Daily Dose of Doom Thread

[Uncle Rico]

Damn....that was not a pinprick earthquake.  We may have gotten lucky though Tsunami-wise. 

Almost certainly triggered by the Chicoms

[Shaka Shart]

It is a pinprick earthquake technically if it was caused by the vax

[Uncle Rico]

It is a pinprick earthquake technically if it was caused by the vax

We never had big earthquakes before windmills were invented

[TSmith34, Inc.]

We never had big earthquakes before windmills were invented

You are missing an important intermediate cause-and-effect step:

windmills ---> drives whales crazy ---> whales cause earthquakes

[The Sultan]

You are missing an important intermediate cause-and-effect step:

windmills ---> drives whales crazy ---> whales cause earthquakes

Whales aren't real. Just like birds.

[Uncle Rico]

You are missing an important intermediate cause-and-effect step:

windmills ---> drives whales crazy ---> whales cause earthquakes

Anyway you cut it, coal doesn't cause earthquakes or hurt animals

[MU82]

Anyway you cut it, coal doesn't cause earthquakes or hurt animals

As long as it's CLEAN coal.

[Uncle Rico]

As long as it's CLEAN coal.

All coal is clean.  It's why I don't use gas grills or Blackstone grills.  The woke mob trying banning charcoal.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Samuel L. has some thoughts about motherf**king windmills.

Language warning, because it is Samuel L.

[Shaka Shart]

Samuel L. has some thoughts about motherf**king windmills.

Language warning, because it is Samuel L.

How do I explain that uncouth language to
My kids

[tower912]

My grandmother swore like a sailor, particularly playing euchre.  I would tell my giggling kids that when they were as old as she was, they could talk like her.
 

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Retired professor claims he solved time travel


https://www.earth.com/video/retired-professor-claims-he-solved-time-travel/

[Uncle Rico]

Retired professor claims he solved time travel


https://www.earth.com/video/retired-professor-claims-he-solved-time-travel/

Good.  We can go back in time and prevent vaccines

[Uncle Rico]

Will D.C. be taken over by the National Guard tomorrow?  Possibly.  Coming soon to a city near you.

[Shaka Shart]

Well they can't call Kyle Kuzma that anymore. (Not that they ever could)

[Uncle Rico]

https://bsky.app/profile/jasonkirk.fyi/post/3lw56qiklsl2y

[Jockey]

Will D.C. be taken over by the National Guard tomorrow?  Possibly.  Coming soon to a city near you.

DC is just a test run. Can't allow elections in cities that are overrun with criminals.

[MU82]

Violent crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low.

Facts simply do not matter.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Violent crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low.

Facts simply do not matter.

Because those in that media bubble will never hear them. If they do accidently hear a fact, they've been trained to scream, "HOAX! FAKE NEWS!" and plug their ears.

But soon even those occasional facts will be eliminated as the government is systematically eliminating the publishing of government statistics...or going back and re-writing previous reports as they are doing with past climate change studies. You don't get any more 1984 than that.

[MU82]

Because those in that media bubble will never hear them. If they do accidently hear a fact, they've been trained to scream, "HOAX! FAKE NEWS!" and plug their ears.

But soon even those occasional facts will be eliminated as the government is systematically eliminating the publishing of government statistics...or going back and re-writing previous reports as they are doing with past climate change studies. You don't get any more 1984 than that.

I wish you were wrong, or at least exaggerating. But you're not, and you're not.

[Uncle Rico]

DC is just a test run. Can't allow elections in cities that are overrun with criminals.

Ding, ding, ding.

[Shaka Shart]

"Hey Big Balls, go call a bunch of teens the N word in the middle of the night until they retaliate so we can take over the law enforcement. We will make it worth your while"

[tower912]

1000 year meteorological event.  Congratulations, Milwaukee.

[Uncle Rico]

1000 year meteorological event.  Congratulations, Milwaukee.

Send the national guard to protect us

[tower912]

Is Mequon ok?