Students at ND game

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

I request, instead of holding up actual "Big Noggins" that our students hold up imaginary ones.

[Dawson Rental]

I request, instead of holding up actual "Big Noggins" that our students hold up imaginary ones.

And Notre Dame players will notice this how?

I suggest Nick Sabin and any Alabama players that they can get.

[5YearsatMU]

I request, instead of holding up actual "Big Noggins" that our students hold up imaginary ones.

Well played.

[tominsalem]

Manti Te'o's girlfriend

[brewcity77]

Here's three images to get them started...

[LloydMooresLegs]

Manti Te'o's girlfriend

Boom

[MUCam]

You all are so unbelievably insensitive. She's dead. You cross the line when you bring that up.

I remember when I lost my imaginary friend, Willie. That was so terrible. I really feel for Manti.

[wildbill sb]

OMG!  + 1 gazillion!

[mubb34]

I say get the blow up dolls out! 

[Fullodds]

From SNL's Seth Meyers:  @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

[g0lden3agle]

On the radio this morning they were wondering if Musburger thought Manti's girlfriend was fake hot.

[warriorchick]

My theory?  Lannay was Manti's Fern Leibowitz.

"She died in a horrible kiln accident."

[MerrittsMustache]

My theory?  Lannay was Manti's Fern Leibowitz.

"She died in a horrible kiln accident."

Why scour the obits to find a dead coed to pretend you were dating in an attempt to get some tail when you could just make one up? That's the genius of it!

[warriorchick]

Why scour the obits to find a dead coed to pretend you were dating in an attempt to get some tail when you could just make one up? That's the genius of it!

I can picture Manti in the lobby of one of the St. Mary's dorms while the rest of the football team waits outside; "Do you have dates for my 102 friends?"

[WarriorInNYC]

Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!

[The Process]

I request, instead of holding up actual "Big Noggins" that our students hold up imaginary ones.

I think they should show a slideshow on the Jumbotron alternating between Manti and imaginary women like Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, and Betty Rubble set to Jason Derulo's "In My Head"

In my head, I see you all over me.
In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
In my head, you'll be screaming no.
In my head, it's going down.
In my head, it's going down.
In my head. Yeah. In my head. Oh yeah.

[MerrittsMustache]

How great would the crowd's reaction be to: "Today's Job Noggin Big Noggin of the game is...Lennay Kekua!"

[warriorchick]

How great would the crowd's reaction be to: "Today's Job Noggin Big Noggin of the game is...Lennay Kekua!"

And have The Chicken and everyone in the student section just clench their fists above their heads like they are holding something.  Heh.

They gotta do that during the Notre Dame game!

[4everwarriors]

This is like Carl in the flick, "Parental Guidance."

[WarriorInNYC]

Or maybe there should be two new Big Noggins?

Manti Te'o and Ashton Kutcher

[Coleman]

http://twitpic.com/bvtqfg

[Dawson Rental]

My theory?  Lannay was Manti's Fern Leibowitz.

"She died in a horrible kiln accident."

Was Fern related to Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana
who also died in a freak kiln accident in 1978?

[Dawson Rental]

You all are so unbelievably insensitive. She's dead. You cross the line when you bring that up.

I remember when I lost my imaginary friend, Willie. That was so terrible. I really feel for Manti.

I bet your friend Willie is still there!  Perhaps a pair of tweezers would help you in your search.

[warriorchick]

Was Fern related to Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana
who also died in a freak kiln accident in 1978?

Yeah, that would be her.  No wonder I couldn't find a YouTube clip.   

[Tums Festival]

Was Fern related to Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana
who also died in a freak kiln accident in 1978?

Fern was Fawn's pretend mom.