Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....

[GooooMarquette]

This is killing me.  

We've gone from Buzz left...to Buzz was encouraged to go...to Ben Howland is interested...to Ben is asking too much...to Shaka Smart is a "done deal"...to presser at 5 Monday...to maybe not...to "we're having an awards banquet"...to we need to hire a prez so Shaka will come...to we've hired a new prez...to presser at 2 tomorrow (but not to announce a new coach - apparently MU just discovered Buzz is gone and thinks it needs to find a replacement)...to Brian Wardle...to Rob Jeter...to Bruce Weber...to Cuonzo Martin...to holograms of Al...to polls about whether death would be better than many of the named candidates (sign me up for death, by the way)....

If 2 tomorrow passes and we don't announce Howland or Smart as the new coach, I'm gonna go buy more glue.

[Blackhat]

Hey man, I gave up tobacco for Lent....I could go for a gigantic lipper right now.

[T.V. Diener 34]

Hey man, I gave up tobacco for Lent....I could go for a gigantic lipper right now.

I'll be the dude at Sobelman's slamming shots of Jack at 2:01... come join me

[GoldenWarrior11]

Surely, you can't be serious...

[GooooMarquette]

Surely, you can't be serious...

First smile I've had all day!

Roger, Roger.

[GoldenWarrior11]

First smile I've had all day!

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?

[rocket surgeon]

Surely, you can't be serious...

...and stop calling me surely

[mufansince72]

Just wondering if Cuonzo's interview will take place at a Waffle House in Tennessee

[Galway Eagle]

I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since. 

[Tugg Speedman]

I missed the holograms of Al ... But I like it.  

A dead guy seems better than half the names bounced around here.

[tower912]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[GoldenWarrior11]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

"Billy, do you like movies involving gladiators?"

[tower912]

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

[Benny B]

He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an a$$#ole!

[melissasmooth]

dew and vodka

[Windyplayer]

I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since. 

Ah, good stuff. THis is becoming like a hellish retreat for most of us.

[Dawson Rental]

I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since.  

You're going to hell!!!

Wait a minute, you might already be there.

[Goose]

Love the thread title...

[Dawson Rental]

Just wondering if Cuonzo's interview will take place at a Waffle House in Tennessee

Can't wait for the insights of TennInsider.

[nyg]

Heck, I went and played 18 holes this afternoon, came back and saw Martin, Pastner, Webber and Phillips were possibilities.  All in four hours.  

[Eldon]

Can't wait for the insights of TennInsider.

Same here.  Although, it'd probably be more insightful to hear from TenInsideHer

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

Heck, I went and played 18 holes this afternoon, came back and saw Martin, Pastner, Webber and Phillips were possibilities.  All in four hours.  

Same, finally did some homework and when I came back saw Martin and assumed Frank Martin.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Same here.  Although, it'd probably be more insightful to hear from TenInsideHer

Be right back...got some photos to share....

[Benny B]

Be right back...got some photos to share....

Yep... That's going in my signature line.

[wadesworld]

This is killing me.  

We've gone from Buzz left...to Buzz was encouraged to go...to Ben Howland is interested...to Ben is asking too much...to Shaka Smart is a "done deal"...to presser at 5 Monday...to maybe not...to "we're having an awards banquet"...to we need to hire a prez so Shaka will come...to we've hired a new prez...to presser at 2 tomorrow (but not to announce a new coach - apparently MU just discovered Buzz is gone and thinks it needs to find a replacement)...to Brian Wardle...to Rob Jeter...to Bruce Weber...to Cuonzo Martin...to holograms of Al...to polls about whether death would be better than many of the named candidates (sign me up for death, by the way)....

If 2 tomorrow passes and we don't announce Howland or Smart as the new coach, I'm gonna go buy more glue.

Step back.  Relax.  Respect the process.