MUBB Valentines

[SERocks]

Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?

Can probably get some good ideas from this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPPF9djzgg&fbclid=IwAR3dMeA99J48IVfwNc3i-el-0g0JfZlifK4kuOaCssq_9ynS1k51FGIejc0

[warriorchick]

Can probably get some good ideas from this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPPF9djzgg&fbclid=IwAR3dMeA99J48IVfwNc3i-el-0g0JfZlifK4kuOaCssq_9ynS1k51FGIejc0

Good old Charlie.

I wonder which of these he used on his wife, a former Miss Wisconsin USA?

[muguru]

Badgers are red
Warriors are blue
Brad Davison will squeeze your junk to show you how much he loves you

[The Lens]

Roses are red
Louisville is too
If Rick offers dinner
He'll want a quick dessert too

[BrewCity83]

Marquette wishes you
A Happy Valentine's Day
In Haiku Format

[Archies Bat]

MU treats opponents
Like they've been hit by a hammer.
At the end of the game
They feel as bad as 4ever's grammar.

[jsglow]

The Scooper I'd want
To make my lass
Would of course be chick
But glow'd kick my a$$

Very well done sir.  Actually laughed out loud.   

[RushmoreAcademy]

It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide

We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run the big east with
All we could give

So excuse me for fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.

[warriorchick]

It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide

We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run big east with
All we could give

So excuse me fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.

This makes me wish Glow Jr. still had access to MU's video editing lab. A decent karaoke singer and a few MUBB film highlights, and he would have a masterpiece on his hands.

[4everwarriors]

After seeing valentines like this:





I thought it would be fun to come up with some MUBB Valentines.  Someone who is better with Photoshop could probably do the actual design , but I came up with a few ideas for the text:

Sam and Joey:  "Haus" about being our Valentine?

Markus:  "Player" of the year?  Only on the basketball court.  You're the only one for me!

Matty:  I just want to be Heldt by you.

Tommy, Mike, and Buddy:  Last on the bench, but first in your heart.


What ideas do you have?  And can we at least try to keep them romantic and not skeevy?

How dey say, "don't quit yo dey job, aina?"

[4everwarriors]

Crean sucks red
Crean sucks blue
Turn your back
And he'll fook you too, aina?

[warriorchick]

Warriors are gold
Warriors are blue
Notre Dame sucks
And Bucky does too

[dgies9156]

off topic... and a bit outdated

Only 106 more years until the next one!

[tower912]

Which will only be available on the Cub channel.

[warriorchick]

From the Golden Seagull:

[MU82]

Sam's shot is golden
Markus' shot is true
Imagine how good we'd be
If we didn't have the worst 2

(By far.)

[Dr. Blackheart]

This thread proves that accountants and journalists have no senses of humor.  That said, they get a gold star for trying.

[real chili 83]

ND sucks

ND sucks

[NorthernDancerColt]

It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide

We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run the big east with
All we could give

So excuse me for fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.

The better Elton John song is mostly about Brad Davison...

I miss the dearth (of opponent talent) so much...I miss my HS life
It's lonely guarding studs in perimeter space.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til (the next Irish) touchdown in a playoff you'll find
he's not the recruit UW thought he was at all...
Aw no no no....
He's the Flop-Hit man.
Jock-itch man...burning on his skin down there alone.

And defensive Science...he don't understand....it's just his job to flop (and nut punch) 5 days a week.
Uh Flop-Hit maaaaaaaaaan...he the flop-hit man.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Made silent love to my Italian beauty.  Endowed with hot proteins of every variety, me clawing at the stringy delight.  In the end, my date left me unfulfilled, a leftover for another day.

[NorthernDancerColt]

Made silent love to my Italian beauty.  Endowed with hot proteins of every variety, me clawing at the stringy delight.  In the end, my date left me unfulfilled, a leftover for another day.

Now, THAT's Amore

[Afroman]

Roses are red
Vander is Blue
Wojo be da man
Whoop-a-de-do!

[warriorchick]

The better Elton John song is mostly about Brad Davison...

I miss the dearth (of opponent talent) so much...I miss my HS life
It's lonely guarding studs in perimeter space.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til (the next Irish) touchdown in a playoff you'll find
he's not the recruit UW thought he was at all...
Aw no no no....
He's the Flop-Hit man.
Jock-itch man...burning on his skin down there alone.

And defensive Science...he don't understand....it's just his job to flop (and nut punch) 5 days a week.
Uh Flop-Hit maaaaaaaaaan...he the flop-hit man.

No.

One of the rules of writing a parody song is that you have to be able to sing it using the original music. You can't add six or eight extra syllables to every line.

The title is good, though.

[Slim]

Team chemistry is fantastic,
M2N's shot makes us drool,
Without Ners our team is just average,
Cuz he dunked in high school!

[Eye]

Boy this years been fun
After five years of yuck
One thing that's been consistent
Is the Rodents still suck