Existential Crisis

[StillAWarrior]

All these years I've been living a lie.  As I've planned my entire life around my horoscope -- from timing my investments to choosing a compatible mate -- it was all a cruel hoax.  Now I find out that I'm a Ophiuchus.  WTF is an Ophiuchus?  I certainly hope that Ophiuchuses (Ophiuchai?) are compatible with Aries.  If not, how am I going to break it to my wife?

[🏀]

I certainly hope that Ophiuchuses (Ophiuchai?) are compatible with Aries.  If not, how am I going to break it to my wife?

Sounds like a great opportunity to get a clean break from her.

[StillAWarrior]

Sounds like a great opportunity to get a clean break from her.

I actually laughed out loud.

She's going to be pissed.  I'll have to check the horoscope and see how an Aries will take bad news (although perhaps she will view it differently -- perhaps Aries and Ophiuchus are naturally enemies and she'll be thrilled to be rid of me).

[GGGG]

Hey, apparently its the sign of "wisdom, healing and architecture."  Have you always wanted to be an architect???

[reinko]

Hey, apparently its the sign of "wisdom, healing and architecture."  Have you always wanted to be an architect???

[Coleman]

city planner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCF-DUR0GmU

[reinko]

city planner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCF-DUR0GmU

IT'S CALLED A T-SQUARE!

[Ari Gold]

I'm going to be a little more current with my Reference


Ted Mosby Architect

[🏀]

I'm going to be a little more current with my Reference


Ted Mosby Architect

Current, yes. Good reference, no.

[Ari Gold]

Current, yes. Good reference, no.

That show is Legend.... wait for it... DARY

[mu03eng]

Hate to poop in the drama....but the horoscope only changes for those that believe in sidereal astrology is changed(based on constellations in the sky and typically a believe of eastern cultures).  Most western cultures are seasonally based astrology(tropical) and nothing has changed for them.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?hpt=C2

[WellsstreetWanderer]

I'll just wait for my local astrologer to work it out for me

[Coleman]

Hate to poop in the drama....but the horoscope only changes for those that believe in sidereal astrology is changed(based on constellations in the sky and typically a believe of eastern cultures).  Most western cultures are seasonally based astrology(tropical) and nothing has changed for them.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?hpt=C2

I believe that decision should be left to the states

[🏀]

I'll just wait for my local astrologer to work it out for me

You got one on retainer?

[StillAWarrior]

Hate to poop in the drama....but the horoscope only changes for those that believe in sidereal astrology is changed(based on constellations in the sky and typically a believe of eastern cultures).  Most western cultures are seasonally based astrology(tropical) and nothing has changed for them.

I'm kind of a traditionalist when it comes to my beliefs in crap like this.  I believe deeply in the sidereal astrology, and think that those who believe in the tropical astrology are freaking quack, nutjobs who will buy any load of snake oil some new-age "tropical" charlatan is peddling.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

why is everyone surprised?  shouldn't the stars have told them this change was coming?

[GGGG]

I'm kind of a traditionalist when it comes to my beliefs in crap like this.  I believe deeply in the sidereal astrology, and think that those who believe in the tropical astrology are freaking quack, nutjobs who will buy any load of snake oil some new-age "tropical" charlatan is peddling.

It was funnier when you called them heretics.

[StillAWarrior]

It was funnier when you called them heretics.

I guess the lesson here is leave well enough alone.  If only astrologists followed that advice.