Vogue: Milwaukee is Cool

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Here's a nice little nugget of wisdom for all y'all to ponder:

There's no such thing as "cold."  Cold doesn't actually exist.  Cold is merely a descriptor for a relative lack of heat.  Heat is something.  Heat exists.

So when you complain about cold, you're really complaining about wanting more of something you don't have (and never will if you don't get off your keyster), which is pretty much tantamount to being an envious, ungrateful, petulant 3-year old in a playroom full of toys.

Which also probably explains why there's no shortage of generosity, kindness and gratitude in Minnesota.

Minnesota Nice is about as "nice" as it comes.  Makes South Dakota Nice seem out right New York-ish.

[MU82]

The first time I saw that beer, their slogan was "One just isn't enough".

That idea is old.

When I was a kid ...

Schaeffer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one.

Schaeffer's pleasure doesn't fade even when your thirst is done.

The most rewarding flavor in this man's world, for people who are having fun,

Schaeffer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one!

[4everwarriors]

Be wiser, buy Geiser-----potato chips, hey?

[muwarrior69]

Schlitz the beer that made Milwaukee famous, Schmidts beer ( a local Philly beer) parodied that slogan with Schmidts the beer that made Milwaukee jealous.

[Benny B]

Schlitz the beer that made Milwaukee famous, Schmidts beer ( a local Philly beer) parodied that slogan with Schmidts the beer that made Milwaukee jealous.

The same Schmidts that was made famous by an MU alum?

[Golden Avalanche]

Minnesota Nice is about as "nice" as it comes.  Makes South Dakota Nice seem out right New York-ish.

Minnesota Nice is a marketing ploy for people to avoid pointing out the citizenry's severe passive aggressiveness.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Minnesota Nice is a marketing ploy for people to avoid pointing out the citizenry's severe passive aggressiveness.

This

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Minnesota Nice is a marketing ploy for people to avoid pointing out the citizenry's severe passive aggressiveness.

I worked with those mofos for 3 1/2 yrs,  I know MN Nice.

[tower912]

If JB is an example of Minnesota nice.....

[The Lens]

Here's a nice little nugget of wisdom for all y'all to ponder:

There's no such thing as "cold."  Cold doesn't actually exist.  Cold is merely a descriptor for a relative lack of heat.  Heat is something.  Heat exists.

So when you complain about cold, you're really complaining about wanting more of something you don't have (and never will if you don't get off your keyster), which is pretty much tantamount to being an envious, ungrateful, petulant 3-year old in a playroom full of toys.

I like the Norwegian outlook:

"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD WEATHER, ONLY BAD CLOTHES"

Once you've properly invested in winter clothing, it can become a magical season.

[Dr. Blackheart]

It's going to work out perfect for us Lenny.  Chick will need to be honest on our taxes with 6 months plus 1 day in Nevada.   

There's an app for that...

https://www.google.com/amp/www.orlandosentinel.com/business/technology/os-bz-taxbird-app-20180123-story,amp.html

[dgies9156]

Agree 100% - as long as we stipulate that "winter" in Beertown begins on Halloween Labor Day and ends on Mother's Independence Day.

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