Marquette Haiku Thread

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

Midget Bar Beckons
Spaniel with Short Tail Sir
Frank Herald serves up
(RIP)

[TVDirector]

Seven-foot recruits
enroll at mid-semester
my alarm clock rings.

[Skatastrophy]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[Warriors4ever]

Jeronne wished to go
Loyal others pick up slack
Now must be Warriors.

[warthog-driver]

our beloved team
has had a tough go of it
rain clouds bring new life

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

I wanna love Buzz
Jury's out. Won with Crean's guys.
It's show time now, Coach.

MU's dream season
No injuries, 9 BEAST wins.
April in New York

Depth is a problem
Players are hurt or Maymon.
Bench looks like "Hoosiers."

Sad from Badger loss
Rivalries bring out the worst
Let's pound the Irish

Student Section sucks
We blacked out more years ago
but how do I recall?

Darkest before dawn
It could be a long season
Alcohol cures all.

[MUpride06]

Favorite player's Dwight
tries to play just like A.I.
least he looks the part

[MUpride06]

West VA to start,
then 'Nova twice in 1 week?
That's "SHENANIGANS!!!"

[Tigidal]

Art Smart laid a fart
Below the whole machine apart
Farts kill all machines

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

Recession hits hard
Milwaukee tanning salons'
profits are way down

"Ring out Ahoya"
Doesn't have too many words
Eleven total.

Things look bad now but,
Remember C-USA?
SLU and Tulane. Yikes.

[MUpride06]

all my sports teams suck
Falcons, Braves & Bulldogs too
f__k my g_dd_mn life

[MUpride06]

MARQUETTE ROCKS!!! MARQUETTE
ROCKS!!! MARQUETTE ROCKS!!! MARQUETTE ROCKS!!!
oh, and MARQUETTE ROCKS!!!

[4everwarriors]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal.

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

Times are tough these days
At least we're not Shorewood State
stuck playing Wright State.

Christmas warms my heart
The only part that bugs me
Claus wears red not gold

Last March I'm certain
We'd have won against Mizzou
If 'Zar had small feet

Easy to find guards
True fives are more elusive
Like in a sketch bar

[AZWarrior]

To recap Haiku
Three lines and some syllables
Five Seven and Five

Three lines are OK
Five seven five too much limit
Marquette Haikus can have fewer or more syllables because they're our Haikus dammit

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

Three lines are OK
Five seven five too much limit
Marquette Haikus can have fewer or more syllables because they're our Haikus dammit

AZWarrior,
Stick to the Haiku rules
Not open mic night.

[MUpride06]

Badgers are like girls--
brains a third the size of ours.
scientific FACT.

[Josey Wales]

Badgers are like girls--
brains a third the size of ours.
scientific FACT.

lols

[AZWarrior]

AZWarrior,
Stick to the Haiku rules
Not open mic night.

Your second line has
Six syllables not seven
Kettle calls pot black

[MUpride06]

Your second line has
Six syllables not seven
Kettle calls pot black

Forgive me, AZ--
but when you use the word "black",
don't you mean "Mbao?"

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

True that, good AZ
My time at SLU Law gave me
Southern dialect.

[warthog-driver]

ring out ahoya
a peculiar song at best
numen flumenque

[MUpride06]

Tom Crean and Rick P,
Garcia, Smith, Gaines and Bo--
Dudes I wanna punch.


(Hard.)


(Sorry, notkirk.)

[MUpride06]

Any shot, you think,
of Wade and 'Bron teaming up
come this summertime?

[PBRme]

Marquette Block Party
Annual September Fun
Where Beer Once Was Free