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Author Topic: Glitter Bomb  (Read 1047 times)

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Glitter Bomb
« on: December 20, 2018, 10:32:35 AM »
I typically don't contribute to the spread of viral videos, but this one hits home for me.  With over 36M views in just 3 days, I'm sure some of you have already seen this, but for those who haven't, please enjoy.  It's worth every second of the 10 minute run time.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/xoxhDk-hwuo" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/xoxhDk-hwuo</a>

Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2018, 11:22:07 AM »
This is what those soulless bastards that took Super Smash Bros off my porch deserve.
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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2018, 11:27:53 AM »
Indeed, I watched it when it "only" had 1.3m views.  Was thinking, wow, that's pretty costly, 4 phones, motor, cell plans.

Youtube will pay roughly $8,000 per million hits X 36m = $288,000 and growing.  Now that it's reached Scoop, it's really going to take off.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2018, 02:23:13 PM »
Yup, watched it a few days ago, told all my coworkers and my barber they needed to watch it.  Now that it's hit my hipster barber shop (he hadn't heard about it), I'm sure this count will go up.

edit: 37.5M now.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2018, 02:43:40 PM »
I saw it yesterday.  It's fantastic.

He actually edited out about 90 seconds or so (two of the reactions) because the friend-of-a-friend that he loaned it to staged those with some friends.  He claims he didn't know, and apologized on Twitter for the "fake" footage.  His YouTube page has some great stuff.
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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2018, 03:32:02 PM »
Well he is a rocket scientist (sort of).

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2018, 04:17:53 PM »
Yup, watched it a few days ago, told all my coworkers and my barber they needed to watch it.  Now that it's hit my hipster barber shop (he hadn't heard about it), I'm sure this count will go up.

edit: 37.5M now.

What's the hipster barber shop? Assuming in Denver. I need someone who can manage to not destroy this flow.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2018, 10:49:52 PM »
Well he is a rocket scientist (sort of).

Calling yourself a rocket scientist just because you work at JPL is like saying you can dunk because you played high school basketball.
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2018, 06:18:27 AM »
Calling yourself a rocket scientist just because you work at JPL is like saying you can dunk because you played high school basketball.

The ratio of claim to the rocket scientist title to those that have actually earned it is remarkably lopsided
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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2018, 11:00:46 AM »
What's the hipster barber shop? Assuming in Denver. I need someone who can manage to not destroy this flow.

Yes, Denver - "The Usual"

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2018, 11:31:30 AM »
I love the thieves that were mad about getting bombed

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2018, 02:16:43 PM »
Yes, Denver - "The Usual"

Holy crap, I didn't know that was good! It's literally 3 blocks from my house. Thanks for the tip.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2018, 05:03:00 PM »
Saw a comment that would make the package contraption so much better.

Instead of glitter?  Spiders.  Imagine the screams of abject terror as the thief realizes 500 spiders were sprayed all over them, their car, bedroom, etc.

So, so delicious.

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2018, 06:14:10 PM »
Saw a comment that would make the package contraption so much better.

Instead of glitter?  Spiders.  Imagine the screams of abject terror as the thief realizes 500 spiders were sprayed all over them, their car, bedroom, etc.

So, so delicious.

What about the ink they put in bank money bags?

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2018, 07:37:55 PM »
Still remember the first time I saw a stripper with a glitter bomb on her poopchute.  Fantastic.
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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2018, 09:05:23 PM »
What about the ink they put in bank money bags?

That's bad too, but ..ink is meant to stain the person so they get caught / the money gets caught somewhere.  They'd clean that up.

Spiders .. you'd never get them all and the psychological terror that they are everywhere .. you'd need to sell your house/car.

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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2018, 07:40:52 AM »
Unless spiders don't bother you.
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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2018, 09:09:50 AM »
Fire ants would be best
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Re: Glitter Bomb
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2019, 10:22:57 AM »
Unless spiders don't bother you.

or you park outside and it's 10 degrees out