Sauced Tiger

[4everwarriors]

DUI...not good, hey?

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

Most dominant athlete of a generation to a complete downward spiral. Really, really sad.

[nyg]

http://www.tmz.com

Locked up about a mile from my house.
Was headed home from the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Juno Beach.

Didn't even know he drank and maybe he should have had he assistant drive him.  Idiot.....

Arrest photo will become a classic for celeb arrests. 

[4everwarriors]

Datz a chit-faced look if der ever wuz won, ai na?

[Jay Bee]

Was there a waitress in his ride when arrested?

[rocket surgeon]

Most dominant athlete of a generation to a complete downward spiral. Really, really sad.

actually, this seems to be the first trouble he's been in since his "ex" took a 3-wood to his windshield.  so unless i'm missing something, he's been behaving himself.  "buzzed driving" is never cool, but i wouldn't write him off as going in to a "downward spiral" just yet.  again, unless i'm missing something else.

btw, wouldn't ya think the guy could afford uber or something??  chit, he could've ordered a helicopter ride

[rocket surgeon]

Datz a chit-faced look if der ever wuz won, ai na?

looks like he needs a hug, heyheyheyn'a?

[Blackhat]

My buddy was in the cell with him... the tiger cried a little... he says his sh.ts smelled glorious.  He tried to scoop it out and bronze it for memoriam.

[4everwarriors]

From green jacket ta green in da gills, ai na?

[rocket surgeon]

they're saying he's going to lose some more of his $70 million/year or so sponsors(rolex, nike, indian motorcycle, kowo pharm...), but i don't think you will see him doing walmart anytime soon.  net worth around $800mil

da heck is indian moto and a japanese drug company want from a golfer?  unless the pharm. co. has vee-agray and winsterol?  i could see indian trying to get rickie fowler however

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i could see indian trying to get rickie fowler however

Because he's part Native American?

[4everwarriors]

Neva cease ta bee amazed how doze dat have da world bye da curly cues, seem ta fook up properity, hey?

[rocket surgeon]

Because he's part Native American?

rickie was big into motocross but was persuaded to give it up, i'm assuming, so he wouldn't have to join the special olympics pga

http://racerxonline.com/2011/04/07/former-racer-turned-pga-golfer-rickie-fowler-on-tv-this-weekend

even though, i believe, indian is better known for it's road bikes as opposed to off road, but just sayin

[Jay Bee]

Tiger says he had no booze, hey?

[rocket surgeon]

Tiger says he had no booze, hey?

then he should have blown into the booze whistle and it would have come out smelling like a bean burrito or something, eyn'er?

[4everwarriors]

Tiger says he had no booze, hey?

Maybe it wuz a steroid reaction at 3 am? Da idiot wood be better off shuttin' up, bendin' over, and takin' his medicine ratter den tryin' ta continue playin' everyone for a fool, ai na?

[nyg]

PD report comes out tomorrow and from local news here, he told officer he wasn't taking breath test and officer described him as being a jerk.  No alcohol, why not take a breath test..........  Media is attempting, with great interest, to obtain any footage from dash-cam or officer cam/recorders.

If anything interesting come out from local news here, I'll post.

[Mutaman]

mistake

[GooooMarquette]

Tiger says he had no booze, hey?

Then he should have blown into the Breathalyzer.

Not buying it....

[wadesworld]

Or he could've been high on a PGA banned substance and not wanted to have been tested for that so knowing he was going to fail his field sobriety test he might've just said screw it I'll take the legal punishment but be able to deny I had anything in my body that would get me suspended.

[rocket surgeon]

today it is reported that he had 0.0000 alcohol in his system.  must be some pretty good pain meds going.  like this was the first time he took pain meds given his history of surgeries?  that is pain mis-management and he obviously should not have been driving.  it will be interesting how his attorney$ will be handling this for him

[Jay Bee]

#FreeTiger

[nyg]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/update-tiger-woods-asleep-wheel-dui-arrest-police-say/MlL0LPoV7rL6uNtOBh87xI/

Guess he took breath, zero.  Meds knocked him out probably.  Changes perception bit, but still shouldn't have been behind wheel.

[Benny B]

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/267344/pre-nup-power-up

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Look at all you jabronis now.