What's coming in the iPhone 11 ...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8647084/iphone-11-features-foldable-screen-triple-camera-fart-sensor/
Built-in fart sensor
One Apple patent reveals a specialised sensor that would turn the gadget into a poisonous gas detector – which could potentially even sniff out pongy farts.
However, it's more likely to be used for safety, protecting users against deadly gases.
A powerful sensor loaded into the handset would set off an alarm if carbon monoxide or other gases in a room reach dangerous levels.
My prediction is that guys will use it for bragging rights as who has the worst ones.
Soon, they will buy Tesla.
Should I be selling my Apple stock?
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?
You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?
Not going to happen, just rampant speculation.
Quote from: Jockey on March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM
You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?
Still kicking myself for it.
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?
If it has a fart monitor, wchick is correct above ... go long Chipotle and Pizza Hut.
Quote from: tower912 on March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
Soon, they will buy Tesla.
I didn't believe it until I saw it (er, rather heard it). So Tesla has software engineers getting paid to install fart sounds in its vehicles. I hate to admit it, but I did laugh. Imagine how easy it would be to embarrass your teen-aged kids.
Stock is stormin' back. Glad I bought more when it was on sale!