Unclean! Unclean! NSFAnywhere

[mu_hilltopper]

My village's 4th of July parade stages on my block, and I know the guys running the parade.

They asked me to help out by letting a participant change into his parade costume at my house.

Avert your eyes..  Scroll down if you haven't eaten in a while.
































I mean, I don't like Badger *fans* in my house, let alone the actual Badger himself.  

Now I need a good carpet cleaner, fumigator.  Maybe Jim Wand can hypnotize this atrocity out of my memory.  Anyone have his number?

[Benny B]

I see they've hiked-up Bucky's pants so as to be more in-line with the average age of their fan.

[Sir Lawrence]

Did you at least collect a user fee?

[Oldgym]

Well, the house is nice and clean anyway.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Does he wear a bikini under the fur like Brian Butch?

[4everwarriors]

Call the Orkin man asap for fumegation. Personally, you and the entire household inhabitants must bathe 3 times daily in full strength original Listerine for two weeks. You may also want to get tested for STD's if Bucky used the biffer.

[mu_hilltopper]

Well, here's the thing.  I was coming down the block and my wife let him inside AND SHE LEFT HIM IN THERE ALONE! 

No telling what he did before I busted in there.

I threw out all the toothbrushes just to be safe.

Chances are, with that fur costume and the 108F heat index during the parade .. he's probably passed out somewhere along the route.

[mu_hilltopper]

Does he wear a bikini under the fur like Brian Butch?

Jesus Christ, Dr. B.  There's no need to plant that kind of imagery in my head.

[jsglow]

I believe you might have to ban yourself for this transgression.  And we do know how to read IP addresses around here!

[chapman]

Had to at least get a "Kick Me" sign onto his back.

[mr.MUskie]

Is he at least potty trained?  No accidents, I hope.

[Jay Bee]

Did you remove Becky's head? Maybe it was Chicos.  (probably not, looks a lot taller than 5'4".)

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Bucky leaves skid marks.

[Skatastrophy]

Sorry buddy, but we're going to have to burn your house down now

[Spotcheck Billy]

We must be practically neighbors

I was going to ride in that parade until mechanical problems stopped by for a visit 

[Dawson Rental]

I believe you might have to ban yourself for this transgression.  And we do know how to read IP addresses around here!

Some credit should be given for self reporting of the violation.

[DoggyDaddy]

I bet he slowed down the pace of the parade.

[Bocephys]

I bet he slowed down the pace of the parade.

Sure, but him taking 4 hours to find the perfect open route made the parade that much more enjoyable to watch.  Everyone can appreciate a traditional parade.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Topper, did you check your microwave for your pet parrot?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Topper, did you check your microwave for your pet parrot?

Pay the man shirley.

[4everwarriors]

Topper, did you check your microwave for your pet parrot?

Or see if all your sneakers are accounted for?

[Dawson Rental]

Better check the closets for shredded Marquette clothes.

[bamamarquettefan]

Sure, but him taking 4 hours to find the perfect open route made the parade that much more enjoyable to watch.  Everyone can appreciate a traditional parade.

Very nice!

[Dawson Rental]

You know Topper, you haven't come right out and said how you'll respond next year, if you get asked again to allow this abomination in your home......

[mu_hilltopper]

It'll depend on how successful the therapy goes this time around.