Worst First Date Ever?

[warriorchick]

Went on a date from a girl from bumble. I asked her what her worst tinder/bumble expierence had been... somehow she took this to mean give me a detailed and graphic story of all her sexual experiences. I'm not a jealous person or anything but I feel like that's maybe a conversation for at least a second date?

Gotta give her props for honesty.  Better than her saying, "I've only slept with my high school sweetheart and we were both virgins" and wind up with a raging case of herpes.

[WI inferiority Complexes]

Went on a date from a girl from bumble. I asked her what her worst tinder/bumble expierence had been...

Jesus, I'm getting old.  I thought "girl from bumble" meant she grew up in the middle of nowhere.

I totaled a car on a first date.  No injuries, but airbag deployment really puts a damper on an evening.

[mu03eng]

As to the OP, dude said that the girl texting during a movie would unravel the fabric of a civil society.....he got issues, this girl should consider herself lucky this is the worst that happened.

And who takes someone to a movie, especially a comic book movie as a first date....lot of shame in that game

[mu03eng]

Worst first date:
Met a girl who worked at Sprint, had to go a couple of times to get a phone issue resolved and ended up flirting with her every time while I waited so asked her out cause she seemed fun.

Went out for drinks where she proceeded to tell me her life story that included: being part of a traveling circus until very recently, being married to the magician at 18 and divorced by 20, that she supplemented her Sprint income by posing for elvish pin-up pictures on the internet(think WWII nose art but somehow related to elves like Lord of the Rings stuff), chain smoked cigarettes, didn't own any furniture other than a mattress because it was too much hassle, that her girlfriend(literal) would really like me, and that she firmly believed her father was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.....it got weirder on the second date so we only went out a couple of more times

[warriorchick]

Worst first date:
Met a girl who worked at Sprint, had to go a couple of times to get a phone issue resolved and ended up flirting with her every time while I waited so asked her out cause she seemed fun.

Went out for drinks where she proceeded to tell me her life story that included: being part of a traveling circus until very recently, being married to the magician at 18 and divorced by 20, that she supplemented her Sprint income by posing for elvish pin-up pictures on the internet(think WWII nose art but somehow related to elves like Lord of the Rings stuff), chain smoked cigarettes, didn't own any furniture other than a mattress because it was too much hassle, that her girlfriend(literal) would really like me, and that she firmly believed her father was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.....it got weirder on the second date so we only went out a couple of more times

Never ceases to amaze me the amount of crazy a guy will put up with just to get laid. if there's even a remote possibility that they are going to get laid.

Edited to clarify my original statement.

[Spotcheck Billy]

Never ceases to amaze me the amount of crazy a guy will put up with just to get laid.

or is it the amount of crazy a girl will invent to see how much the guy will tolerate?

[Benny B]

Jesus, I'm getting old.  I thought "girl from bumble" meant she grew up in the middle of nowhere.

I totaled a car on a first date.  No injuries, but airbag deployment really puts a damper on an evening.

Heh... me too.  Though technically, I should say she totaled my car on the first date.  '85 Renault convertible... cherry red, pristine condition, ran smoothly, but couldn't survive an ass-over-face flip.  Incidentally, neither of us were wearing seat belts, but we both walked away from the car with just a few scratches and bruises between us. 

One might think that cheating death together on a first date might be the spark for a life-long relationship, but that was the last date we had.

And who takes someone to a movie, especially a comic book movie as a first date....lot of shame in that game

Out of all of the first movie dates I've had, not one was comic book; however, one of my first dates suggested an animated movie, and that pretty much sealed our fate right there.  We still watch that same movie with our kids today.

[GGGG]

Never ceases to amaze me the amount of crazy a guy will put up with just to get laid.

He had to see if the mattress was nice.

[warriorchick]

or is it the amount of crazy a girl will invent to see how much the guy will tolerate?

And why would they do that?  Girls want guys to like them.  They aren't going to intentionally act weird. 

If we are going to take advantage of a guy, we'll just string them along so they'll spend money on us.   

[mu03eng]

Never ceases to amaze me the amount of crazy a guy will put up with just to get laid.

Which is why I'm so flabbergasted that women let some men treat them so poorly. Women have all the power.

I know it's a generality but I also think it's true....if I woman wants to get laid, no matter the night it'll happen, if a man wants to get laid it is a 50/50 proposition at best

[real chili 83]

Which is why I'm so flabbergasted that women let some men treat them so poorly. Women have all the power.

I know it's a generality but I also think it's true....if I woman wants to get laid, no matter the night it'll happen, if a man wants to get laid it is a 50/50 proposition at best

Once you are married long enough, those are some pretty good looking odds.

Glow, you don't have to publicly agree with me.

[mu03eng]

Once you are married long enough, those are some pretty good looking odds.

Glow, you don't have to publicly agree with me.

Clearly you're doing it wrong 

[Sir Lawrence]

Once you are married long enough, those are some pretty good looking odds.

Glow, you don't have to publicly agree with me.

That reminds me of a line from a Prairie Home Companion skit:

"Scientists have discovered a new food that lowers the female sex drive----wedding cake."

[Benny B]

That reminds me of a line from a Prairie Home Companion skit:

"Scientists have discovered a new food that lowers the female sex drive----wedding cake."

Actually, it's the opposite with today's crop of youngsters.

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/harvard-report-millennials-interested-casual-sex/story?id=47447346

[rocket surgeon]

Once you are married long enough, those are some pretty good looking odds.

Glow, you don't have to publicly agree with me.

just renew your wedding vows...early and often

[GooooMarquette]

Never ceases to amaze me the amount of crazy a guy will put up with just to get laid. if there's even a remote possibility that they are going to get laid.

Edited to clarify my original statement.

Biological drives are pretty strong....

Telling a young guy not to try to get laid is like telling someone to try never to blink again.  Give it a shot.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Most unique place you made love at while at Marquette?

[Galway Eagle]

Most unique place you made love at while at Marquette?

Made love? Really?

[4everwarriors]

Fooked, then hey?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Made love? Really?

Roasting the broomstick for you Milennials, then.

[rocket surgeon]

always loved the term "slept with".   who the gosh darn "slept with" a no one's ugly at closing time conquest?  cheezus man!  i'm doin the tube steak boogie and hoping she passes out while i'm trying to collect all of my belongings in the dark...quickly.   where do ya think the term coyote ugly came from?  don't wanna realize whatcha(or who ya) just did. ein'a?

[Galway Eagle]

always loved the term "slept with".   who the gosh darn "slept with" a no one's ugly at closing time conquest?  cheezus man!  i'm doin the tube steak boogie and hoping she passes out while i'm trying to collect all of my belongings in the dark...quickly.   where do ya think the term coyote ugly came from?  don't wanna realize whatcha(or who ya) just did. ein'a?

I imagine some girl slept with you and thought it up

[rocket surgeon]

I imagine some girl slept with you and thought it up

ya just couldn't help yourself??  keep imagining

[4everwarriors]

Checkin' da oil, hey?

[HouWarrior]

Most unique place you made love at while at Marquette?

In a tent in front of Lalumiere (sp?) camped out for BB tickets