Caption it!

[Ahoya06]

So who can come up with the best caption for this one? There's a treasure trove of UW alum-related jokes here...

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Bucky works as a handicapped janitor after being mentally debilitated by a Michigan State cheerleader's head-leading tackle.

[mcnaulty21]

Like most UW-Madison grads, Bucky loves his new janitorial position at the Pettit.

[bs4173]

"There aren't many job opportunities during the winter months for those who typically earn money in the summertime following horses in parades. Bucky found the next closest field in which he could showcase his 'skills.'"

[MarquetteFan94]

Still wearing his "heavily discounted" shoes he received as a member of the Badgers Men's Basketball Team (2000-2003), Kirk Penny finds solace in his new role with the University, "I've always enjoyed holding anything hard and long, have always been good at pushin' a broom, really feel free when I'm on the ice and, hey, nobody even knows it's me in there.  Being is Bucky is, in a word, special."  Just like you Kirk.

[TVDirector]

"After a humiliating home defeat at the hands of the Marquette Warriors, Bucky dejectedly demonstrates the semester long sweep technique learned in advanced chemistry to test the effect on water when it somehow gets really, really cold.  The university had budgeted for thousands of the devices at $2800 each to distribute as a momento of sweeping rival Division 1 in-state teams.  "This is actually harder work than one thinks," stated Bucky.  "It'll prepare us better for the final exam in that chem class.  It's pretty awesome how something so familiar and wet as water can get so freakin hard! Who knew??"

[Sponge Ruiner!]

Madison Alums Sweep Job Market

[rocky_warrior]

"I thought those socks would have helped during my job interviews"

[AlumKCof93]

"I've got to come up with a speech for my most distinguished alumni award"

[MU Chi_IL]

"Public School, we prepare you for life!"

[Mike Deane]

Bo knows scrub.

[spiral97]

December 4 2007
MADISON, WI (UW-News) -- The badger faithful had no idea what to do when their basketball court froze over last night as the UW men's basketball team won their game against Wofford.  Bucky lamented in post-game interviews that "I tried to push the ice off but I guess it's not like sweeping up skittles".  Currently UW athletic department officials are hoping it melts when Marquette's basketball team makes their entrance on Saturday.  "This is a highly unusual situation - I am sure it will be over by end of Saturday night" said UW coach Bo Ryan.

[Mayor McCheese]

Bucky Badger, still sweeping those team infractions under the rug.

[Pakuni]

This is not what Booker Stanley was expecting when Barry Alvarez told him "Come to Wisconsin and we'll take care of you for life."

[farmdaddy]

Thank God Bo put in the good word for me.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Bucky Badger:  Professional Jizz Mopper.

[mods, delete if too inappropriate   8)]

[4everwarriors]

at the Kohl Center when Hell freezes over.

[farmdaddy]

Does this job transfer over for college credit?

[IrwinFletcher]

"Hello, my name is Fran."