Marquette Haiku Thread

[Henry Sugar]

Expanding the meme
But lost in some other posts
Marquette Haiku Thread?

Moderator merge?
Many haikus into one
Combine all the joy

Lazar shoots too much
Efficiency worst in three years
Please pass the damn ball

Butler's got some game
Efficiency is off the charts
Maybe pass to him

Buzz must realize
No chance Marquette will compete
Play the young players

Williams and Mbao
Could they possibly be worse
Than point guard Cubey?

Time to find out now
Growing pains build for future
Learn out on the court

[Hards Alumni]

I agree with you
Youth must play for future's sake
Use the whole bench Buzz

[Henry Sugar]

I am idiot
Incorrectly edited
Hang my head in shame

To recap Haiku
Three lines and some syllables
Five Seven and Five

If you are in doubt
Always trust the Internets
Wikipedia

[warthog-driver]

I agree with you
Youth must play for future's sake
Use the whole bench Buzz

needless distraction
addition through subtraction
time to refocus

[mu03eng]

Epic concept launched
Japanese poetry saves
fan base from Hari Kari

[CrazyEcho]

Is this Rochambo?
I hope not
Leave, smelly hippies

[CrazyEcho]

Used to think Wart Hog Driver
needlessly Verbose 
confirmed, but like him more now

[warthog-driver]

beguiling rhyme
safe haven from the maymon
tale of betrayal

[Henry Sugar]

Last year was easy
Coaching Amigos and Zar
How will Buzz coach now?

[Jam Chowder]

Is this Rochambo?
I hope not
Leave, smelly hippies

Beauty in structure
Busy squirrel absorbed sees not
Form is the essence

[warthog-driver]

Last year was easy
Coaching Amigos and Zar
How will Buzz coach now?

the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony

[Josey Wales]

the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony

wow good one. did you make that one up?

[MU B2002]

wow good one. did you make that one up?

No, Warthog Classic
Was written in the cockpit
Such a clever man.

[thekahoona]

No, Warthog Classic
Was written in the cockpit
Such a clever man.

pilot in cockpit
writing haiku not flying
sleeping in the dirt

[Henry Sugar]

the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony

Tough punch in the mouth
Junior Chris and now J-May
Can Buzz take a hit?

As Buzz likes to say
"character will be revealed"
And to the fans too

[warthog-driver]

pilot in cockpit
writing haiku not flying
sleeping in the dirt

screaming through the sky
processing so much at once
fighter pilot's life

[AlumKCof93]

Now bench time over
Ewill looks to Feast on BEast
Let wild Rumpus Start

[thekahoona]

screaming through the sky
processing so much at once
fighter pilot's life

brother is airborne
in iraq he loved warthogs
kept infantry safe

[warthog-driver]

warriors prepare
the silence before battle
mordant destiny

[warthog-driver]

brother is airborne
in iraq he loved warthogs
kept infantry safe

deep abiding love
the ungainly pig above
the soldier's best friend

[Glocced and Loaded]

so many haikus
reading everything in verse
brain in need of rest

[mu03eng]

What contreception
Those winged warriors do use
Personality

[Dr. Blackheart]

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[AlumKCof93]

What genius display
This haiku performance thread
Absurd Language Art

[PBRme]

Tonights Makers Toast
MU lands Two Six Ten Posts
Then Sweet whiskey reign