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Author Topic: Scoop Alumni Award Winners  (Read 4321 times)

Eldon

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2016, 12:46:40 PM »
When does the magazine come?  It seems to arrive at my house completely randomly.  I have been ignoring the 414-288-XXX phone calls so maybe the struck me from the mailing list :(

jsglow

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2016, 12:53:14 PM »
Well done! I won't make the magazine until I hit the "In Memoriam" section.

Pretty much what I said on FB.

Or WORSE,  another baby!

4everwarriors

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2016, 12:55:41 PM »
Tyler, is dat you, hey?
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warriorchick

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2016, 01:00:00 PM »
Tyler, is dat you, hey?

Oh, 4never......your streak remains unbroken......
Have some patience, FFS.

4everwarriors

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2016, 01:03:50 PM »
Hey, to ya and da Mr. a sincere congrats on da recognition and generosity. Way ta represent, hey?
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

Benny B

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2016, 01:50:58 PM »
Pretty much what I said on FB.

Or WORSE,  another baby!

Open Letter to Glow & Chick Jrs.:

You see how your dad put "worse" in all caps.  Think about that. 

By the way, less than 60 shopping days until Father's Day.  Better get going.

Sincerely,

Benny
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

warriorchick

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2016, 02:30:20 PM »
Open Letter to Glow & Chick Jrs.:

You see how your dad put "worse" in all caps.  Think about that. 

By the way, less than 60 shopping days until Father's Day.  Better get going.

Sincerely,

Benny

Why would they think it is bad that we don't want another kid?  Splits the inheritance up 3 ways instead of 2.
Have some patience, FFS.

ChitownSpaceForRent

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2016, 02:33:00 PM »
Why would they think it is bad that we don't want another kid?  Splits the inheritance up 3 ways instead of 2.

Ha, why do I get the feeling thats something Chick jr. has said at least once.

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2016, 03:17:03 PM »
Why would they think it is bad that we don't want another kid?  Splits the inheritance up 3 ways instead of 2.

Sounds like your kids think like mine.

mu03eng

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2016, 03:51:28 PM »
Sounds like your kids think like mine.

I've told my parents more than once to watch how they spend my inheritance as I get to decide where they spend their senile years.
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2016, 08:41:08 PM »
Well done! I won't make the magazine until I hit the "In Memoriam" section.

I pay big bucks to keep my name OUT of print.  Welcome to the Underboard.

Benny B

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2016, 11:47:12 PM »
Why would they think it is bad that we don't want another kid?  Splits the inheritance up 3 ways instead of 2.

Worse yet, the horrible older kids who caused their parents to resent having children get nothing and everything ends up going to the child no one wanted. 

Seems like they made a movie about that somewhere.
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

Lennys Tap

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2016, 11:48:13 PM »
Congratulations Glow, congratulations Chick! You've done Scoop Nation proud!

jsglow

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2016, 07:51:54 AM »
I've told my parents more than once to watch how they spend my inheritance as I get to decide where they spend their senile years.

Just be nice to Owen on your next diaper change brother.  Cause nothing in life is permanent.

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2016, 12:32:26 PM »
Just be nice to Owen on your next diaper change brother.  Cause nothing in life is permanent.

Isn't Navy married? Why would he be changing a diaper?


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warriorchick

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2016, 12:35:40 PM »
Isn't Navy married? Why would he be changing a diaper?

I am sure one reason is that Navy would like to continue to have marital relations with Mrs. Navy.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2016, 01:06:55 PM by warriorchick »
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2016, 01:03:13 PM »
Is that what y'all call it in Carol Stream, hey?
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Re: Scoop Alumni Award Winners
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2016, 01:14:45 PM »
Isn't Navy married? Why would he be changing a diaper?

Keefe discretion is the better part of valor here. Mrs. Navy had a momentary lapse in judgement hitching her wagon to me, I shall not compound that punishment by making her do all the work.
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."