Here is where we disagree - not sure about his book but LeFevre posted some gems. This is pure F#CKING gold:
Pure F#CKING Gold, baby!
More from the genius of Goldman Sachs Elevator ...
#1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying... because if you're good at lying, you're good at everything.
#1: Money can’t buy happiness but it solves 95% of the problems that make you unhappy.
#1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d wonder where the rest of my money went.
#1: There was a time when we sent the undesirables to islands. Now you have to buy an island just to get away from them.
#1: Whenever someone asks how I’m doing, I usually just lie and say ‘good’, even though I’m doing a lot better than that.
#1: Only Neanderthals resort to violence. I prefer crushing one’s spirit, hope, or ego.
#1: It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful.
#1: If someone has a tattoo saying, ‘Only God Can Judge Me’, I’m gonna prove them wrong.
#1: Too many people are smart enough to be angry, but not smart enough to be successful.
#1: Tattoos aren’t my thing. That’d be like putting a bumper sticker on a Lamborghini.
#1: I start every cell conversation with ‘my phone’s about to die’ so they don’t waste my time.
#1: I would pay like $500k to watch the Kardashians play scrabble.
#1: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them hairy wet cats?
#1: The lottery is just a way of taxing poor people who don't know math.
#1: If I could choose between world peace and a reasonable fortune, my first Lambo would be orange.
#1: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullcrap.
#1: When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
#1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.
#1: [At the gym] What machine should I use to impress the girls?
#2: The ATM.
#1: Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football.
#1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, mf-er.
#1: YOLO is poor for carpe diem.
#1: Fact. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement.
#2: Damn. That wouldn't cover a ski weekend.
#1: Getting laid off from Goldman is like being traded by the Yankees. You’ll probably still make millions, but it’s just not the same.
#1: Black Friday is the Special Olympics of capitalism.
#1: Money might not buy happiness, but I'll take my chances!
#1: Handshakes and tie knots. I don't have time for someone who can't master those basic skills.
#1: I never give money to homeless people. I can't reward failure in good conscience.
#1: Groupon... Food stamps for the middle class.
#1: My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.
#1: The fact that most people are too stupid to know how dumb they really are is the fabric holding our society together.
#1: All cats are libertarians. Completely dependent on others but fully convinced of their own independence.
#1: Talent is the only thing that stands between most people and their dreams.
#1: Do what you love’ is great advice for making 30k a year.
#1: It’s ok to be the lion. And it’s ok to be the gazelle. Either way, you just have to be faster than the slowest gazelle.
#1: The most and least successful people all share the same trait: thinking they’re never wrong.
#1: Statistically speaking, you shouldn’t worry about what your first wife’s mother looks like.
#1: If her first phone was an iPhone, she’s too young for you, bro.
#1: Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.