Mystery Solved!

[Dawson Rental]

Or maybe... Just MAYBE... hear me out on this... Shaka HIMSELF is an alien and is waiting to get approval from his intergallactic overlords on the job switch. These things take time, folks. Lotta bureaucratic red tape involved.

In outer space, red tape is actually chartreuse.

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

3.  We do know that the job has received high interest:  Ben Howland, new reports are leaking that Bruce Weber wants to come home now (do not hire!), Archie Miller was one of the first people they called - lo and behold he was given an extension on Monday (Job wasn't big enough jump according to sources)

Haha, you're killing me, man.

Hey...... I heard it on ESPN with Scott Van Pelt.  I'm not a big Archie Miller fan, although his wife is pretty nice.  I'm not sure if he has the recruiting stature needed @ MU.  He's had a pretty lucky year with the bracket he drew.  If he had been put in the midwest region with Louisville, Kentucky, Wichita St., I'm not sure his name would even be coming up.  Funny how luck plays a role!!

[Earl Tatum]

We got a President, need an AD and Coach.  Time to change that puky Eagle to WARRIORS!  WARRIORS!

Hopefully Howland or Smart

[chapman]

Chillin and enjoying the show.  Things will all work out...

This is the real Shaka Smart.  Done deal.  I am the source.

[Groin_pull]

This is the real Shaka Smart.  Done deal.  I am the source.

Cool! I never lost faith. Welcome to MU!

[Sharpie]

All of the theories and speculation are making my head hurt. I'm going to put my phone away and stay off here and twitter for a while. My productivity level has been non existent this week. Patiece.

[mu72warrior]

How about Warriors  with a Zulu image ala Shaka Zulu, ain'a?

[ShakaBSmart]

Cool! I never lost faith. Welcome to MU!

Thanks!  I love Milwaukee!

[Silkk the Shaka]

I am truly flattered boys, but it's getting to look a bit like an episode of the X-Files in here!

SBS

The truth is out there...

[CAINMUTINY]

I like how MU announced the new president as a "Done Deal"

https://twitter.com/MarquetteU/status/448830015170281472/photo/1

[drewm88]

What current player is wearing a retired number?

If I'm remembering right, Lazar was originally #24, which is retired for George Thompson.

[bean]

Joseph Duarte‏@Chronicle_Owls
A mechanical issue with his plane will force new coach Mike Rhoades' introductory presser at Rice pushed back to Thursday, school announced

Uh oh...this sounds fishy! 

[melissasmooth]

Joseph Duarte‏@Chronicle_Owls
A mechanical issue with his plane will force new coach Mike Rhoades' introductory presser at Rice pushed back to Thursday, school announced

Uh oh...this sounds fishy! 

lol!!!!!!!!!!  this is so funny

[Silkk the Shaka]

In outer space, red tape is actually chartreuse.

My mistake, I thought that was a given.

[Silkk the Shaka]

Joseph Duarte‏@Chronicle_Owls
A mechanical issue with his plane will force new coach Mike Rhoades' introductory presser at Rice pushed back to Thursday, school announced

Uh oh...this sounds fishy! 

The plot thickens!

[melissasmooth]

The plot thickens!

They couldn't find another plane?

[Galway Eagle]

Joseph Duarte‏@Chronicle_Owls
A mechanical issue with his plane will force new coach Mike Rhoades' introductory presser at Rice pushed back to Thursday, school announced

Uh oh...this sounds fishy! 

Shouldnt be flying malaysian airlines

[Daniel]

Joseph Duarte‏@Chronicle_Owls
A mechanical issue with his plane will force new coach Mike Rhoades' introductory presser at Rice pushed back to Thursday, school announced

Uh oh...this sounds fishy! 

Hmmm. Maybe he heard VCU job could open up. Lol. I need to just sit back and wait.  There.  Whew

[mr.MUskie]

They couldn't find another plane?

Yeah, what's the matter, AutoZone doesn't stock the parts?

[klyrish]

I like how MU announced the new president as a "Done Deal"

https://twitter.com/MarquetteU/status/448830015170281472/photo/1

For how smug they're being about all of this, the new head coach had better be amazing.

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

For how smug they're being about all of this, the new head coach had better be amazing.

It's about time we get a little swagger out of Marquette.  I am excited to see the touchdown celebration!

[Bocephys]

It's about time we get a little swagger out of Marquette.  I am excited to see the touchdown celebration!

As long as they don't dunk the goalposts.  We can't have any fines from the NFL ruining Shaka Smart Day.

[Warrior Code]

Absolutely not living under a rock. But I also know it's real easy to say "there are tons of reasons for XYZ". It's much harder to sit down and actually come up with those reasons.

Again, I don't think any institution is perfect, but we've already made up our minds that the University's leadership is inept, and use every little thing that goes wrong to confirm it.

It's tiresome. But, If I'm wrong and indeed living under a rock, I'd love to know all the things MU has royally screwed up--to the point that they can't be trusted to do anything right.

It's actually pronounced why-why-ZED.

[Coleman]

We never wanted Miller.  Here's the scoop, or rather, the Scoop, if you will.

MU made a deal with Miller..  We (MU) show up at Dayton's door.  Dayton gets scared and gives Miller a huge raise and extension.  Miller says thanks to Dayton.  In return for our service of showing up at Dayton's door, Miller donates a *significant* amount to the Blue&Gold fund.

Who enforces the "contract" between MU and Miller, i.e., ensures he holds up his end of the bargain?  I can only discuss that in a PM.  And even there I am hesitant.

We all know its slimy, but is it legal?

[Coleman]

I like how MU announced the new president as a "Done Deal"

https://twitter.com/MarquetteU/status/448830015170281472/photo/1

Add this to the tongue in cheek communications coming from MU this week. Actually makes me feel better