McIlvaine's Blog

[LastWarrior]

Not sure if everybody has seen this but something from MU's favorite center and Shawn Kemp's second biggest nemesis (after the sauce)...

http://www.espnmilwaukee.com/info/mcilvaines_blog.shtml

[Chili]

wasnt Shawn Kemps biggest nemesis blow? Only guy I have ever heard of to have a raging coke habbit and gain weight.

[LastWarrior]

fair point... maybe third biggest!!     sometimes it's hard to remember how good he was back in the day...

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Kemp also had issues with the ladies....namely, getting them knocked up.  Didn't he have like 9 kids with 8 different mothers?   

[Mobot]

wasnt Shawn Kemps biggest nemesis blow? Only guy I have ever heard of to have a raging coke habbit and gain weight.

LOL!

[copious1218]

Kemp also had issues with the ladies....namely, getting them knocked up.  Didn't he have like 9 kids with 8 different mothers?   

I remember a Letterman joke way back when that went something like this:

The list of most popular baby names came out for last year (this was some year's ago now), and the most popular name for girls was Jennifer, for boys - Shawn Kemp Jr.

[StillAWarrior]

LOL!

That's got to be a MUScoop record -- 1308 days from the joke to the "LOL."

By way of history, if the "Members" data is correct, the prior post was just a couple days after MUScoop was opened for business (and the day I registered).

[Dawson Rental]

Kemp also had issues with the ladies....namely, getting them knocked up.  Didn't he have like 9 kids with 8 different mothers?   

There must have been a set of twins in there I guess.

[Dawson Rental]

Not sure if everybody has seen this but something from MU's favorite center and Shawn Kemp's second biggest nemesis (after the sauce)...

http://www.espnmilwaukee.com/info/mcilvaines_blog.shtml

This link isn't working for me.  Perhaps that's why this has turned into a Sean Kemp thread.

[Boone]

"Only guy I have ever heard of to have a raging coke habbit and gain weight."

Artie Lange says the same about himself.

[Dawson Rental]

"Only guy I have ever heard of to have a raging coke habbit and gain weight."

Artie Lange says the same about himself.

Does cocaine cause people to double the b's in words?

[spazerak]

Kemp also had issues with the ladies....namely, getting them knocked up.  Didn't he have like 9 kids with 8 different mothers?   

that's what i was thinking...dude had a problem with condoms as much as anything.

[77ncaachamps]

that's what i was thinking...dude had a problem with condoms as much as anything.

Don't blame Shawn...blame the condoms!

lol

[VegasWarrior77]

There must have been a set of twins in there I guess.

Not necessarily.  They visit teams in their conference more than once!  He played for many years.

[rocky_warrior]

This link isn't working for me.  Perhaps that's why this has turned into a Sean Kemp thread.

Perhaps the link isn't working because it was originally posted in 2006.  That's like a century in internet years.  I'm still trying to figure how this topic got "LOL'd" nearly 4 years later...

[Chili]

Perhaps the link isn't working because it was originally posted in 2006.  That's like a century in internet years.  I'm still trying to figure how this topic got "LOL'd" nearly 4 years later...

because I am that damn funny. believe that.

[wyzgy]

I remember a Letterman joke way back when that went something like this:

The list of most popular baby names came out for last year (this was some year's ago now), and the most popular name for girls was Jennifer, for boys - Shawn Kemp Jr.

confusion in the kemp household-fathers day

[HouWarrior]

Since topic has shifted to Sean, I will throw in. Our family counts Sean as a friend--he was at our house last month.
. Yes, coke and baby making are in the history, along with a few, relatively minor (by pro athlete standards) law scrapes.
He has been/stayed clean for a long while now, he tried a few comeback plays overseas, and owns Houston property/businesses.
Sean's greatness was lessened, and his ws  life tougher for the demons, but its nice to see he admits most, deals with much of it daily, and his future is brighter.
We will  always be in his corner. .

[WarriorHal]

Don't know how accurate this is, but it's very entertaining:


Athletes With Illegitimate Kids: Expanded And Updated 2009 Edition   
by  100%InjuryRate     

It's been almost a full year since I last brought out this list of athletes with illegitimate kids. Or as I like to call it, the Athlete Illegitimate Kid Bible. But thanks to Larry Fitzgerald and Michael Turner having squared off this weekend in the Cardinals/Falcons Wild Card game, combined with the fact that I've been able to follow up on a lot of tips (Scott Skiles alert) over the last year, I figured it was time update the list again for everyone's enjoyment.

But first off, let's get to Fitzgerald and Turner. Fitzgerald, as you've probably heard, got into a domestic scuffle last October that only became public knowledge last week because the woman involved in it finally filed a restraining order on Fitzgerald. But also contained in reports was the fact that the woman was the mother of Fitzgerald's 11-month old kid. As you can guess, they aren't married. Welcome to the club, Larry. By the way, I should probably mention here that more than a year ago, Fitzgerald tried to force this woman into getting an abortion. I guess this recent news would confirm that didn't happen.

As for Turner, he got into a domestic dispute with "the mother of his infant child" (translation: his baby mama) last week, but luckily, he didn't get tabbed with a restraining order. Nor was he arrested. But he too, joins the athletes with illegitimate kids list.

Now, those are fairly tame bits of philandering, I mean aside from the beating women part. The big prize from research done this last year is Scott Skiles. Skiles reportedly has at least 6 illegitimate kids, and possibly 8. He has a former wife who's been more than happy to spill the details of what a cheating bastard he was, but she's never been able to confirm how many Skiles Juniors there are out there. Multiple people have told me, including a reporter doing research on the subject, that Skiles has a minimum of 6, but because he pays the monthly child support, no ones really sure how many he has.

And that's pretty much the case with all athletes. The only way you tend to figure out how many illegitimate kids they have is if they stop paying child support. And sometimes, that doesn't even get you close to the real number of kids.

By the way, another guy I should note who came up this last year was Karl Malone, who unbelievably got a 13-year-old girl pregnant when he was a sophomore at Lousiana Tech. How'd we learn that? Well, that kid was drafted by the Buffalo Bills in 2008, and pretty much spilled the beans on how Malone had ignored him his whole life. Malone also has another illegitimate daughter who plays in the WNBA.

Anyway, before we get to the complete list, first a story from a reader about prodigal son Shawn Kemp, who started me on this journey to chronicle every illegitimate kid fathered by an athlete. It's a story for the ages.


In college I was an intern for the Portland Trailblazers (mind you, this was during their Jailblazers heyday while Shawn Kemp was there). I did a bunch of stuff for the PR Department and one day I was filing a bunch of stuff in the office and I came across the Player Questionnaires that they have each new player fill out when they are acquired. It gives them some stupid personal info to include in the media guide and for the announcers and what not. Anyway, on Shawn Kemp's questionnaire under hobbies it said, "girls". And my personal favorite – under favorite breakfast he listed, "girls".

Classic.

As always, feel free to let me know if I missed anyone.

ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDS

THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
UPDATE - Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women last time. Supposedly up to 11 kids by 9 women now. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning. Might also explain why he nearly played with an Italian team late in 2008.
Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
UNCONFIRMED - Dominique Wilkins - reportedly played so long in the NBA because, according to a Magic front office employee, he was paying money on 20 paternity suits. Any further confirmation would be awesome.

THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
NEW MEMBER - Scott Skiles - At least 6 kids, possibly more.
Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
Oscar De La Hoya - 4 kids (courtesy of Fark)
Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.

THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies. Not sure what he's done since in Baltimore, but I can take a guess.
Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well. Supposedly had those three all in one year.

THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
Dwight Howard
Walter Herrmann
Peja Stojakovic
Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
NHL player Richard Zednik
Mike Miller
Marvin Harrison
Tracy McGrady
NEW MEMBER - Keith Van Horn

THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
Larry Bird
Isiah Thomas
Jim Palmer
Darryl Strawberry
Pete Rose
Tug McGraw

THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
NEW MEMBER - Tom Gordon - Former relief pitcher had three illegitimate kids by age 17.

THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
Elijah Dukes - Impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.
NEW MEMBER - Karl Malone - Got a 13-year-old girl pregnant. Also possibly the world's worst dad.

THE QB KIDS GROUP
Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another.
Tom Brady - the dream baby will one day rule the NFL.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's just a sophomore at West Virginia. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it going Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.

GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
NEW MEMBER - Larry Fitzgerald
NEW MEMBER - Michael Turner
Antawn Jamison
Chipper Jones
DeShawn Stevenson
Cliff Floyd
Mark Messier
Brian Urlacher
Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
Juan Gonzalez
Andre Rison
David Justice
Andruw Jones
Alonzo Spellman
Dave Meggett
Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."
Stephon Marbury
Jason Kidd
Allen Iverson
Latrell Sprewell
Juwan Howard
Kenny Anderson
Scottie Pippen
Hakeem Olajuwon
Patrick Ewing
Randy Johnson

So in other words, the moral of the story is wrap it up tight. Unless you're a professional athlete. Then just do whatever the hell you want.

[4everwarriors]

Bad combination of too much time on your hands and too much money gets your greg in a bad situation.

[wyzgy]

Since topic has shifted to Sean, I will throw in. Our family counts Sean as a friend--he was at our house last month.
. Yes, coke and baby making are in the history, along with a few, relatively minor (by pro athlete standards) law scrapes.
He has been/stayed clean for a long while now, he tried a few comeback plays overseas, and owns Houston property/businesses.
Sean's greatness was lessened, and his ws  life tougher for the demons, but its nice to see he admits most, deals with much of it daily, and his future is brighter.
We will  always be in his corner. .

house-if that is the case and i tend to believe those when a topic(substance abuse) comes up there is no messing around-God bless him.  re:sean's greatness, it will only get better as he lives his life honestly.  rather than continuing on his old path, he saw the destruction of his ways.  people will have more respect for him knowing where he has been and where he is now.  your quote interupted me and for good reason-it took a person like you to reveal the person he has become.  note he hasn't been on talk shows or written books to proclaim his "new found life".  good for him.  my prayers are with him   

[Canadian Dimes]

Houwarrior

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I f you are a friend as you say then why dont you know how to spell his name?

[HouWarrior]

Houwarrior

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I f you are a friend as you say then why dont you know how to spell his name?

lol-- great work sherlock.
As you read--our family considers him a friend--my oldest daughter is the most close with him (assuming such is your business), ...I am used to spelling anyone with such a name as the irish form Sean instead of his Shawn-- I pronounce it correctly in his company and it seems to work. But I realize, on your post I have never written a word of him to another  before, and he would have been mad had I ever addressed a b-day card to him--thanks for the note, and prevention of my potential mistake w/him, in any writings.