The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[warthog-driver]

The longest thread ever and I was part of it, neat.  GO WARRIORS.

the longest journey
begins with uncertain steps
fear gives no guidance

[bobnoxious]

So when I went to work today this thread was 3 pages long, I worked a 10 hour shift and then when out for a few beers and I come home and its 32 pages long.  Whats more amazing is that I read pages 3-12 while I was on lunch at 6.  My 2 cents and if I cover stuff already covered sorry I'm not going to read the other 20 pages, Buzz will speak highly of every school he is asked about just like he did last year with arkansas(walmart money) and others and I honestly think he is setting Benford up for this job.  If Chico's alias has truly been outed someone let me know cause I missed and would be sad

[real chili 83]

Article in SMU student paper last week says they are going for "Tony Bedford".

Good luck with that.

http://www.smudailycampus.com/sports/after-six-up-and-down-seasons-doherty-fired-1.2821113#.T3BW1dR5mSM

[MU B2002]

Is a Kringle similar to a Potica?

[Hards Alumni]

So when I went to work today this thread was 3 pages long, I worked a 10 hour shift and then when out for a few beers and I come home and its 32 pages long.  Whats more amazing is that I read pages 3-12 while I was on lunch at 6.  My 2 cents and if I cover stuff already covered sorry I'm not going to read the other 20 pages, Buzz will speak highly of every school he is asked about just like he did last year with arkansas(walmart money) and others and I honestly think he is setting Benford up for this job.  If Chico's alias has truly been outed someone let me know cause I missed and would be sad

This is how I feel, and what I am truly hoping for.

[Smu18]

Benford isn't on list...greenberg is #4....

doesnt matter because buzz has already accepted....

we have more than wal mart....

[real chili 83]

Benford isn't on list...greenberg is #4....

doesnt matter because buzz has already accepted....

we have more than wal mart....

How are things in Madison?

[Smu18]

never been, closest place I have ever been is the Dells...

[Hards Alumni]

never been, closest place I have ever been is the Dells...

What happened to SMU17?

[MerrittsMustache]

never been, closest place I have ever been is the Dells...

I'd believe he's never been to Madison. My assumption is that he went to UW-Obscurity for a couple semesters before dropping out.

[Smu18]

Never heard of him...

[Smu18]

UW Marquette...below my safety schools...

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

[dw3dw3dw3]

Must feed troll to keep thread alive....

First, SMU18 is a super high roller as evidenced by his profile here:
http://www.poker-edge.com/poker-player-stats/Smu18

Did I mention he was highly connected?
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/smu18/friends/

Also, he is into Anime and struggles to understand the opposite sex.
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/smu18/profile/

Also likes lego knockoff games
http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=24025887

[squirrel]

Talked with a high ranking member of the Board of Trustees, she loves Buzz and doesn't want/expect him to leave.

[DegenerateDish]

I talked to my kids this morning, told them Buzz might leave. According to my two year old twins, Woody or Mr. Potatohead, or the Slinky Dog would be capable replacements, and could take Marquette to infinity and beyond. They're pretty reliable sources too.

[MerrittsMustache]

I talked to my kids this morning, told them Buzz might leave. According to my two year old twins, Woody or Mr. Potatohead, or the Slinky Dog would be capable replacements, and could take Marquette to infinity and beyond. They're pretty reliable sources too.

Woody would definitely be at the top of MU's wish list. He has that "it" factor to go along with great leadership experience.

[MU B2002]

I talked to my kids this morning, told them Buzz might leave. According to my two year old twins, Woody or Mr. Potatohead, or the Slinky Dog would be capable replacements, and could take Marquette to infinity and beyond. They're pretty reliable sources too.

Some of the stuff I heard about Slinky Dog makes me squirm. Alleged fight with a monkey at Sunnyside Daycare.

[reinko]

I talked to my kids this morning, told them Buzz might leave. According to my two year old twins, Woody or Mr. Potatohead, or the Slinky Dog would be capable replacements, and could take Marquette to infinity and beyond. They're pretty reliable sources too.

How did he not make this list???

[RushmoreAcademy]

Is this a record thread?
I'm not sure, if it is, I don't want to be left out.

[mu03eng]

If we skewing established but caretaker next coach, I hear Riki Tiki Tavi is available and on the short list

[MerrittsMustache]

How did he not make this list???

Good point. It's no secret that Oso doesn't have a great relationship with Mr. Dos.

[esotericmindguy]

the longest journey
begins with uncertain steps
fear gives no guidance

Can you stop with the the dumb poetry?

[Henry Sugar]

I'm only posting to contribute to the longest thread in scoop history.  It would be irresponsible not to post.

[DegenerateDish]

Good point. It's no secret that Oso doesn't have a great relationship with Mr. Dos.

Wolfie has more leadership skills than Oso, according to my kids.

By the way, Mr. Dos=Dick Strong.