Bo Ryan Story

[ChicosBailBonds]

Same here.  Good Lord.... it's about to get all real up in here.  Rumors turning into beliefs amongst the cardinal sweater-vests and some are even grabbing for their pitchforks.  It's so bad I think I'm starting to feel sorry for some of them.  Damn holiday season.

I wonder who paid for Tara's room on road trips.....

[Skatastrophy]

I wonder who paid for Tara's room on road trips.....

Remember how hot Tara Reid used to be?

[Coleman]

I wonder who paid for Tara's room on road trips.....

That would be Wisconsin taxpayers.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

F*ck em, Bucky

[mufansince72]

That would be Wisconsin taxpayers.

Exactly, but it goes much deeper.  Who paid for the rooms?  Who arranged transportation?  Who in the athletic department arranged adjoining rooms? 

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Oh man, don't want to jinx it but how hilarious will this be. It's already damning.

Sign/taunt material for the next, what, 5 years minimum? And we don't even know the entirety of it yet.

[forgetful]

So, taxpayers will be paying Bo's pension.

Should they have a say in an investigation of whether their taxpayer dollars were going to support a felony? 

[Skitch]

[mufansince72]

Hope you don't mind Skitch, but that is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen, so I stole your photo and tweeted it out.   

[Skitch]

I'm glad I could help.  That's about as artistic as I get.

[naginiF]

Does Dunks have a mayo-based salsa?

It's an opportunity to branch into that Sour Cream line to compliment the salsa

Bo's "So rich you'll score out of your league" Sour Cream

[Jay Bee]

Do stinky old men actively seek out women with no sense of smell?

[Hards Alumni]

Now now boys, we don't know who paid for the rooms.  If anyone had any intelligence in the situation they would pay from their person coffers... which are substantial and not subject to inquiry.  I think there is around zero chance that the rooms used were ever on the UW ledgers.

These people don't get to where they are by being that stupid.

[brewcity77]

Now now boys, we don't know who paid for the rooms.  If anyone had any intelligence in the situation they would pay from their person coffers... which are substantial and not subject to inquiry.  I think there is around zero chance that the rooms used were ever on the UW ledgers.

These people don't get to where they are by being that stupid.

Well...it depends. If it was a UW staffer, they could have had rooms for both Bo and said staffer. If anything occurred in those rooms or on road trips at all (which is part of the stories I've heard) then effectively the school would have been paying for Bo to commit a felony, which means taxpayer dollars being funneled to support criminal acts, especially if anyone in the athletic department knew.

[4everwarriors]

Bo knows your piece of ass, hey?

[ChicosBailBonds]

Excellent.  One suggestion, use the Grinch font and it will be perfect.

http://www.1001fonts.com/grinched-font.html

[ChicosBailBonds]

Do stinky old men actively seek out women with no sense of smell?

The smell of $$$$ trumps old guy smell

[T-Bone]

"Ryan's Thong"?

[WarriorPride68]

She's been single for 5+ years now. You tried though, and in respect that cuz I love and grinch related jokes with Bo

[Dr. Blackheart]

"Ryan's Thong"?

.

[keefe]

"Seashells and Balloons," Al McGuire

"Oysters and Condoms," Bo Ryan

[keefe]

"Romancing the Bone: Wisconsin Basketball in the New Millennium"

[keefe]

"Star Whores - Sexagenarian Coaches and the Women Who Love Them"

[🏀]

Surprised he hasn't called up Suzy Favors Hamilton.

[keefe]

"Shaving Ryan's Privates: D-Day Comes to the Kohl Hole"