The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[cheebs09]

The worst thing for this thread would be actual news.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

PM me for pics of my lady-parts.

I still can't believe you're a broad.

Must be a "chicks with dicks" model.

[Goose]

There is a far better chance hoop is Chico's than Buzz going to a jerk off school.

[Bocephys]

The worst thing for this thread would be actual news.

I think half of the registered users would just wander around aimlessly; unsure of what to do or where to go without this thread to keep them sane.

[Aughnanure]

#OccupyChicos

[Bocephys]

I still can't believe you're a broad.

Must be a "chicks with dicks" model.

Skat's Canadian??

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/transgender-model-disqualified-universe-canada-pageant-article-1.1051005

[Dr. Blackheart]

I heard they're changing the the university's name to Buzz U.

Heard he is holding out for renaming of the Chicago River to the Buzz Williams Flowage.

[ZiggysChestHair]

with the amount of nonsense in this thread i dont see why not

If Lawrence Williams can't keep our winning basketball coach happy and on board, what chance do we have at starting up a football team?

There, that should be worth about 5 additional pages...

[Warriors4ever]

I think half of the registered users would just wander around aimlessly; unsure of what to do or where to go without this thread to keep them sane.

This thread is keeping people sane?
Skat, I'm hoping I'm not the only non-male on here.

[Avenue Commons]

If Lawrence Williams can't keep our winning basketball coach happy and on board, what chance do we have at starting up a football team?

There, that should be worth about 5 additional pages...

I heard that Buzz wants to change the nickname back to WARRIORS and that the administration refuses to budge! They claim everyone wants to be the GOLDEN EAGLES!

That should be enough to get this past the baseball thread. Might be enough to get the Internet the explode.

[Goose]

Buzz has the power it this mess and time to flex muscles. The "man" is on his heels and cannot afford the PR mess. it is time for the troops to start crying in their beers and say "Give 'em hell Buzz"

[TJ]

I think half of the registered users would just wander around aimlessly; unsure of what to do or where to go without this thread to keep them sane.

This thread has probably made more posters insane than it has kept sane.

[dinger]

I heard that Buzz wants to change the nickname back to WARRIORS and that the administration refuses to budge! They claim everyone wants to be the GOLDEN EAGLES!

That should be enough to get this past the baseball thread. Might be enough to get the Internet the explode.

What we really need are some of Marquette's famous alums to chip in to keep Buzz around.  Who would you say would be the most famous one to do that?

[BrewCity83]

Down with "the man"!

Mods, please merge this with the other 85 pages of madness...

[Skatastrophy]

Confirmed that Buzz is staying.

Phew!

[TJ]

Buzz has the power it this mess and time to flex muscles. The "man" is on his heels and cannot afford the PR mess. it is time for the troops to start crying in their beers and say "Give 'em hell Buzz"

The "man" is Marquette University, which I am fonder of than I am of Buzz.  I would think most here are the same way.  This is a weird post.

[Warriors10]

Confirmed that Buzz is staying.

Phew!

Quit playing with my heart.

[LovinCrowder]

I think half of the registered users would just wander around aimlessly; unsure of what to do or where to go without this thread to keep them sane.

This thread is keeping people sane?
Skat, I'm hoping I'm not the only non-male on here.

you aren't.......

[PickNRoll]

Students lobbying for Buzz on IWB's website:

http://www.brewcityball.com/forums/content.php?291-An-open-letter-from-Marquette-students-to-Marquette-students

[TJ]

Buzz has the power it this mess and time to flex muscles. The "man" is on his heels and cannot afford the PR mess. it is time for the troops to start crying in their beers and say "Give 'em hell Buzz"

Seriously, if Buzz leaves are you going with him to start rooting for School X?  Why would we want anyone giving anyone hell at this point?

The troops should really start saying "Let calmer heads prevail Buzz."

[foreverwarriors]

Students lobbying for Buzz on IWB's website:

http://www.brewcityball.com/forums/content.php?291-An-open-letter-from-Marquette-students-to-Marquette-students

Student....not students.

Singular.

[mr.MUskie]

you aren't.......

WTF! Did I wander into a verbal chick flick?

[cheebs09]

WTF!!! Buzz might leave???? Thanks goodness that student broke the news when no one else would

[PonyFanz]

What we really need are some of Marquette's famous alums to chip in to keep Buzz around.  Who would you say would be the most famous one to do that?

A barista at Starbucks??? 

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.  MU is a great school.  It will be interesting to see what happens.

[mu_hilltopper]

What's interesting is that IWB chose to "publish" that letter.