The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[mr.MUskie]

From all I have been told, Buzz saw the players reactions to how they heard about Crean's leaving and would do all he could not to repeat that. 

Anyone know how he told his players in New Orleans that he was bolting?

[MUMac]

Maybe they'll all sing Kumbaya.

Thanks, now in addition to this stupid thread, I have that ringing through my mind as well!  

[mr.MUskie]

Thanks, now in addition to this stupid thread, I have that ringing through my mind as well!  

All together now...

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

[brewcity77]

Uh-oh, El Salvador is up 2-1.

That has me really concerned right now. We had things well in hand until they scored 2 in 2 minutes. Need to regain control in the second half if the USA is going to play in London.

[Warriors4ever]

We have a goal.  Doesn't matter what SMU's record was.
Come on USA - need some scoring.

[GOO]

Meeting tomorrow?  Now I'm really worried!  

[Dr. Blackheart]

Cripes, we are up to 47 pages? SMU went 13-19 this year.  Get a grip.

And lost a game at home 47-28....in basketball...to UAB.

[mr.MUskie]

Crickets on the ponyfan.com board.

[seinfeld]

That has me really concerned right now. We had things well in hand until they scored 2 in 2 minutes. Need to regain control in the second half if the USA is going to play in London.

In addition to the defense stinking the midfield has been pathetic. Our offense consists of long balls from the back. Should be an interesting second half. Could sure use Juan Agudelo now

[mr.MUskie]

Every time I type SMU on my phone it comes out SMUrf.

[Lighthouse 84]

All together now...

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

. Is that the Guadalcanal Diary version?

[mr.MUskie]

. Is that the Guadalcanal Diary version?

Peter Paul and Mary version

[Daniel]

Is there really a team meeting scheduled for tomorrow and this confirmed anywhere?

[nyg]

Is there really a team meeting scheduled for tomorrow and this confirmed anywhere?

I have instructed Jack Bauer to have Chloe hack Buzz's Iphone.  Will provide results shortly.......

[🏀]

Every time I type SMU on my phone it comes out SMUrf.

Could be worse, like if it speller Murffries

[🏀]

I have instructed Jack Bauer to have Chloe hack Buzz's Iphone.  Will provide results shortly.......

Its coming from Sultan, I respect his info.  You should too.

[MUMac]

Is there really a team meeting scheduled for tomorrow and this confirmed anywhere?

Yes, by Sultan

[Daniel]

Its coming from Sultan, I respect his info.  You should too.

OK thanks - interesting scenario.

[Da 'Lanche]

God I'm glad I went to bed last night at about page 28....I swear if someone learned that Buzz took his morning dump, someone with "insider alum donor" information would put out wild speculation that he was signifying what he thinks of the new MU administration and if he flushed twice it meant he was going to take two assistant coaches with him to his next gig.

A coach calling a players only meeting...wow....and at the end of the season?   I would think he would invite the whole university. How suspicious.   Maybe he is bringing cake to celebrate Jae's 2nd team all american honors...

[4everwarriors]

Maybe they're having a weenie roast?

[mr.MUskie]

God I'm glad I went to bed last night at about page 28....I swear if someone learned that Buzz took his morning dump, someone with "insider alum donor" information would put out wild speculation that he was signifying what he thinks of the new MU administration and if he flushed twice it meant he was going to take two assistant coaches with him to his next gig.

Wait!  Did that happen??  Why wasn't it reported until now??

[brewcity77]

In addition to the defense stinking the midfield has been pathetic. Our offense consists of long balls from the back. Should be an interesting second half. Could sure use Juan Agudelo now

Adu nearly had a screamer there...we're looking the better side, but need to put a couple in the back of the net. The Olympics will suck ass if the US team isn't there.

[Avenue Commons]

Or it was all much ado about nothing, which is absolutely just as likely.

No, "it" was something. Remember, Marquette granted SMU permission to speak with Buzz. That doesn't happen unless Buzz wanted to talk to SMU. If Buzz wasn't interested in talking, he could have just told MU to tell SMU thanks but no thanks.

His reason for wanting to talk, though, was to send a message. Not because he wanted to coach a mid-level C-USA team.

As a competitive person and hot head, I get it. As a Marquette fan I feel the position of Marquette HC deserves more respect.

[seinfeld]

Adu nearly had a screamer there...we're looking the better side, but need to put a couple in the back of the net. The Olympics will suck ass if the US team isn't there.

Helluva save by Cuellar on that one

[real chili 83]

1. There is a players meeting tomorrow that Buzz called late today.
2. It is not about end of the year assessments
3. I have been told by two different people it is *likely* to squash rumors, but they do not know 100 percent for sure.

Will they have kringles at the meeting?

Seriously, if buzz had an offer, it would be leaked by now.  Meeting is probably about (1) I'm not going anywhere, and (2) Be good in the off season, or else...