Mitigating UW's Potential 1st Post-Peachbasket Era Championship

[Benny B]

So I made a deal with the UW alums at work (I call them "alums" because I think that's an critical distinction here; YMMV with "fans")...

In the event UW upsets UK and wins the tourney, my colleagues are permitted to publicly celebrate in the office until 5:00 pm the Tuesday following; thereafter, they are not to speak a word for the remainder of the off-season.

In return, I agreed to be their mule.  Beauty is... if they welsh on our agreement, I keep the winnings!  Though not quite sure that $525 is worth an entire off-season of listening to Becky's exercise in ego masturbation.