The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[swoopem]

I do not see Buzz leaving and have total faith that he and Larry Williams can work out whatever diffrences they may have. I think that Buzz will be loyal to the current players on the roster as well has the recruits we have coming in and stick around for a while (hoepfully the rest of his career).

Although it would suck to see Benford go its a compliment to the program that Buzz has built and he has said that he tries to get all of his assistants HC jobs. Buzz probably has a list of hundreds of names that he will go to to replace Benford, thats the least of my concerns.  

[Henry Sugar]

I spoke with Freeway this morning.  He asked me if Marquette has found a new Dean LESBIAN for the college of Arts and Sciences yet. 

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[mugrad99]

that's the rumor

[MerrittsMustache]

that's the rumor

Buzz to Lamar! (following in Mike Deane's footsteps)

[ATL MU Warrior]

that's the rumor

That's really reaching for the stars! 

<teal not needed...right?>

[mu03eng]

I do not see Buzz leaving and have total faith that he and Larry Williams can work out whatever diffrences they may have. I think that Buzz will be loyal to the current players on the roster as well has the recruits we have coming in and stick around for a while (hoepfully the rest of his career).

Although it would suck to see Benford go its a compliment to the program that Buzz has built and he has said that he tries to get all of his assistants HC jobs. Buzz probably has a list of hundreds of names that he will go to to replace Benford, thats the least of my concerns.  

GET OUT OF THE THREAD!!!!  GET OUT OF THE GOD DAMN THREAD!!!!  It's not too late for you......RUN!!!

[pbiflyer]

Well come on man really?  You can't hold back an assistant coach now.  That's ridiculous.  That's how those guys get to the next level.  You can't tell me you are just as concerned losing Benford as you are Buzz.  Great recruiter? Of course but you can't build a 40 foot wall around our program.  Come back down to earth a bit.

Actually, I was just adding on to the inane discussion.
Of course I realize that we can't keep our assistants around forever. I am amazed that we have had them this long.
It was nice to find out who might be on the list though.

[Clam Crowder]

Buzz will generate interest at KSU now as well with Frank Martin supposedly going to South Carolina.

[lab_warrior]

Buzz will generate interest at KSU now as well with Frank Martin supposedly going to South Carolina.

/James Earl Jones voice

AND SO IT BEGINS...AGAIN.

[MerrittsMustache]

Buzz will generate interest at KSU now as well with Frank Martin supposedly going to South Carolina.

Didn't Martin just admit to paying recruits? Is he still hirable after that?

[Clam Crowder]

Did he really admit to that??

[Golden Avalanche]

If Benford can get an HC job, maybe that's where Majerus returning to MU comes in.

Goodie.

[awilhelmscream]

Didn't Martin just admit to paying recruits? Is he still hirable after that?

He admitted that a player took a money order from a family member and that is why said player was suspended.  He didn't admit to paying players...

[TJ]

I spoke with Freeway this morning.  He asked me if Marquette has found a new Dean for the college of Arts and Sciences yet.  

Buzz to Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences

[Aughnanure]

Yes, Frank admitted to something like sending some kids money while he was still a HS coach. He is not happy with his AD suspending Jamar Samuels before the Cuse game. Holding his own on this point, as he does not think its a violation (and there's validity in that argument).

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/story/_/id/7737800/kansas-state-wildcats-frank-martin-paid-former-prep-players

[spartan3186]

Didn't Martin just admit to paying recruits? Is he still hirable after that?

He admitted to paying former athletes when he was a High School coach. He never admitted to paying former athletes since he has been a college coach. He says he was paying for living expenses (taking the gf out to a movie, laundry etc). College athletes are not permitted to hold jobs during the season and many of his former athletes came from poverty stricken families that couldn't afford anything.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Well I did make the home version Real Chili yesterday including spagetti on the bowl bottom.  It was very good.  No oyster crackers.  Didn't want to take a chance on thrown crackers everywhere.

[mu03eng]

Does anyone else think that SMU18 is really this guy?

[Bocephys]

Well I did make the home version Real Chili yesterday including spagetti on the bowl bottom.  It was very good.  No oyster crackers.  Didn't want to take a chance on thrown crackers everywhere.

Plus, you've also got to worry about everyone running out on the tab.

[MerrittsMustache]

Re: Frank Martin

Thanks for the clarifications.

[Goose]

I had the real thing Sat night at 1am with my daughter following Father-Daughter Dinner Dance. We did experience the cracker toss first hand and my daughter thought it was quite amusing.

[T-Bone]

Well I did make the home version Real Chili yesterday including spagetti on the bowl bottom.  It was very good.  No oyster crackers.  Didn't want to take a chance on thrown crackers everywhere.

Which rendition?
http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/bars/real_chili

Real Chili to SMU!

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Which rendition?
http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/bars/real_chili

Real Chili to SMU!

#1

[Benny B]

How did he not make this list???

Careful... rich, Methodist Texans with lots of money don't like being called "special."  They execute the special bears in Texas, and not because the bears are spies.

[RushmoreAcademy]

Buzz to DeVry.