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VegasWarrior77

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Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:00:57 PM »
http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/03/post-292.html.php

The local sports talk guys in Vegas played "Dickie V" a few weeks back.  I think these Oregon doctors started this a couple years ago.
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2010, 11:01:58 PM »
Great idea!  I'm def gonna have to try that
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2010, 11:17:44 PM »
The Clinic of Urology (in MKE) is running the same promo on 540 ESPN.  They throw in a pizza and 2 litre od soda... seriously!
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 11:19:51 PM »
this is hilarious
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 11:25:21 PM »
Of course this only works if the remainder of the family that you HAVE produced so far actually LEAVES and doesn't climb all over you all weekend. Thus proving exactly why you wanted to have the procedure done IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2010, 11:34:03 PM »
Quote from: WxWarrior on March 14, 2010, 11:17:44 PM
The Clinic of Urology (in MKE) is running the same promo on 540 ESPN.  They throw in a pizza and 2 litre od soda... seriously!

There are a lot of others doing it now.  The Oregon doctors include a recovery kit that includes a t-shirt, cooler and bag of peas for those "tender moments"!
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 08:22:28 AM »
Well, I don't need an excuse or a vasectomy.....I'm retired.
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 08:32:04 AM »
I am living proof that this is an excellent strategy.  Let your wife know that the recovery time is 3-4 days and that you must not be climbed upon.  And that you are doing this for her.  She will be grateful and you can watch 4 days of wall-to-wall ball.
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 08:37:36 AM »
Damn it.  Had mine year's ago, and not during March Madness. 
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 08:44:53 AM »
Very painful when they remove the tape from my chest.
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Re: Here's how you can get off work & watch the first two rounds - guaranteed!
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 08:56:45 AM »
I did it for real in March Madness 96 after my 4th child.  She left me alone for the weekend with a 12 pack, the remote and my vile of pills.  I have been asking the doctor to state, officially to my wife, that it reconnected and needs to be snipped again. I am dead serious.
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