A story we can reasonably assume we will never read about Buzz

[NavinRJohnson]

Petrino has always rubbed me the wrong way anyway (then again, most college coaches do). Gotta love that the 25 year old chick was supposedly planning to get married. Who are these people? Thankfully, the world they live in could not be more foreign to me...

http://deadspin.com/5899551/bobby-petrino-had-a-25+year+old-former-volleyball-player-on-his-motorcycle-when-he-crashed

[jficke13]

Who are these people?

people from Arkansas.

[🏀]

people from Arkansas.

[hairy worthen]

before or after he didn't inhale

[Bocephys]

before or after he didn't inhale

Wow, I didn't even realize who that was before your comment. What a fantastic photo.

[wyzgy]

before or after he didn't inhale

i'll go with he's inhaling as the pic was being taken.  cheezuz-standing next to that beach, i'd have to say at least a 6 pak and 3 bong hits washed down with a shot or two of jose and a couple of seeallis  might still be a 2-bagger and separate bathtubs ouch

[Hoopaloop]

Petrino has always rubbed me the wrong way anyway (then again, most college coaches do). Gotta love that the 25 year old chick was supposedly planning to get married. Who are these people? Thankfully, the world they live in could not be more foreign to me...

http://deadspin.com/5899551/bobby-petrino-had-a-25+year+old-former-volleyball-player-on-his-motorcycle-when-he-crashed

Never say never.  Most people get married and take their vows thinking they won't cheat on their spouse.  Things happen over the course of time.

[Jay Bee]

Gotta love that the 25 year old chick was supposedly planning to get married. Who are these people? Thankfully, the world they live in could not be more foreign to me...

Square.  Live a little, bro.

[Benny B]

So you can't pay athletes or their families, but you can hire "Student-Athlete Development Coordinator" floozies to provide fringe benefits for athletes and coaches.

Vut a country!

[warriorchick]

I heard they offered her a first class plane ticket out of Arkansas to anywhere she wanted to go, but she turned it down.

Apparently she only rides coach.

[warthog-driver]

Buzz is only in his 30's. Plenty of time to crash and burn. Seen it many times.

[warthog-driver]

Apparently she only rides coach.

Heelarryous!!!

[NavinRJohnson]

Never say never.  Most people get married and take their vows thinking they won't cheat on their spouse.  Things happen over the course of time.

If I ever crash a motorcycle with some 25 year old whore on the back, I will buy you all the beer in...wherever the hell it is you claim you live.