Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?

[mr.MUskie]

http://www.nbcchicago.com/around-town/events/Party-at-D-Wades-B-day-Bash-113469944.html

[Doris Burkes Thong]

I'll be there with Tim Maymon and the rest of the posse.

[warthog-driver]

The Bronzed Beast of Bloomington will be arriving at the Alhambra Palace on his ATV, kitted out in formal Karate wear

[77ncaachamps]

The Bronzed Beast of Bloomington will be arriving at the Alhambra Palace on his ATV, kitted out in formal Karate wear

"Bronzed Beast of Bloomington" BBB...lol
Or..."Tanned Solo"


Man, your post makes me want to bust out in...

HAIKU!

Tanned Solo arrives
Indiana shorts in tow
For door prizes: SWAG!

[warthog-driver]

"Tanned Solo arrives
Indiana shorts in tow
For door prizes: SWAG!

The Land of Promise
Oh for Four in the Big Ten
It's Indiana

[warthog-driver]

Tanned Solo arrives
Indiana shorts in tow
For door prizes: SWAG!

Tanned Solo Above
Candy Assed Striped Pants He Wore
White Butt Cheeks Below

[77ncaachamps]

"I made him a star.
Come to Indiana...please?
Help me save my job!"

[warthog-driver]

"I made him a star.
Come to Indiana...please?
Help me save my job!"

his job was in doubt
smarmy charlatan exposed
send in jack harbaugh

[77ncaachamps]

If he gets fired
He can always work for Jim
Even Jack or John

[77ncaachamps]

As more losses mount,
Hoosier Hysteria halts
But he keeps clapping.

[warthog-driver]

employment now gone
a reduction in lifestyle
will joanie depart

[warthog-driver]

betrayer of trust
pronounced lack of character
you sir are no Al

[warthog-driver]

a very dark soul
the Bronzed Beast of Bloomington
his skin also lies

[leever]

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.

Just sayin.............

[warthog-driver]

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.

Just sayin.............

Ah, so desu ka? Nihong o hanashimasuka? Yo ku yu yo, gaijin...

[Tommy Brice for Coach]

employment now gone
a reduction in lifestyle
will joanie depart

OH MAN! It's been too long since Warthog's Haikus...

[leever]

Seriously?

Please, not hanashimasuka!

[warthog-driver]

As more losses mount,
Hoosier Hysteria halts
But he keeps clapping.

a very long time
to not savor victory
a perfect record

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Seriously?

Please, not hanashimasuka!

I think I smoked hanashimasuka in college.  (please tell me that that's not Japanese for dick or something.)

[warthog-driver]

I think I smoked hanashimasuka in college.  (please tell me that that's not Japanese for dick or something.)

You may be confusing this with Manatuska's finest? Alaskan Thunderfrick is world renowned...

[Lennys Tap]

The Bronzed Beast arrives
In battle regalia
Red IU short pants

[leever]

Waiting patiently for someone to work "urinator" into an II,II haiku.

[Lennys Tap]

Waiting patiently for someone to work "urinator" into an II,II haiku.

Marquette's number three
World renowned urinator
Lifts leg on TC

[warthog-driver]

Waiting patiently for someone to work "urinator" into an II,II haiku.

Incessant clapping
the Urinator takes aim
Bronzed skin turned yellow

[4everwarriors]

I think I smoked hanashimasuka in college.  (please tell me that that's not Japanese for dick or something.)

It actually translates to Easter basket grass.