Weekend at Jerry's?

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Can we just make a formal thread addressing the widely-held rumor that Coach Wainwright has died?

Coach Buzz and AD Larry invite coaching veteran Jerry Wainwright to help coach a season at Marquette, when Jerry dies and nobody seems to notice except for Coach & AD. In order not to become suspects of murder they treat the body as a puppet and make people believe he's still alive, en route to a National Championship.

What a wacky misadventure!

[ATL MU Warrior]

Have to admit, I thought of this too. 

[MarquetteDano]

With Buzz and Larry working together on this conspiracy you can also have the sub-plot that they hate each other (so some say on this board) but must work together to keep the conspiracy going.

What a farce!   

[Dawson Rental]

THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH

Wainwright was deceased while at DePaul; worked as a zombie.  At MU he has resurrected both his being and his coaching career.

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Anyone watching closely at the BC tonight could see the elaborate network of Marionette strings and cables hooked up to Jerry.

[AZWarrior]

Actually, Jerry is a freshman engineering project, in action.  Hundreds of tiny, remotely controlled motors work together to create a lifelike assistant coach.   Note to self, don't forget the teal.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Actually, Jerry is a freshman engineering project, in action.  Hundreds of tiny, remotely controlled motors work together to create a lifelike assistant coach.   Note to self, don't forget the teal.

and Larry is running the controls back at the lair.  Robot Jerry is a spy engaged in sabotage and subterfuge.

[T-Bone]

Jerry had some good barking at the refs early in the game. Buzz just watched from the baseline and let him go.

[jsglow]

All kidding aside, JW was in coach seat #1 the entire game while Buzz paced the baseline.  It reminds me of the old days with Al and Hank.  Let us not discount Jerry's basketball knowledge.  He'll be a great resource and is probably the best x and o coach we've had in many years.

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Actually, Jerry is a freshman engineering project, in action.  Hundreds of tiny, remotely controlled motors work together to create a lifelike assistant coach.   Note to self, don't forget the teal.

A little confused by this since "Note to self, don't forget the teal." Was itself written in teal.

[AZWarrior]

A little confused by this since "Note to self, don't forget the teal." Was itself written in teal.

Yeah - I realize it's logically inconsistent.  Should have left those words in "black".   

[mr.MUskie]

I heard he's doing a guest appearance on Walking Dead soon.

[Benny B]

Zombies are the new vampires, right?  So maybe Jerry is just one of those old guys trying to act cool?

I love when old guys try to act cool.