hilarious.. this'll send everyone running to check under their beds now

[spiral97]

read from the bottom up..

http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

[bs4173]

took me a bit to figure out what he meant, but that's hilarious! guy must be british ("stitched me up something rotten," "on his stag-do," "behaviour")

[rocky_warrior]

Wow, less than a week into marriage, and they've already gain > 1lb each

[ZiggysFryBoy]

ZFB doesn't need such a contraption.  That's what the Richter Scale is for.