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Author Topic: No mercy in the monkey dojo!  (Read 2516 times)

Cooby Snacks

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No mercy in the monkey dojo!
« on: December 18, 2009, 09:48:32 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

Clearly this is the best news story of the millennium thus far.  The more difficult question: is this the best news story in all of history?
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Josey Wales

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Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 09:55:15 AM »
"it was better than a bruce lee film"

lol
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MU Chi_IL

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Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 11:21:43 AM »
This killed me, it might be one of the best news stories of all time.
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soloWarrior

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Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 11:44:14 AM »
the Asian monkeys are well known for their fighting prowess...
they've been give'n out beat-downs in India for years.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7055625.stm
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ZiggysFryBoy

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Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 12:32:45 PM »
Somewhere, somehow, there is a Tom Crean joke here.
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IAmMarquette

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Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2009, 03:16:48 PM »
"Yeah. Karate monkey. Much safer."
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