Bo Ryan retiring end of semester

[Eldon]

http://thevictorylapblog.com/2015/12/thank-you-bo-a-message-from-frank-kaminsky/

Haha!  Eugene did something incredible!  Somehow he was the first one to find this article and comment on it, with the clear intention of riling up the UW faithful...and he couldn't have possibly had any more success than he did.  Amazing.  Frank's thank you article to Bo and the first comment that remains at the top and is seen by everyone who reads it rips Bo.  What a unnatural carnal knowledgeing clueless dick.  Outstanding.

Beautiful!

[MUDPT]

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime-and-courts/affidavit-shooting-homicide-happened-after-argument-on-party-bus/article_19afcef4-66d4-5772-87e9-ce058b1ba6d3.html

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime-and-courts/affidavit-shooting-homicide-happened-after-argument-on-party-bus/article_19afcef4-66d4-5772-87e9-ce058b1ba6d3.html

The MU conspiracy continues....Rickey's On State now involved.  Seriously rent a bus to go to Rickey's?

[Eldon]

12 pages in and as a summary, here are the pieces that we have so far:

*Alvarez is LIVID, may coach the team himself
*A party bus
*Olive Garden breadsticks
*A murder at Autozone
*Hookers?
*Purple monkey dishwasher

Beats me how the hell this all fits together

[keefe]

The MU conspiracy continues....Rickey's On State now involved.  Seriously rent a bus to go to Rickey's?

I know, hey? We always rented one of those tricked out limos to usher us from 15th & Kilbourn to Rickey's. Your ride speaks volumes about who you are as a man.

[warriorchick]

Your ride speaks volumes about who you are as a man.

Only that you are trying to compensate.

[keefe]

Only that you are trying to compensate.

Naw. That's what the Rolex is for...

[Avenue Commons]

Only that you are trying to compensate.

Never understood this logic. It's certainly true with some d-bags, but I like cars and I've had people make that joke. I'd drive the same cars if no one ever saw me. I just like cars. That's it.

[warriorchick]

Never understood this logic. It's certainly true with some d-bags, but I like cars and I've had people make that joke. I'd drive the same cars if no one ever saw me. I just like cars. That's it.

An actual conversation with a male friend of mine who bought a brand new Camaro as soon as he got his first job out of Marquette:

Me: It's nice and all, but girls might go out with you only because they like your car.

Friend:  You know what?  I don't care!

I never did understand that logic, from either the guy's or the girl's perspective.

[ChicosBailBonds]

An actual conversation with a male friend of mine who bought a brand new Camaro as soon as he got his first job out of Marquette:

Me: It's nice and all, but girls might go out with you only because they like your car.

Friend:  You know what?  I don't care!

I never did understand that logic, from either the guy's or the girl's perspective.

Depends what the guy wanted at that time...or the girl.  If he's just looking to hook up and the car does the trick, well I guess that's why he doesn't care. 

Just my guess.

[rocket surgeon]

Depends what the guy wanted at that time...or the girl.  If he's just looking to hook up and the car does the trick, well I guess that's why he doesn't care. 

Just my guess.

don't cute puppy dogs accomplish the same?

[Avenue Commons]

Think Oscar Wilde when he said, 'every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.' But also think Neil Young. 'The fork in the road, light a candle'. Instead of cursing the darkness, let's light a candle for where we're going. This was fantastic for the world. We are better people for having been here. It was absolutely incredible. I'm inspired. I don't know when I'll ever sleep again.

Bill Walton is a genius.

[real chili 83]

don't cute puppy dogs accomplish the same?

Or beef brisket?   

[Lighthouse 84]

The MU conspiracy continues....Rickey's On State now involved.  Seriously rent a bus to go to Rickey's?

Hey, I have been on no fewer than 3 bus trips from Illinois to Rickey's for bachelor parties, including mine....

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Never understood this logic. It's certainly true with some d-bags, but I like cars and I've had people make that joke. I'd drive the same cars if no one ever saw me. I just like cars. That's it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E

[ChicosBailBonds]

don't cute puppy dogs accomplish the same?

Yeah, but then you have to deal with the puppy, which as a young guy can be a pain in the rear (and I love dogs).

[warriorchick]

Yeah, but then you have to deal with the puppy, which as a young guy can be a pain in the rear (and I love dogs).

Puppy is a lot cheaper than a cool car.  You could pay a dog walker/caretaker for way less than the monthly car payment.

[ChicosBailBonds]

Puppy is a lot cheaper than a cool car.  You could pay a dog walker/caretaker for way less than the monthly car payment.

Agree, it's the waking up three times during the night, crapping on the carpet, dealing with it during the day while you are work, etc, stuff that's the challenge...for a young guy anyway.

[warriorchick]

Agree, it's the waking up three times during the night, crapping on the carpet, dealing with it during the day while you are work, etc, stuff that's the challenge...for a young guy anyway.

Yeah, but if it gets you laid once in awhile....

[ChicosBailBonds]

Yeah, but if it gets you laid once in awhile....

That's what charm and alcohol is for....

[naginiF]

That's what charm and alcohol is for....

I too used this time honored method, the classics never go out of style.

I found an impressive title and corporate position wasn't bad either

[warriorchick]

That's what charm and alcohol is for....

And if that doesn't work, you call the girl a tease...

[Jay Bee]

Bo Ryan & ZFB both got puppies for the sole purpose of teaching it the peanut butter trick.

Speaking of Bo, is he back at it with the gun play again today?!?! Sheesh.

[ChicosBailBonds]

And if that doesn't work, you call the girl a tease...

That's when you pull the blue balls ploy...


https://www.youtube.com/v/iNzGMMCz6gM

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

That's what charm and alcohol is for....

I hope youre not suggesting liquoring someone up so they will have sex with you