Rachel Uchitel

[jaybilaswho?]

After listening to Steve Czaben talking about this on Bob and Brian this morning, I was curious to know what this board thinks.

[reinko]

After listening to Steve Czaben talking about this on Bob and Brian this morning, I was curious to know what this board thinks.

Thread is kinda useless with out a picture...

[StillAWarrior]

There's (at least) two kinds of hot:

1) Walking into a supermarket, restaurant or a business meeting and seeing someone and thinking, "wow she's hot."
2) The level of hotness that I'd expect to see with a billionaire professional athlete.

Uchitel is definitely hot in the first sense, but probably not the second.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

You also have to factor in that a) Tiger's wife IMO is infinitely "hotter" and b) Uchitel is hot AND trashy. She's somebody to want to bang, not somebody you'd want to "settle down" with. Huge difference, in my opinion. Also, it wasn't just Uchitel who broke up his marriage. That's for damn sure.

[LON]

She's 100x better than that man Alex Rodriguez was caught with.

That said, she probably tastes like herpes.

[reinko]

She's 100x better than that man Alex Rodriguez was caught with.

That said, she probably tastes like herpes.

If you think she is bad, how about this bow wow Steve Phillips was caught with.

[Lighthouse 84]

Wow!  I wouldn't hit that with your d@*@....

[martyconlonontherun]

No, not hot at all. Would probably turn it down if given the opportunity.

[MUBurrow]

i voted yes and yes because i wanted to vote no and yes.  but it wasnt an option.

[jaybilaswho?]

i voted yes and yes because i wanted to vote no and yes.  but it wasnt an option.

thought about including that option, but kinda thought the first question was a requisite for the second... I guess once I am married I will think differently?

[ChicosBailBonds]

Meat Curtains

[4everwarriors]

From all indications, Ms. Uchitel apparently has a wonderful personality and is likely to be a wonderful, caring wife and mother.

[NavinRJohnson]

I'm with marty conlon...perhaps setting the enhanced lips aside, is this even a real question?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

dudes dig the camel toe.

4never digs the man-toe.

[MUEng92]

Of the 16% of wives who would be left according to the survey, how many are the plastic variety you order through the mail and how many are the actual living breathing kind?

[wildbillsb]

But, but, but, Rachel U is not an average man..

[77ncaachamps]

Yes and No.

And I'm not even married.

Damn Catholic guilt...

[ChicosBailBonds]

dudes dig the camel toe.

4never digs the man-toe.

I believe you mean Moose Knuckles

[MUBurrow]

Of the 16% of wives who would be left according to the survey, how many are the plastic variety you order through the mail and how many are the actual living breathing kind?

... busted... im not married...

[wyzgy]

No, not hot at all. Would probably turn it down if given the opportunity.

kind of like a corvette, not real practical to own, but would love to drive it around for a week or so...

[martyconlonontherun]

kind of like a corvette, not real practical to own, but would love to drive it around for a week or so...

Or have a Toyota for work and just keep this in the garage for a Sunday drive?

[john_cocktoasten]

kind of like a corvette, not real practical to own, but would love to drive it around for a week or so...

CAMEL-TOE

[NersEllenson]

On a hotness scale, I personally find Rachel HOTTER than Elin.  I've seen plenty of pictures of Elin where she just looks really blah, pale, etc.   Thought Elin was hot 8 years ago, but she really doesn't seem to be aging very well.  Just my opinion, but I've always been a bigger fan of brunettes/olive skinned girls than the blonde/blues.