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Author Topic: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match  (Read 5942 times)

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2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« on: April 15, 2018, 08:24:50 PM »
piss away boys, see who can do the best Long Shot Larry.

Just keep it out of the regular baseball thread.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2018, 08:27:08 PM »
Crean sucks
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2018, 08:54:29 PM »
Cardinals suck

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2018, 06:04:56 PM »
Can a cardinals fan help me articulate the unwritten rules for this thread?

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2018, 06:20:18 PM »
Can a cardinals fan help me articulate the unwritten rules for this thread?

Depends who's playing.
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2018, 06:23:37 PM »
Rules no matta, hey?
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2018, 10:10:42 PM »
Depends who's playing.

Cards aren't smart enough to cheat and not get away with it.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2018, 04:53:39 PM »
Cards aren't smart enough to cheat and not get away with it.

No they're just smart enough to have 12 World Championships.

Devilbird Magic ;D

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2018, 08:08:18 PM »
No they're just smart enough to have 12 World Championships.

Devilbird Magic ;D

Sounds like the Russian Defense tactic...

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2018, 04:03:18 PM »
Damn that 1 run the Brewers scored all series.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2018, 04:13:29 PM »
Damn that 1 run the Brewers scored all series.

Show some respect. It was 2.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2018, 04:20:59 PM »
Show some respect. It was 2.

Oh it was 2 to 3 wasn't it. Honestly my bad. My brain did 2 to 1

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2018, 06:52:50 PM »
Oh it was 2 to 3 wasn't it. Honestly my bad. My brain did 2 to 1

They had 13 hits the entire series...at least their runs scored (2) outnumbered their errors committed (1) this time around.

At some point they’ll have to beat a team not in last place....or not.

Brewtal...

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2018, 08:55:54 AM »
Another fun stat from the series....

Cubs starting pitching:  27IP, 0.00 ERA

The offensive futility by the Brewers had to come close to setting some records.


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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2018, 09:05:22 AM »
nm
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2018, 09:06:46 AM »
Cubs maybe coatin' da ball wit vasoline of throwin' spitters, hey?
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2018, 07:29:49 AM »
Brew crew back in 1st...I fahrrrt in your general direction silly bird and cuddly baby bear fans.
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2018, 08:37:39 AM »
Brew crew back in 1st...I fahrrrt in your general direction silly bird and cuddly baby bear fans.

This is the Brewers' time of year!

Also...14 wins against teams with a combined winning % of .301 and a 5-12 record against teams over .500. It's a long season. It'll even out.


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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2018, 09:13:49 AM »
This is the Brewers' time of year!

Also...14 wins against teams with a combined winning % of .301 and a 5-12 record against teams over .500. It's a long season. It'll even out.

To be fair, part of the reason those teams’ records are bad is because the Brewers have performed well against them. If the Brewers split with the Cubs, then that stat looks wildly different. It’s too early in the year to draw any conclusions based on those type of stats.

Granted, many of those teams were projected to be pretty bad to start the year, so your general point still holds. May is quite a bit tougher for the Crew, so we should learn a lot about them this month.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2018, 09:14:46 AM »
I fear the Crew can beat anyone any given day except the Damn Cubs and Cards. They seem to forget how to tie their shoes when they go up against these two. Gotta go at least 50/50 with these guys to have a chance to come out on top at the end.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2018, 09:23:09 AM »
If the Brewers split with the Cubs, then that stat looks wildly different.

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You don't, right?
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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2018, 09:36:03 AM »
To be fair, part of the reason those teams’ records are bad is because the Brewers have performed well against them. If the Brewers split with the Cubs, then that stat looks wildly different. It’s too early in the year to draw any conclusions based on those type of stats.

Granted, many of those teams were projected to be pretty bad to start the year, so your general point still holds. May is quite a bit tougher for the Crew, so we should learn a lot about them this month.

Against teams that aren't the Brewers, those awful teams' combined winning percentage improves to .333. They're not exactly world-beaters.

End of the day, the Brewers are doing what they need to do against awful teams. However, that doesn't necessarily mean the Brewers are a good team.

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2018, 09:55:38 AM »
Against teams that aren't the Brewers, those awful teams' combined winning percentage improves to .333. They're not exactly world-beaters.

End of the day, the Brewers are doing what they need to do against awful teams. However, that doesn't necessarily mean the Brewers are a good team.

Before getting too high and mighty here, the Cubs have won what, 1 series not against the Brewers?

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Re: 2018 MLB - Cubs/Brewers/Cardinals Pissing Match
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2018, 10:09:25 AM »
Before getting too high and mighty here, the Cubs have won what, 1 series not against the Brewers?

True, but I'm not the one on these boards boasting about my team in May. I'm simply pointing out that the Brewers have beat up on a some of the worst teams in MLB.