Animal Attacks

[Uncle Rico]

I have
I have no issue being attacked unprovoked.  But my suggestion to you and all Scoopers would be to tread extremely lightly with the 🦬 🦬 🦬 🦬 population. They deserve tremendous respect and admiration and have been terribly mistreated for over 150 yrs.  This was unfortunate but there are signs everywhere for a reason and they were too close.  Again, 35 mph + 3000 lbs = don't fk with us.  It's not that difficult to comprehend.

I could take a bison easy

[GB Warrior]

Imagine how high that bison could have tossed Muggsy

Saw the guy got sent 8 feet, so at least two Muggsys

[MU82]

I could take a bison easy

pawz

(Sorry, Unk, I had to.)

[MuggsyB]

It was very unfortunate.  I didn't realize the distance he was away if what I'm reading is accurate.  But that 25 yrd distance rule needs to be amended and fines need to be in the 10K range for Tourons.  This guy appears to have had bad timing with the truck aggravating the 🦬. Hopefully he recovers.  Fortunately his grandson was spared. 

[MuggsyB]

I could take a bison easy

You would be eliminated within 2 secs. Wake up and deal with reality.

[GB Warrior]

You would be eliminated within 2 secs. Wake up and deal with realty.

I'm with Rico
https://x.com/ochocinco/status/2076353281530413400?s=46

[MuggsyB]

I'm with Rico
https://x.com/ochocinco/status/2076353281530413400?s=46

The Bison would snuff both of you out very, very, quickly.  You'd be crapping your pants with no ability to move laterally.  They're faster than Usain Bolt people. Wake up and have some respect. 

[Uncle Rico]

You would be eliminated within 2 secs. Wake up and deal with reality.

I'm carry a weapon on me at all times like the constitution says I have to.  Bang, bang.  Dead bison.  Next.

[GB Warrior]

I'm carry a weapon on me at all times like the constitution says I have to.  Bang, bang.  Dead bison.  Next.

Great point. I've killed a bison before. Oregon Trail. I imagine it's the same.

[The Sultan]

If grandpa had a gun, like he should have, he wouldn't be in the hospital and could've fed his family for months.

[MuggsyB]

Great point. I've killed a bison before. Oregon Trail. I imagine it's the same.

Uh-Huh. 

[Scoop Snoop]

I just searched for recipes for buffalo meat, not expecting to find many. Wow, was I wrong!

I think that the tribes that once lived in the area should hunt down that nasty buffalo on horseback and take him out via bow and arrows. 

[GB Warrior]

I just searched for recipes for buffalo meat, not expecting to find many. Wow, was I wrong!

I think that the tribes that once lived in the area should hunt down that nasty buffalo on horseback and take him out via bow and arrows. 

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[MuggsyB]

I just searched for recipes for buffalo meat, not expecting to find many. Wow, was I wrong!

I think that the tribes that once lived in the area should hunt down that nasty buffalo on horseback and take him out via bow and arrows. 

🦬 have come back tremendously strong.  They went from like 5.5 mill to under 1000.  They are back to + 500K because of outstanding people helping their preservation.  Mocking or besmirching the 🦬 population is an illustration of unusual poor humor and character. 

[GB Warrior]

499k too high for these killing machines

[muwarrior69]

I just searched for recipes for buffalo meat, not expecting to find many. Wow, was I wrong!

I think that the tribes that once lived in the area should hunt down that nasty buffalo on horseback and take him out via bow and arrows. 

My favorite is buffalo wings.