Should Ners be banned?

[Farley36]

The most self absorbed thing about this poll is not that Ners created a poll about himself, but the fact that he thinks he's potentially responsible for this board being unreadable.   MUScoop was unreadable long before your recent thread hijacking.  

[madtownwarrior]

Can the message board software just be configured to not post anything related to Derrick Wilson or Dawson by Ners?

[MerrittsMustache]

Can the message board software just be configured to not post anything related to Derrick Wilson or Dawson by Ners?

Can Ners be configured to not post anything related to Derrick Wilson or Dawson?

[ChicosBailBonds]

No.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

Douche bag thread of the Millenium.

[teamdee]

get off your high horse ners, no one cares

[wadesworld]

get off your high horse ners, no one cares

Good post.

[jficke13]

No, but your conduct and this inane thread is an example of how you are making this a worse community to discuss Marquette basketball. That should really contribute to you feeling a need to moderate yourself.

[MDMU04]

This thread is so preposterous that I almost have to respect it.

[🏀]

#donedeal

[mu-rara]

I voted yes.

The essence of this board is its free wheeling nature.  This is nurtured by the mods, who trust us  to be  self moderating.  They remind us of this from time to time.  

Ners has no ability to self moderate.  If this is a close vote, he will use it as vindication to go even further over the edge.

[PGsHeroes32]

This thread is so preposterous that I almost have to respect it.

HAHAHA same.

I can freely admit I laughed out loud the moment I saw this thread..looked right...saw who started the thread...and saw the # of replies.

And the replies went basically how I could have imagined.

[Babybluejeans]

I often lurk but don't post too frequently. But I believe the few things I've said are balanced and so I'll add this: Ners is a total butt. Good riddance if he actually pays attention to the results of this retarded poll and leaves (not likely).

[MUfan12]

Really, jeans? Couldn't find a better word for this poll than that?

[MUCam]

I voted "no." While I feel it is improper to campaign for others to vote the same, I thought I would provide a top ten list for reasons why to vote no.

10. The thing about extremes is that they always exist. Strip away the extremes, and someone inside moves closer to the outside. No Ners means Big Daddy just became a slight bit crazier. I can't live in that world.

9. Without the lunacy of Ners, this board might just become the Dodds board. While I appreciate the Dodds board as a nice vacation spot from time to time, the Mu Scoop fray is much more enticing.

8. The BMA smackdown of Ners loses its luster if Ners isn't around to argue about how it wasn't a smack down.

7. Ners is a perfect reminder of why "logic" should be taught throughout a person's schooling and not just rendered an elective in high school or college.

6. Feeling like you might be a little crazy? Read one of Ners' posts and you'll instantaneously be reminded of what crazy really is; a true barometer for craziness.

5. Without Ners, we might forget who John Dawson is. Seriously.

4. Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will never hurt us....unless they are written by Ners, the king of insults. A little trivia: In just his 4th post ever (as Ners, anyway), Ners wrote the following in a MU Scoop argument: "You come off pretty pompous and all-knowing, might want to re-evaluate your all-knowing attitude..." Whoa, baby. Genius from the beginning.

3. This poll is absolutely a reason to vote "no." Without Ners, gems such as this poll wouldn't be the property and province of MU Scoop. I, for one, am happy to be a member of a community that can boast that it has the most self-indulgent, ridiculous, popularity poll in the history of mankind.

2. Keep Austin weird; Keep Mu Scoop insane.

1. Ahh, F it. I am voting "yes."

PS. This list came out way less funny than it was originally envisioned in my mind. Honestly, it is pretty much comedic crap. Feel free to edit and revise as you all see fit.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Hoping a kid is injured and can't play?  See ya

[wadesworld]

I voted "no." While I feel it is improper to campaign for others to vote the same, I thought I would provide a top ten list for reasons why to vote no.

10. The thing about extremes is that they always exist. Strip away the extremes, and someone inside moves closer to the outside. No Ners means Big Daddy just became a slight bit crazier. I can't live in that world.

9. Without the lunacy of Ners, this board might just become the Dodds board. While I appreciate the Dodds board as a nice vacation spot from time to time, the Mu Scoop fray is much more enticing.

8. The BMA smackdown of Ners loses its luster if Ners isn't around to argue about how it wasn't a smack down.

7. Ners is a perfect reminder of why "logic" should be taught throughout a person's schooling and not just rendered an elective in high school or college.

6. Feeling like you might be a little crazy? Read one of Ners' posts and you'll instantaneously be reminded of what crazy really is; a true barometer for craziness.

5. Without Ners, we might forget who John Dawson is. Seriously.

4. Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will never hurt us....unless they are written by Ners, the king of insults. A little trivia: In just his 4th post ever (as Ners, anyway), Ners wrote the following in a MU Scoop argument: "You come off pretty pompous and all-knowing, might want to re-evaluate your all-knowing attitude..." Whoa, baby. Genius from the beginning.

3. This poll is absolutely a reason to vote "no." Without Ners, gems such as this poll wouldn't be the property and province of MU Scoop. I, for one, am happy to be a member of a community that can boast that it has the most self-indulgent, ridiculous, popularity poll in the history of mankind.

2. Keep Austin weird; Keep Mu Scoop insane.

1. Ahh, F it. I am voting "yes."

PS. This list came out way less funny than it was originally envisioned in my mind. Honestly, it is pretty much comedic crap. Feel free to edit and revise as you all see fit.

No editing needed.  You nailed it.

[Fullodds]

I voted Yes only because you created the poll for yourself.   

"Enough about myself, what do you think of me?"

[Babybluejeans]

Sorry, MUfan12. I forgot that was an uncouth phrase to use nowadays (I say that sincerely). Gist of the post remains--dude detracts far more than he adds and probably has a personality disorder as starting this thread demonstrates.

[Dawson Rental]

Cmon Ners.  Don't be a martyr.  

He learned from the best.

[ATVSandKARATE]

This poll is more useless than Derrick Wilson

[Goose]

Little Murs


+1

[MU82]

Oh wait ... I thought it said "Should Ners be tanned?"

I thought it somehow was linking our resident ex-prep-hotshot/self-proclaimed-super-expert with our former coach.

[JoeSmith1721]

I voted "no." While I feel it is improper to campaign for others to vote the same, I thought I would provide a top ten list for reasons why to vote no.

10. The thing about extremes is that they always exist. Strip away the extremes, and someone inside moves closer to the outside. No Ners means Big Daddy just became a slight bit crazier. I can't live in that world.

9. Without the lunacy of Ners, this board might just become the Dodds board. While I appreciate the Dodds board as a nice vacation spot from time to time, the Mu Scoop fray is much more enticing.

8. The BMA smackdown of Ners loses its luster if Ners isn't around to argue about how it wasn't a smack down.

7. Ners is a perfect reminder of why "logic" should be taught throughout a person's schooling and not just rendered an elective in high school or college.

6. Feeling like you might be a little crazy? Read one of Ners' posts and you'll instantaneously be reminded of what crazy really is; a true barometer for craziness.

5. Without Ners, we might forget who John Dawson is. Seriously.

4. Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will never hurt us....unless they are written by Ners, the king of insults. A little trivia: In just his 4th post ever (as Ners, anyway), Ners wrote the following in a MU Scoop argument: "You come off pretty pompous and all-knowing, might want to re-evaluate your all-knowing attitude..." Whoa, baby. Genius from the beginning.

3. This poll is absolutely a reason to vote "no." Without Ners, gems such as this poll wouldn't be the property and province of MU Scoop. I, for one, am happy to be a member of a community that can boast that it has the most self-indulgent, ridiculous, popularity poll in the history of mankind.

2. Keep Austin weird; Keep Mu Scoop insane.

1. Ahh, F it. I am voting "yes."

PS. This list came out way less funny than it was originally envisioned in my mind. Honestly, it is pretty much comedic crap. Feel free to edit and revise as you all see fit.

This is fantastic.

[Ellisium]

Ners brings more entertainment than the majority of you dolts combined.  Without him, this forum would be as bland as generic oatmeal every morning for 15 years.   

Of course ..... the entertainment value will double when the dark lord himself returns.  Take Heed !!!!!!!!!