The speed of MUScoop

[MUEng92]

...is giving flashbacks to dial up internet with my Pentium Gateway 2000 tower computer

[4everwarriors]

Very slow ta load. Somethin's fooked up in paradise, ai na?

[CubillanSandwich]

Shaka must be in town

[forgetful]

Was wondering if I was the only one.  Very slow.

[GB Warrior]

I know net neutrality is bullchit, but stop being stingy with our membership dues, ai'na?

[rocky_warrior]

Yup, it's a problem.  I'll be working on it tomorrow.

[real chili 83]

Try a little WD-40

[WarriorFan]

Try a little WD-40

or a hammer.

[MUMountin]

or a hammer.

Turn it off and then back on--thats the advice I always get when I call IT

[nyg]

After I win the Powerball tonight, I'll buy you new faster server.........

[Herman Cain]

Clean up the porn off the Scoop server and it should be fine.

[Archies Bat]

Turn it off and then back on--thats the advice I always get when I call IT

Our IT Department works for me.  This is the most cost-efficient first step in IT problem diagnostics.

That, and make sure none of the connections have come loose.

[mu_hilltopper]

I can't tell if there's too much Arby's sauce on the server, or not enough.

[wadesworld]

or a hammer.

Ban hammer.  Drive the traffic down.

[GB Warrior]

Clean up the porn off the Scoop server and it should be fine.

I don't think it's fair to get rid of all of Keefe's posts.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Yup, it's a problem.  I'll be working on it tomorrow.

Too many crafties or ganjas? 

[MUEng92]

I can't figure out if it's the fourth or fifth time you click a link that actually opens the link

[Dr. Blackheart]

Too many crafties or ganjas?

All kidding aside, thanks to the mods for a fun, great, and free community!  Scoop is Special.

[MU82]

Thanks for this thread. I was just about to re-start my computer because I thought it must have been lagging.

I cannot believe that with the outrageous salaries we pay the mods that this kind of thing can happen. Off with their heads!

[🏀]

I can't tell if there's too much Arby's sauce on the server, or not enough.

What's your address? I'll overnight 13 dozen packets.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

What's your address? I'll overnight 13 dozen packets.

You really shouldn't steal from your employer.

[willie warrior]

Clean up the porn off the Scoop server and it should be fine.

Better yet, allow all scoopers access to the porn.

[🏀]

You really shouldn't steal from your employer.

It's a perk of the position. Horsey sauce and high colon circulation rate.

[Newsdreams]

Try a little WD-40

Or Windex