Keefe & Goose

[MU82]

Patiece Paul is a local woman. Apparently she has been declared dead.

Hmmm ... I guess that really would be a DONE DEAL for her!

[the eagle]

Keefe and Goose, with things being pretty quiet through the afternoon today, anything new to pass along?

[bobnoxious]

this post would be funnier if I weren't balls deep in a Vaginal Mesh civil suit

Is it wrong I am laughing at this 5 minutes after the fact?

[Logi4three]

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

Bennett?

http://buckyville.yuku.com/reply/1022114/Re-Tony-Bennett-to-Marquette

[ChicosBailBonds]

Drew would also be intriguing.  From the Midwest, big basketball family, went to Butler, and is winning at Baylor of all places (football first school). 

Dirty, dirty, dirty

[keefe]

Keefe, Goose, & Shaw

Keefe: Were you or your loved ones recently hurt in a hit and run by a used car salesman?
Goose: Have you experienced dimensia and bewilderment as a result of a televangelist father figure?

[Shaw walks in the office reading a binder.  Looks up]

Shaw: Have you suffered nausea, vomitting, and stomach pain at the hands of a phony barbecue cook?

[camera turns slowly toward former Packer Darius Holland and former Buck Shawn Respert]

Holland: Have you, your family, or your conference mates been the victim of libel by a rotund charlatan?
Respert: That's right, Darius.  Don't let a thin-skinned bald man pull the hokie-doke on you--call Keefe, Goose, & Shaw at 455-8000, that's 455-8000 [Goose sternly points at the camera].  Let them guide you through your rough times.

[camera zooms out from a bird's eye view as lawyers and athletes stare up at it, Goose still pointing sternly at it]

This made me laugh. I love the image of Goose pointing sternly

[avid1010]

Dirty, dirty, dirty

i'm with you on this one...not sure MU could go down this path. 

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

I need updates.

Goose! Keefe! Updates?

[melissasmooth]

good god, i woke up too early

[Sharpie]

Dirty, dirty, dirty

I have had an uneasy feeling about the entire Baylor athletic department (football and basketball especially) for a few years. Just feel as if there is a lot of shady happenings down there. It smells.

[Goose]

No updates on my front. Very, very quiet.

[melissasmooth]

No updates on my front. Very, very quiet.

lull before the storm

[CAGASS24]

Gees folks really - you mean more 'narratives' of how this is transpiring - literally all that has been proffered by Goose and keefe is they believe it will be an impact hire and to be patient - the 'updates' you're seeking are coming from all the other bozos just trying to get their rocks off by being listened to (which is weird because for the most part the personas on here are anonymous)

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Gees folks really - you mean more 'narratives' of how this is transpiring - literally all that has been proffered by Goose and keefe is they believe it will be an impact hire and to be patient - the 'updates' you're seeking are coming from all the other bozos just trying to get their rocks off by being listened to (which is weird because for the most part the personas on here are anonymous)

that's fine - I am incapable of patience in this matter

[hairy worthen]

that's fine - I am incapable of patience  patiece in this matter

fify

[chapman]

Seems all has gone very quiet on the (mid)western front.  Probably a good sign.  The next "done deal" might actually be legitimate.

[CAGASS24]

that's fine - I am incapable of patience in this matter

"well theres the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"

"What way is that?"

"Usually the wrong way, but done really really fast!"

Homer Simpson

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

I have had an uneasy feeling about the entire Baylor athletic department (football and basketball especially) for a few years. Just feel as if there is a lot of shady happenings down there. It smells.

Trust me, you can smell it an hour south in College Station.

[ChicosBailBonds]

I have had an uneasy feeling about the entire Baylor athletic department (football and basketball especially) for a few years. Just feel as if there is a lot of shady happenings down there. It smells.

I prefer to use the term squirmy.  Reeks is another one.  This would be really bad IMO.

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegebasketball/story/baylor-bears-coach-scott-drew-reportedly-hit-with-ncaa-violations-040912


http://news.yahoo.com/ncaa-puts-baylor-basketball-3-years-probation-193606973--spt.html

[ZiggysFryBoy]

good god, i woke up too early

bloody mary or mimosa?

Or just back to Jamo neat?

[hairy worthen]

I prefer to use the term squirmy.  Reeks is another one.  This would be really bad IMO.

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegebasketball/story/baylor-bears-coach-scott-drew-reportedly-hit-with-ncaa-violations-040912


http://news.yahoo.com/ncaa-puts-baylor-basketball-3-years-probation-193606973--spt.html

As long as they beat Becky on Thursday, I am good with it.

[ATWizJr]

lull before the storm

No Shaka?  Get Chewbacca!

[NavinRJohnson]

No updates on my front. Very, very quiet.

After Monday's debacle,I wouldn't be surprised if MU has shut down the internet and PBX, and is jamming the cell signals.

[texaswarrior74]

Dirty, dirty, dirty

Couldn't agree more. There is stink all over that program and it's only a matter of time.

Several local (Dallas) HS BB coaches tell me they are shocked that the NCAA hasn't publicly stated that they are under investigation ....don't want their kids to go there and really don't appreciate the Baylor staff coming around.

[ATWizJr]

What about Hoiberg?  A good get?