, just got re-married to a very young hot blonde.
https://www.theknot.com/us/molly-turk-and-bond-shymansky-may-2018

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

JWags85 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2019, 12:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Sand-Knit on May 23, 2019, 11:41:23 AM

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

Also didn't realize almost 30 was "very young", not like the guy is 70

Mr. Nielsen · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2019, 01:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Sand-Knit on May 23, 2019, 11:41:23 AM

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

How about her wedding dress?
https://hawkeyesports.com/coaches.aspx?rc=1661&path=wvball

Mr. Nielsen · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2019, 01:42:43 PM »

Quote from: JWags85 on May 23, 2019, 12:15:56 PM

Also didn't realize almost 30 was "very young", not like the guy is 70

Well, Bond is 48 and she is 28. That is a difference. Heck, one of his daughters is pushing 21 years old.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2019, 01:49:35 PM »

Eye'm guessin' she kan return his serve very nicely, hey?

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2019, 01:52:31 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nielsen on May 23, 2019, 01:42:43 PM

Well, Bond is 48 and she is 28. That is a difference. Heck, one of his daughters is pushing 21 years old.

Was not aware of that. Thought he had really young kids. His son would hang out in the student section for volleyball games.

Though I guess that would have been like six years ago now. Yikes...

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2019, 02:52:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nielsen on May 23, 2019, 01:42:43 PM

Well, Bond is 48 and she is 28. That is a difference. Heck, one of his daughters is pushing 21 years old.

Half the age plus seven equals thirty one. I'm gonna call a violation here.

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2019, 10:02:03 PM »

Quote from: Henry Sugar on May 23, 2019, 02:52:09 PM

Half the age plus seven equals thirty one. I'm gonna call a violation here.

Double the younger (his/her) age minus seven. All good. Bad equations matta.

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2019, 10:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on May 23, 2019, 10:02:03 PM

Double the younger (his/her) age minus seven. All good. Bad equations matta.

Using double the younger minus seven, a 14 year old could date a 21 year old? An 18 year old with a 29 year old? ick. Bad equations indeed.

TAMU, Knower of Ball · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2019, 12:05:49 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on May 23, 2019, 10:02:03 PM

Double the younger (his/her) age minus seven. All good. Bad equations matta.

I've never heard this formula. You trying to expand your acceptable dating pool eh Doc?

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2019, 12:17:46 AM »

Quote from: TAMU Eagle on May 25, 2019, 12:05:49 AM

I've never heard this formula. You trying to expand your acceptable dating pool eh Doc?

Harold & Maude, aina?

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2019, 09:02:48 AM »

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half-your-age-plus-seven

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:11:39 PM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on May 25, 2019, 09:02:48 AM

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half-your-age-plus-seven

Ageism must end!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/wife-22-hits-out-strangers-18607335

Jon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:04:04 PM »

Quote from: 4everwarriors on May 23, 2019, 01:49:35 PM

Eye'm guessin' she kan return his serve very nicely, hey?

Doc, I find having a younger wife keeps a man on his toes. It struck me though that in a few years she is going to hit 40 and will no longer be a young wife.

Life isn't fair

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:06:54 PM »

Quote from: Jon on July 24, 2019, 11:04:04 PM

Doc, I find having a younger wife keeps a man on his toes. It struck me though that in a few years she is going to hit 40 and will no longer be a young wife.

Life isn't fair

The mail order bride service wont let you trade in the baby David's mother for a new, younger version?

Or have you hit OBLS status?

4everwarriors · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2019, 06:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Jon on July 24, 2019, 11:04:04 PM

Doc, I find having a younger wife keeps a man on his toes. It struck me though that in a few years she is going to hit 40 and will no longer be a young wife.

Life isn't fair

Eye've neva tried dat position, hey?

Jon · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2019, 11:34:17 AM »

Quote from: 4everwarriors on July 25, 2019, 06:43:00 AM

Eye've neva tried dat position, hey?

With heels she's got some height on me. Toes don't work; I need a stool...

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2019, 03:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Jon on July 25, 2019, 11:34:17 AM

With heels she's got some height on me. Toes don't work; I need a stool...

who's wearing the heels? that's gotta be tough on the calves, eyn'a?

Jon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2019, 11:25:51 AM »

Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on July 24, 2019, 11:06:54 PM

The mail order bride service wont let you trade in the baby David's mother for a new, younger version?

Or have you hit OBLS status?

Zig,

Alright, I'll bite: OBLS?? WTFO?

Jon · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2019, 11:27:44 AM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on July 25, 2019, 03:35:02 PM

who's wearing the heels? that's gotta be tough on the calves, eyn'a?

Not sure what brilliant sonuvabitch invented stiletto high heels but he needs enshrinement in a Hall of Fame. I would suggest he gets honored in the same gilded wing as the Yoga Pants Inventor.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2019, 11:56:41 AM »

Quote from: Jon on July 26, 2019, 11:25:51 AM

Zig,

Alright, I'll bite: OBLS?? WTFO?

Old balls, loose sack.

dgies9156 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 26, 2019, 02:13:01 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Sand-Knit on May 23, 2019, 11:41:23 AM

Hot? Maybe Iowa hot

Wait a minute!

I married an Iowa Girl.

I like Iowa Hot!!!!!

mu03eng · « **Reply #25 on:** July 26, 2019, 02:24:39 PM »

It's a little creepy since he very likely coached against his now wife when she played for UNI and was in college.

Jon · « **Reply #26 on:** July 26, 2019, 03:12:59 PM »

Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on July 26, 2019, 11:56:41 AM

Old balls, loose sack.

Got it.

It ain't loose, Ziggy Man, they just hang that low. The clank of the cold rolled steel signals my arrival.

Jon · « **Reply #27 on:** July 26, 2019, 03:21:37 PM »

Quote from: mu03eng on July 26, 2019, 02:24:39 PM

It's a little creepy since he very likely coached against his now wife when she played for UNI and was in college.

Eng

Why is that creepy, though?

There is an age difference but he asked and she said yes. If they love each other then age is irrelevant.

Personally, i prefer to look at a partner who makes lulu lemons shine than one who needs support hose and spanx.

Ten pounds in a five pound bag is...frightening.

wadesworld · « **Reply #28 on:** July 26, 2019, 05:04:05 PM »

Quote from: Jon on July 26, 2019, 03:21:37 PM

Eng

Why is that creepy, though?

There is an age difference but he asked and she said yes. If they love each other then age is irrelevant.

Personally, i prefer to look at a partner who makes lulu lemons shine than one who needs support hose and spanx.

Ten pounds in a five pound bag is...frightening.

So long as someone says “yes” nothing can be creepy. That’s an interesting perspective.

You’ve left no doubt to anyone here that you find great joy in young, fit women. We get it.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #29 on:** July 26, 2019, 06:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Jon on July 26, 2019, 03:12:59 PM

Got it.

It ain't loose, Ziggy Man, they just hang that low. The clank of the cold rolled steel signals my arrival.

We'll have to start calling you Sparky then.

Jay Bee · « **Reply #30 on:** July 26, 2019, 07:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Jon on July 25, 2019, 11:34:17 AM

Toes don't work; I need a stool...

Kinky.

mu03eng · « **Reply #31 on:** July 27, 2019, 01:00:32 PM »

Quote from: Jon on July 26, 2019, 03:21:37 PM

Eng

Why is that creepy, though?

There is an age difference but he asked and she said yes. If they love each other then age is irrelevant.

Personally, i prefer to look at a partner who makes lulu lemons shine than one who needs support hose and spanx.

Ten pounds in a five pound bag is...frightening.

For me its creepy as far as my personal view on it but its entirely their relationship and if it works for them then love is love and mozeltof. I'm just saying in the se position I wouldn't be down for it

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2019, 10:42:57 PM »

100% age difference. Thoughts?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5d405d7be4b0db8affaeef01/amp

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2019, 06:35:24 PM »

Parent Trap. Thoughts?

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/dennis-quaid-s-engagement-so-clich-it-s-plot-parent-ncna1070206?cid=referral_taboolafeed

4everwarriors · « **Reply #34 on:** November 04, 2019, 06:44:58 PM »

Maebee she luvs 'im, hey?

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