Poll: Which Scooper Most Likely Lives In Their Mom's Basement?

[warriorchick]

The next poll should be, "Which scooper has stolen the largest amount of their employer's time by reading/posting on MUScoop?"

[brandx]

Nice.  LOL.  As for my day...I took the ride down the elevator 30 stories in the building I live, enjoyed an hour at Starbucks, took care of necessary e-mails, and just finished a 75 minute hot yoga class.  Heading out to have lunch with some friends and can't wait till tipoff tonight.

It's a good life when you start your own business, and it goes well.  I get to make my own schedule, and have a ton of flexibility and free time as I have great people who work in my company.    

After reading the first paragraph, I thought you were like me and just decided not to work anymore - then you spoiled it by going on.

[teamdee]

wadesworld does.

[tower912]

Had to get mom's permission to vote to see how I was doing.   

[nyg]

Had to get mom's permission to vote to see how I was doing.   

I had to get away from jointly watching the woman's short program figure skating with mine. 

[leever]

I cast right in votes four River Rat and Dreadman.  Its obvious write?  Their can't be a doubt in any of the rest of you're minds.

+won

[mu_hilltopper]

I can't believe there aren't more votes for the power hungry moderators of this cesspool. They're obviously in it just for the money so that they can finally move out of their parent's respective basements.

Yeah, we're going to have to ban the lot of you until those who voted for us step forward and take their punishment.

[MarsupialMadness]

Nice.  LOL.  As for my day...I took the ride down the elevator 30 stories in the building I live, enjoyed an hour at Starbucks, took care of necessary e-mails, and just finished a 75 minute hot yoga class.  Heading out to have lunch with some friends and can't wait till tipoff tonight.

Didn't you forget the part about how you Instagram'd your grande Pumpkin Spice Latte?

[willie warrior]

The next poll should be, "Which scooper has stolen the largest amount of their employer's time by reading/posting on MUScoop?"

That one is a no brainer--everyone knows that.

[🏀]

Didn't you forget the part about how you Instagram'd your grande Pumpkin Spice Latte?

...while wearing an oversized, comfortable wool sweater?

[Galway Eagle]

Yeah, we're going to have to ban the lot of you until those who voted for us step forward and take their punishment.

In soviet MUScoop website posts for you!

[Coleman]

Nice.  LOL.  As for my day...I took the ride down the elevator 30 stories in the building I live, enjoyed an hour at Starbucks, took care of necessary e-mails, and just finished a 75 minute hot yoga class.  Heading out to have lunch with some friends and can't wait till tipoff tonight.

It's a good life when you start your own business, and it goes well.  I get to make my own schedule, and have a ton of flexibility and free time as I have great people who work in my company.  Being able to delegate, and show confidence in people - that you as an owner/founder have trust and confidence in their ability to do the job well - inspires people, and is mutually beneficial.  If you ever start/own a business - always remember:  The employee is more important than any other aspect of owning a business - more important than the customer...more important than investors/shareholders.  Treat your employees great, recognize their performance with recognition, and awards - and you have a formula for success in business - so long as your product/service are also very good - to world class.  You can survive on very good product/service....if you have great people.  If your people aren't very good...your offering better be world class.

That's my wisdom for you today, and what I've learned since leaving MU in 1997.  I also learned that you have to take time for the fun in life, and I'm actually genuinely sorry for you that your hectic schedule won't allow for you to find a way to go to the game..and support the team you are a fan of...there's only a handful of nights in a 4-year college career a Top 10-15 teams comes to town...

You are giving Keefe a run for his money (sorry Keefe, I do love your cartoons though).

If you really need to swing your dick around to feel good about yourself to a college student, you have bigger issues.

[Babybluejeans]

Didn't you forget the part about how you Instagram'd your grande Pumpkin Spice Latte?

Long lost Ners interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKdEdzHnfU

[robertoc]

"Hey mom- the meatloaf!!!"

[NavinRJohnson]

If you really need to swing your dick around to feel good about yourself to a college student, you have bigger issues.

Just fricken awesome!

[Benny B]

The next poll should be, "Which scooper has stolen the largest amount of their employer's time by reading/posting on MUScoop?"

"Stolen" is such an ugly word... especially considering that DirecTV's stock price has had a pretty solid run going for it the past 11 years.

[GooooMarquette]

Nice.  LOL.  As for my day...I took the ride down the elevator 30 stories in the building I live, enjoyed an hour at Starbucks, took care of necessary e-mails, and just finished a 75 minute hot yoga class.  Heading out to have lunch with some friends and can't wait till tipoff tonight.

It's a good life when you start your own business, and it goes well.  I get to make my own schedule, and have a ton of flexibility and free time as I have great people who work in my company.  Being able to delegate, and show confidence in people - that you as an owner/founder have trust and confidence in their ability to do the job well - inspires people, and is mutually beneficial.  If you ever start/own a business - always remember:  The employee is more important than any other aspect of owning a business - more important than the customer...more important than investors/shareholders.  Treat your employees great, recognize their performance with recognition, and awards - and you have a formula for success in business - so long as your product/service are also very good - to world class.  You can survive on very good product/service....if you have great people.  If your people aren't very good...your offering better be world class.

That's my wisdom for you today, and what I've learned since leaving MU in 1997.  I also learned that you have to take time for the fun in life, and I'm actually genuinely sorry for you that your hectic schedule won't allow for you to find a way to go to the game..and support the team you are a fan of...there's only a handful of nights in a 4-year college career a Top 10-15 teams comes to town...

Support all of MU's players like you treat your employees, and I'd start to be impressed.

By the way - Starbucks?  You'd think every city with a 30-story building would have at least one decent coffee place.

[River rat]

If you can sell it ...you own it.  Mom's can sell houses....

[setyoursightsnorth]

Is sultan of south Wayne and sultan of serenity and some other name I forgot the same person?

Sultan of Stupidity

[GoldenWarrior11]

This may be the most entertaining thread I've ever read on the scoop, and that says a lot...

[keefe]

Where is "all of the above"????

The best and most accurate answer

[keefe]

+won

to funny

[JakeBarnes]

You are giving Keefe a run for his money (sorry Keefe, I do love your cartoons though).

If you really need to swing your dick around to feel good about yourself to a college student, you have bigger issues.

Eh, Keefe would have just been able to summarize most of that "treat your employees well" rant with "officers eat last."

[NersEllenson]

Will the original poster or Mods be sending me a trophy of some sort?  Thanks for everyone's vote.

You are giving Keefe a run for his money (sorry Keefe, I do love your cartoons though).

If you really need to swing your dick around to feel good about yourself to a college student, you have bigger issues.

Didnt realize answering a college kids question qualified as swinging my dick around. Gave smooth Melissa an honest answer and some advice...

Perhaps you have some hypersensitivity issues?

[Avenue Commons]

It's a good life when you start your own business, and it goes well.  I get to make my own schedule, and have a ton of flexibility and free time as I have great people who work in my company.  

Success is relative. http://www.twincities.com/ci_20583682/faces-q-dave-brandner-owner-freestyle-yogurt-st