Darius F'n Johnson-F'n-Odom

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We will have new nicknames for this year's guys.  I love calling Crowder "the Predator," partly because I still love that movie.

Crowder with some shoulder mounted rockets would be the tits.

[Niv Berkowitz]

It won't be DJO.  The story:

Jimmy F*ckin Butler^tm was patented during JFB's sophomore year, when he first started getting PT.  ZFFB and a buddy were at Wilson's in Madison watching a game on a Tuesday night.  JFB was getting offensive rebounds and put-backs like a madman, and my buddy says to me "I don't know who this Jimmy F*cking Butler guy is, but he's pretty good."  Thus, a legend was born.

I don't see any new f*ckin's on this team this year.  I think it might be good to retire it.

Wiki this sh!t, somebody.

Agreed. Also, it helps with the two syllables in the first name. Sounds better.

I'm optimistic we one day get Vander effing Blue.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Agreed. Also, it helps with the two syllables in the first name. Sounds better.

I'm optimistic we one day get Vander effing Blue.

I think the first "f*ckin" might have been Niv "F*ckin" Berkowitz.  As in "what the f*ck was I4 thinking when he got this Niv "F*ckin" Berkowitz guy."

[MUMac]

I think the first "f*ckin" might have been Niv "F*ckin" Berkowitz.  As in "what the f*ck was I4 thinking when he got this Niv "F*ckin" Berkowitz guy."

I thought the first "F*ckin" was whomever Kevin O'Neill was addressing, no?

[Henry Sugar]

for nicknames, we are calling Davante Gardner The Force of Nature.

As in, Gardner is an unstoppable Force of Nature.

[Lennys Tap]

for nicknames, we are calling Davante Gardner The Force of Nature.

As in, Gardner is an unstoppable Force of Nature.

I like it. The last "force" we had (George "Brute Force" Thompson) ended up with his jersey hanging in the rafters.