Hank?

[jsglow]

I've got nothing to look forward to beginning in April. I'll have to listen to damn Cubs fans all summer, my only daughter is dating a Cardinal fan, and there's something up with Hank?  Really?  The only thing the Brewers have going for them?  This is a nightmare.  Say it ain't so. 

[WI inferiority Complexes]

I put this in the MLB Offseason thread.

I have spent way too long reading about the conspiracy regarding Hank the Dog.

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2016/2/29/11130662/hank-the-ballpark-pup-is-dead

http://deadspin.com/is-hank-the-dog-dead-1762638270

[mu_hilltopper]

Hank's owner is a '91 grad, btw.

[jsglow]

Hank's owner is a '91 grad, btw.

Is he a scooper?  We need to break this story bf the 1p presser.

[GGGG]

So a fellow alum and a possible Scooper killed Hank?

Great.

[MUfan12]

Hearing he ate a gummy bear from Braun's locker and failed a drug test.

[4everwarriors]

That's it, 80 game suspension for usin' PEDs, ai na?

[mu_hilltopper]

http://urbanmilwaukee.com/2014/03/24/house-confidential-the-house-of-hank-the-dog/

[GGGG]

http://urbanmilwaukee.com/2014/03/24/house-confidential-the-house-of-hank-the-dog/

Not the typical profile of dog killers, but you never know these days.

[muwarrior69]

Is he a scooper? We need to break this story bf the 1p presser.

When I walk my dog I always bring a scooper.

[warriorchick]

Come off the ledge, honey.

http://deadspin.com/milwaukee-brewers-claim-that-hank-the-dog-did-not-die-a-1762910048

[cheebs09]

Braun held a press conference denying allegations. I'm not convinced.