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Started by muwarrior69, May 19, 2017, 08:57:45 PM

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mikekinsellaMVP

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on May 25, 2017, 11:56:44 AM
LOL.

On the topic of double entendres, here's a story:

My wife and I honeymooned in Ireland and one city we visited was Galway.  We read our travel book on the train to learn more about the city. It said, "Galway is known for their hookers. Every October the city hosts a renowned hooker festival, where hookers come from all over the world."

Turns out a hooker is a type of boat.  It's a boat festival.

Reminds me of my visit to Boston.  I understand Joseph Hooker was a Civil War hero, but people gotta have some sense of context.


Skitch

Quote from: StillAWarrior on May 25, 2017, 01:22:44 PM
As I started reading that, I thought it might be revealing a completely new meaning to "Galway Girl" -- a song on Ed Sheeran's new album.  Don't judge me...I have three teenage daughters.  And anyone familiar with "The A Team" from his first album knows that his songs can have unexpected -- and dark -- meanings.  I said don't judge me.

No teenage daughters here and I love that goofy ginger bastard.  This is a safe place.

StillAWarrior

Quote from: Skitch on May 25, 2017, 05:29:00 PM
No teenage daughters here and I love that goofy ginger bastard.  This is a safe place.

Well, now I feel safe enough to say that if my daughters needed a ride to the Sheeran concert, I might be willing to take them.  But only out of a sense of fatherly duty.  And I might or might not be a little disappointed that tickets were sold out so fast that I didn't get an opportunity to make that sacrifice for them.  Don't.  Judge.  Me.
Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.