If Scoop posters were MU players, who would they be?

[Hards Alumni]

The amount of time put into this is hilarious, additionally, I can't believe this is a thing.

[Herman Cain]

JJJ . Some greatness interspersed with lunacy.

[Benny B]

The amount of time put into this is hilarious, additionally, I can't believe this is a thing.

So, Hards is Jeronne Maymon?

[warriorchick]

I'd consider myself to be like Todd Mayo. A misunderstood yet extremely talented player.

Just win, baby!

Do you also steal your friends' stuff?

[Hards Alumni]

So, Hards is Jeronne Maymon?

Pfff I never leave.  I'm more like Rowsey... if you don't know me, I'm really punchable.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Big Daddy = D-Wade/Butch Lee

Simply the best.

Rocky Warrior = Maurice Lucas

The enforcer. Don't mess with Rocky!

MU Hilltopper= Bill Neary

Nobody ever thinks about him but he's the ultimate glue guy.

Keefe= Bernard Toone

Immensely talented but sometimes leaves you scratching your head. Also most likely to get in a fight.

MU82= Davante Gardner

They be chillin doe!

4everwarriors = Lazar Hayward

Was normal...until the ghosts started talking to him.

ZFB= Haanif Cheatham

Overly reliant on his dominant hand, ai-na?

[GoldenDieners32]

Big Daddy = D-Wade/Butch Lee

Simply the best.

Rocky Warrior = Maurice Lucas

The enforcer. Don't mess with Rocky!

MU Hilltopper= Bill Neary

Nobody ever thinks about him but he's the ultimate glue guy.

Keefe= Bernard Toone

Immensely talented but sometimes leaves you scratching your head. Also most likely to get in a fight.

MU82= Davante Gardner

They be chillin doe!

4everwarriors = Lazar Hayward

Was normal...until the ghosts started talking to him.

ZFB= Haanif Cheatham

Overly reliant on his dominant hand, I'm really a badger fan?

I laughed good one haha

[Warrior Code]

Tommy Brice.

[MU82]

Hards = Heldt ... surprised to be chosen SoG once.

wades = JJJ ... frustrating at times, but ultimately a pretty key contributor.

chicos = Crean ... the ultimate passive-aggressive a$$wipe.

rocket = the ballboy who wipes the a$$wipe's a$$ ... that's our Boo-Boo, ever faithful to Yogi.

rocky = Jae ... takes absolutely no shyte and always willing to drop the hammer.

brew = Carlino ... always ready to come out firin'

Big Daddy = D-Wade ... quite often the MVP.

Heisy/Dread/Smuggles = Tim Maymon ... believes he knows everything about everything but ends up not really knowing what he thought he knew.

Lenny = Jameel McKay ... trusted Buzz a little too much.

4ever = Deane ... here's hoping he doesn't kiss his mother with that mouth.

Benny = Diener ... looks like a choirboy but there's a little devil in there.

Al Davis = Dukiet ... out of his league. Just lose, baby.

Sand Knit = Grimm ... mostly just takes up space.

Ners = Oliver Lee ... a legend in his own mind.

Lazar's Headband = Duane's headband ... pretty good, but he's no Lazar!

Goose = Don Kojis ... but could be anybody else from the era in which only black-and-white photos are available.

Sultan = Terrell Schlundt ... he's got some game but he's hardly a star.

JamilJaeJamailJrJuan = Jake ... starts with J. What did you expect?

TAMU = Novak ... so popular.

chick = Hank Raymonds ... mother hen to all of us.

glow = um, Mrs. Raymonds?

keefe = Bill Neary ... tough guy.

Blackheart = Sam Worthen ... gave me some nice assists when I was planning my Hawaii trip.

tower = McIlvaine ... always ready with the analysis.

MFINY = Derrick ... mostly fires up wild bricks.

muguru = Vander ... pouts when he doesn't get what he wants.

MikeDeanesDarkGlasses = Mike Hunt ... loser who only shows up when he has something to beyotch about.

Sorry if I left some folks out ... I'm exhausted!

[warriorchick]

Who is Marc Marotta?

[warriorchick]

some folks out ... I'm exhausted!
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chick = Hank Raymonds ... mother hen to all of us.

That is the unsexiest designation ever.

glow = um, Mrs. Raymonds?

Correction -  Second unsexiest designation ever.

[GoldenDieners32]

Who would i be?

[MU82]

Who is Marc Marotta?

What? Are you on Jeopardy?

[wadesworld]

Who would i be?

Matt Mache.  Or Mike.  Crap, I already forget which.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

LOL at Heisy being Tim Maymon.

[warriorchick]

What? Are you on Jeopardy?

The answer is:  He was glow's reluctant 2-on-2 partner in 1983 against Glen Rivers, an incident that glow still brings up to this day.

[Newsdreams]

The answer is:  He was glow's reluctant 2-on-2 partner in 1983 against Glen Rivers, an incident that glow still brings up to this day.

[BrewCity83]

Henry Ellenson...I only make the easy posts.

[MU82]

some folks out ... I'm exhausted!


That is the unsexiest designation ever.

Correction -  Second unsexiest designation ever.

I didn't know "sexy" was so important to you.

So OK ... you get to be Mrs. MU82! Foxier today than the day we met in the MU Tribune office in '81.

[Benny B]

I didn't know "sexy" was so important to you.

So OK ... you get to be Mrs. MU82! Foxier today than the day we met in the MU Tribune office in '81.

Does that mean all four of you played for Buzz given your switchable roles?

[#UnleashSean]

Ouch I didn't get name dropped. Feelings have never been hurt so bad.

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

The real question is who is the Nigel Hayes of the board

[GooooMarquette]

Ouch I didn't get name dropped. Feelings have never been hurt so bad.

I feel your pain, bro.  Welcome to invisibility...

[T-Bone]

Ouch I didn't get name dropped. Feelings have never been hurt so bad.

Wally Rowsey.

[B. McBannerson]

Hards = Heldt ... surprised to be chosen SoG once.

wades = JJJ ... frustrating at times, but ultimately a pretty key contributor.

chicos = Crean ... the ultimate passive-aggressive a$$wipe.

rocket = the ballboy who wipes the a$$wipe's a$$ ... that's our Boo-Boo, ever faithful to Yogi.

rocky = Jae ... takes absolutely no shyte and always willing to drop the hammer.

brew = Carlino ... always ready to come out firin'

Big Daddy = D-Wade ... quite often the MVP.

Heisy/Dread/Smuggles = Tim Maymon ... believes he knows everything about everything but ends up not really knowing what he thought he knew.

Lenny = Jameel McKay ... trusted Buzz a little too much.

4ever = Deane ... here's hoping he doesn't kiss his mother with that mouth.

Benny = Diener ... looks like a choirboy but there's a little devil in there.

Al Davis = Dukiet ... out of his league. Just lose, baby.

Sand Knit = Grimm ... mostly just takes up space.

Ners = Oliver Lee ... a legend in his own mind.

Lazar's Headband = Duane's headband ... pretty good, but he's no Lazar!

Goose = Don Kojis ... but could be anybody else from the era in which only black-and-white photos are available.

Sultan = Terrell Schlundt ... he's got some game but he's hardly a star.

JamilJaeJamailJrJuan = Jake ... starts with J. What did you expect?

TAMU = Novak ... so popular.

chick = Hank Raymonds ... mother hen to all of us.

glow = um, Mrs. Raymonds?

keefe = Bill Neary ... tough guy.

Blackheart = Sam Worthen ... gave me some nice assists when I was planning my Hawaii trip.

tower = McIlvaine ... always ready with the analysis.

MFINY = Derrick ... mostly fires up wild bricks.

muguru = Vander ... pouts when he doesn't get what he wants.

MikeDeanesDarkGlasses = Mike Hunt ... loser who only shows up when he has something to beyotch about.

Sorry if I left some folks out ... I'm exhausted!

Why so many attacks on people?