News crews at the Al as we speak. Speculation from inside is they are there to see Henry.
Which stations? Channel 6 was doing a weekly segement with Wojo so it could involve that...
Remember when news crews showed up to the Al during #ShakaWatch and then MU just announced the date of the awards banquet or whatever. What a freakin roller coaster.
Is Drumpf at the Al shooting some post-TH hoops?
Quote from: RKMU123 on March 30, 2016, 08:57:54 AM
Remember when news crews showed up to the Al during #ShakaWatch and then MU just announced the date of the awards banquet or whatever. What a freakin roller coaster.
That was my favorite part of the whole #donedeal era, watching the media fall all over themselves to report first on an internet rumor on live TV.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 08:51:39 AM
News crews at the Al as we speak. Speculation from inside is they are there to see Henry.
Comedy Sportz is coming back?
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 08:51:39 AM
News crews at the Al as we speak. Speculation from inside is they are there to see Henry.
A news crew at the Al is breaking news?
Remember when Ch 6 actually reported Shaka a done deal? What a mess.
Quote from: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2016, 09:26:53 AM
A news crew at the Al is breaking news?
In the off season, with nothin' better to do than speculate, speculate, speculate, HELL YA!!!
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 08:51:39 AM
News crews at the Al as we speak. Speculation from inside is they are there to see Henry.
Well? Did they see him? Do we have 6 more weeks of winter?
I thought Henry had left school and was working out in Florida :o ::)
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on March 30, 2016, 09:50:47 AM
I thought Henry had left school and was working out in Florida :o ::)
Last I heard he has been gowne for like 5 months
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That boat gif is solid. They got roughed up.
Quote from: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2016, 09:26:53 AM
A news crew at the Al is breaking news?
Maybe Trump and Cruz are shooting hoops
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Quote from: jficke13 on March 30, 2016, 10:04:39 AM
That boat gif is solid. They got roughed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp50CSUKBbc
So where's the awards banquet going to be this year?
Quote from: Howard's Eagle on March 30, 2016, 10:14:31 AM
So where's the awards banquet going to be this year?
At the BC again on 4/14.
Quote from: Nukem2 on March 30, 2016, 10:17:00 AM
At the BC again on 4/14.
Can't tell if you missed the joke....or if you are continuing it
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It is breaking slowly.
McDonald's All Start game ESPN 9 ET tonight in case you forgot.
Quote from: Loose Cannon on March 30, 2016, 10:39:49 AM
McDonald's All Start game ESPN 9 ET tonight in case you forgot.
It would only be right for Henry to stay one more year since he deprived us of a performance in the McD AA last year.
Quote from: Loose Cannon on March 30, 2016, 10:39:49 AM
McDonald's All Start game ESPN 9 ET tonight in case you forgot.
The news crew got lost on the way to the United Center?
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 30, 2016, 10:41:47 AM
It would only be right for Henry to stay one more year since he deprived us of a performance in the McD AA last year.
Agreed. I had tix and was super bummed that he ended up unable to play.
Quote from: PTM on March 30, 2016, 10:09:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp50CSUKBbc
Never seen the full video, that's amazing. At lease they got a sweet video.
Latest update.....the crew seems to be more in stalking mode, waiting for Henry to show up.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 10:49:14 AM
Latest update.....the crew seems to be more in stalking mode, waiting for Henry to show up.
Are they in Florida?
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 30, 2016, 10:58:33 AM
Are they in Florida?
In fairness, Henry can get from Florida to Milwaukee in 2-3 hours.
Quote from: Loose Cannon on March 30, 2016, 10:39:49 AM
McDonald's All Start game ESPN 9 ET tonight in case you forgot.
I thought only 5 players per side could start.
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 30, 2016, 11:00:13 AM
In fairness, Henry can get from Florida to Milwaukee in 2-3 hours.
I dunno. I heard it gets tough to get down to the southeast when it's near the Masters.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 10:49:14 AM
Latest update.....the crew seems to be more in stalking mode, waiting for Henry to show up.
I once stalked a girl on Marquette's campus. Thank God news crews didn't show up.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 10:49:14 AM
Latest update.....the crew seems to be more in stalking mode, waiting for Henry to show up.
For a press conference?
Quote from: WarriorPride68 on March 30, 2016, 11:17:48 AM
For a press conference?
More like pressing for a conference.
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 30, 2016, 11:18:30 AM
More like pressing for a conference.
Or a conference about how to break the press.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 30, 2016, 11:19:34 AM
Or a conference about how to break the press.
Or like our conference pressing forward..........
Quote from: BobWildLoyalist on March 30, 2016, 11:21:35 AM
Or like our conference pressing forward..........
Why are we pressing forwards? It is
a guard's game.
Anyone seen wearing a boot?? 8-)
Quote from: MU B2002 on March 30, 2016, 10:48:27 AM
Never seen the full video, that's amazing. At lease they got a sweet video.
Too much machine for the guy
This thread is why I love Scoop.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 11:26:43 AM
This thread is why I love Scoop.
You trollin' or is this actually happening right now?
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Quote from: BobWildLoyalist on March 30, 2016, 11:14:54 AM
I once stalked a girl on Marquette's campus. Thank God news crews didn't show up.
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Breaking: we have video of the lead report for said news crew at the AL
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Quote from: JamilJaeJamailJrJuan on March 30, 2016, 10:39:27 AM
It is breaking slowly.
So more like
bending news?
https://www.youtube.com/e/oMcaj3isWUA
Quote from: PTM on March 30, 2016, 10:09:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp50CSUKBbc
Thank you.
HE stayne!
Gettin the nervous poops!
Heard HE is announcing he's joining the track team eh?
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Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 30, 2016, 11:52:02 AM
Huh? Did you put club soda on it?
Just stating the opposite of gowne.
And I have very good sources that say HE is stayne. Everybody will just have to trust me.
Quote from: MU82 on March 30, 2016, 11:58:03 AM
Just stating the opposite of gowne.
And I have very good sources that say HE is stayne. Everybody will just have to trust me.
That's fair. I heard the opposite from my agent friends, but that was a few weeks ago. Times are a changin, perhaps?
And by any chance do your sources have the last name Ellenson?
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Quote from: MU82 on March 30, 2016, 11:58:03 AM
Just stating the opposite of gowne.
And I have very good sources that say HE is stayne. Everybody will just have to trust me.
::) I hope you're right but I'm not saying I trust you. I'm just saying I don't know whom to believe anymore. All of a sudden everyone in the scoop knows Ellensons aunt. Thought to know since he is currently in Florida training / LA signing an agent.
I have such a fragile heart.
Quote from: MU82 on March 30, 2016, 11:58:03 AM
Just stating the opposite of gowne.
And I have very good sources that say HE is stayne. Everybody will just have to trust me.
MU82 you're a frequent, quality poster on this board. I put a lot of stock into what you say...
What time does this happen???
MU poll to reveal state of presidential primaries, high court race.....
Quote from: MU82 on March 30, 2016, 11:58:03 AM
Just stating the opposite of gowne.
And I have very good sources that say HE is stayne. Everybody will just have to trust me.
Would love for you to be right. I just find it really hard to believe.
Aren't all of MU82 posts 100% sarcastic ?
MU82 right now
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Quote from: MU82 on March 30, 2016, 11:47:05 AM
HE stayne!
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Quote from: PTM on March 30, 2016, 10:09:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp50CSUKBbc
What an idiot that skipper was.
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Is anyone looking at Flighttracker? Keefe, can we get you to HALO in to campus to perform recon on what all the fuss is about at the AL?
Quote from: PTM on March 30, 2016, 10:09:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp50CSUKBbc
1) Trav went down. Hard.
2) coulda had some bustier broads in the boat. Not enough jigglin' for me.
3) Pink was more upset about her broken fingernail than she was about rolling a boat.
4) the go pro was mounted well.
Quote from: barfolomew on March 30, 2016, 12:09:50 PM
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you leave bummerditch cummerbund out of this!
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 30, 2016, 12:10:00 PM
Is anyone looking at Flighttracker? Keefe, can we get you to HALO in to campus to perform recon on what all the fuss is about at the AL?
Probably better for him to do a HAHO so he can come from further away.....don't want MU shooting down the ingress aircraft.
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 30, 2016, 12:09:29 PM
What an idiot that skipper was.
I have to admit, when you said this, and I clicked on the video that said "Seven Person Boat Crash," I thought it was going to be about Gilligan's Island.
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on March 30, 2016, 12:09:17 PM
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Thanks for making me laugh. This might replace Ron Paul as my all-time fave.
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on March 30, 2016, 12:14:39 PM
I have to admit, when you said this, and I clicked on the video that said "Seven Person Boat Crash," I thought it was going to be about Gilligan's Island.
Best deal ever for a three-hour tour....
Quote from: g0lden3agle on March 30, 2016, 11:27:09 AM
You trollin' or is this actually happening right now?
It is/was happening when I posted. I have a good friend who works in the Al that sends me these gems.
Someone go wake up IWB if we are going to re-create Shaka-watch 2014
Me if HE stays:
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Me if HE leaves:
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VCU Boards have anything on this?
Any chance all the crews were around because of the MU Law school poll or something?
That said, I'm proud of the amount of solid breaking news that has been happening here. We've done it scoop: we've broke the news.
Spose if we want to do this right, we need to deploy a Scoop spy at the Nook in RL to see what kinda NBA jersey the Maitre d' is wearing.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 12:17:04 PM
It is/was happening when I posted. I have a good friend who works in the Al that sends me these gems.
Regardless,
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Quote from: GoldenWarrior11 on March 30, 2016, 11:27:23 AM
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The original J-Lo. A delight to see, in her prime.
Quote from: Benny B on March 30, 2016, 12:25:23 PM
Regardless,
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O. M. G.
you got the rare Benny approval stamp Real Chili.....I don't like to throw the term hero around a lot but.....
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Quote from: Les Nessman on March 30, 2016, 12:26:13 PM
The original J-Lo. A delight to see, in her prime.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
I think this thread has achieved full Mbakwe....job well done Scoop, take the rest of the day off
Quote from: mu03eng on March 30, 2016, 12:33:50 PM
I think this thread has achieved full Mbakwe....job well done Scoop, take the rest of the day off
Before my time on here. Someone wanna give me the general rundown?
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Is VCUInsider back???
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Wojo to SMU.
Quote from: PTM on March 30, 2016, 12:43:06 PM
Wojo to SMU.
Don't make me meet you in an A&W off I-94 in Racine to prove who I really am.
I've gotten no work done because I've been refreshing this damn thread.
and yet... Nothing has happened!
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Tonight's lead story:
"Our intern took one of our news vans to the Jimmy John's by Marquette to pick up lunch to see if it really was freaky fast. It wasn't."
I guess we don't need the Scoop meme tournament thread anymore. Everything has been thoroughly covered in here.
Maybe reacting to Bluiett and Reynolds declaring?
http://www.bigeastcoastbias.com/2016/3/30/11330374/bluiett-reynolds-declare-for-the-nba-draft
Neither hired an agent.
Quote from: ChitownSpaceForRent on March 30, 2016, 12:39:17 PM
Before my time on here. Someone wanna give me the general rundown?
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5048.0 (http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5048.0)
Enjoy
Quote from: mu03eng on March 30, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
O. M. G.
you got the rare Benny approval stamp Real Chili.....I don't like to throw the term hero around a lot but.....
I am honored to be recognized by the Scoop king of pork belly.
HE watch 2016!!!
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Quote from: Litehouse on March 30, 2016, 12:55:28 PM
I guess we don't need the Scoop meme tournament thread anymore. Everything has been thoroughly covered in here.
Student section sucks how are they not gathered outside the Al too?
OK now we're good.
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Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 30, 2016, 12:16:56 PM
Best deal ever for a three-hour tour....
https://www.youtube.com/v/a6S4Nev0MlY
The answers you're looking for lie here: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=31777.0
Quote from: T-Bone on March 30, 2016, 01:09:01 PM
The answers you're looking for lie here: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=31777.0
Proud to say I never posted in that thread.
127 pages long... Well done!
Quote from: keefe on March 30, 2016, 01:06:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/v/a6S4Nev0MlY
Can I assume I shouldn't open this at work????
Oh I love the off season on scoop.
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 30, 2016, 11:14:13 AM
I dunno. I heard it gets tough to get down to the southeast when it's near the Masters.
Well done
Student here:
henry will be stayin
Quote from: _hotsy_ on March 30, 2016, 01:32:59 PM
Student here:
henry will be stayin
The still of this photo is disturbing at best. Some might say if it was in a contest of disturbing, it would be the winner that takes it all.
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Quote from: MUMUMUMU on March 30, 2016, 01:32:59 PM
Student here:
henry will be stayin
I believe you. I don't know why but I do.
Quote from: MUMUMUMU on March 30, 2016, 01:32:59 PM
Student here:
henry will be stayin
We have a confirmation from a first time poster. The most accurate kind of confirmation!
Quote from: Howard's Eagle on March 30, 2016, 01:38:40 PM
We have a confirmation from a first time poster. The most accurate kind of confirmation!
I think we should run with it....
Quote from: Howard's Eagle on March 30, 2016, 01:38:40 PM
We have a confirmation from a first time poster. The most accurate kind of confirmation!
just....just go with it! come on!
Quote from: Frenns Liquor Depot on March 30, 2016, 01:39:42 PM
I think we should run with it....
You don't have to ask me twice. I'll start making a shirt design!
Not buying it until Ron Paul says it's so.
Quote from: RKMU123 on March 30, 2016, 01:35:20 PM
I believe you. I don't know why but I do.
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Just so you guys know, an anagram of HE GOWNE is EGO WHEN. And an anagram of HE STAYNE is ASHEN YET. I'm not saying that means anything, but I'm not not saying it either.
So what you're trying to say is.... They're fitting him for a walking boot?
Quote from: ChitownSpaceForRent on March 30, 2016, 01:10:36 PM
Proud to say I never posted in that thread.
Listen, when our new alien overlords show up and as a part of our forced assimilation into their lizard hive mind they ask what the internet and if it's good or bad....I will give them the link that thread and watch their civilization crumble.
How could something that powerful be bad and something to be ashamed of?
Breaking: Image from Fox 6 news crew asking Henry if he is staying
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Quote from: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2016, 01:46:56 PM
Just so you guys know, an anagram of HE GOWNE is EGO WHEN. And an anagram of HE STAYNE is ASHEN YET. I'm not saying that means anything, but I'm not not saying it either.
I noticed the other day that if you re-arrange all the vowels in the word Canada, it still spells Canada. Mind was blown.
Quote from: MUMUMUMU on March 30, 2016, 01:32:59 PM
Student here:
henry will be stayin
My reaction:
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Quote from: Howard's Eagle on March 30, 2016, 01:38:40 PM
We have a confirmation from a first time poster. The most accurate kind of confirmation!
Well it's clearly someone on the team's dad. Inside track knowledge there. Now, to our Boot Watch reporter at Subway:
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 30, 2016, 01:53:50 PM
Well it's clearly someone on the team's dad. Inside track knowledge there. Now, to our Boot Watch reporter at Subway:
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This popped up on Twitter...
ロんドん @R_r_c_from2006 3h3 hours ago View translation
やべえ...Henry Ellensonめっちゃいいぞ、
走れるしボックスうめえし外打てるし。
セルツにほしい（笑）
I have a reliable source that says it means he staying. #DoneDeal
Quote from: Howard's Eagle on March 30, 2016, 01:38:40 PM
We have a confirmation from a first time poster. The most accurate kind of confirmation!
Untainted by the evils of scoop. A virgin.
He's transferring to Valley City State to play with his brother Ellwood #donedeal
Only 5 hours and already 6 pages on this thread. Already way more entertaining than last year's offseason.
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 30, 2016, 01:58:41 PM
This popped up on Twitter...
ロんドん @R_r_c_from2006 3h3 hours ago View translation
やべえ...Henry Ellensonめっちゃいいぞ、
走れるしボックスうめえし外打てるし。
セルツにほしい（笑）
I have a reliable source that says it means he staying. #DoneDeal
LMFAO!
Oh man. God bless all of you
But are the news trucks still at the Al?
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 30, 2016, 01:58:41 PM
This popped up on Twitter...
ロんドん @R_r_c_from2006 3h3 hours ago View translation
やべえ...Henry Ellensonめっちゃいいぞ、
走れるしボックスうめえし外打てるし。
セルツにほしい（笑）
I have a reliable source that says it means he staying. #DoneDeal
Yabee ... Henry Ellenson hella good ,
To strike outside the box Umeeshi It can run .
I want to Seltz ( laughs)
Must be JayBee's friend in Japan who still can't pronounce the English "J" sound.
Quote from: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2016, 01:46:56 PM
Just so you guys know, an anagram of HE GOWNE is EGO WHEN. And an anagram of HE STAYNE is ASHEN YET. I'm not saying that means anything, but I'm not not saying it either.
Yo bananaboy, you're overthinking it. HE STAYNE is a palindrome: Enyats Eh
Hmm. Obviously Canadian. But Enyats? Some type of Inuit word?
Isn't there a webcam outside The AL on one of the Marquette sites where we can see what's going on?
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 30, 2016, 02:15:09 PM
Isn't there a webcam outside The AL on one of the Marquette sites where we can see what's going on?
It was in the coaches bathroom of the Al and that got taken down when Buzz left since we now have coaches that can flush their own waste.
Good thought though.
TWITTA TRACKA
@HenryEllenson13 2m 01001001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01100001 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101001 01101110 01100001 00111111
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Medical / Health Care grad student here.... Definitely can't read numbers. Assuming it mentions Henry buying trucks and looking at suits.
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 30, 2016, 02:15:09 PM
Isn't there a webcam outside The AL on one of the Marquette sites where we can see what's going on?
If there was, it would probably look something like this...
https://www.youtube.com/e/MYuZnr6lKAc
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Quote from: jficke13 on March 30, 2016, 02:24:05 PM
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Word is Mike Hunt is working on an investigative story that MU might be interested in recruiting Henry Ellenson
Quote from: TSmith34 on March 30, 2016, 02:36:28 PM
Word is Mike Hunt is working on an investigative story that MU might be interested in recruiting Henry Ellenson
Hey, easy on Mike Hunt....it's getting sore from all the pounding.
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Quote from: drewm88 on March 30, 2016, 02:32:21 PM
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Binary, not English
Will Henry stay? He Gow-ne?
Patiently, we wait.
Quote from: drewm88 on March 30, 2016, 02:32:21 PM
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I wouldn't be so sure about that. In any case, I doubt they'd grant Otule
another year.
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Хайку путь
Знак весеннее время безумия приходит
Генри НБА
or
俳句は方法です
春の時間の狂気の符号が来ます
ヘンリーNBA
Quote from: drewm88 on March 30, 2016, 02:32:21 PM
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D75A
Quote from: BrewCity83 on March 30, 2016, 02:37:43 PM
Hey, easy on Mike Hunt....it's getting sore from all the pounding.
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Invisible ink. Hold your computer / phone over a lit match to reveal message.
Quote from: T-Bone on March 30, 2016, 02:39:48 PM
俳句は方法です
春の時間の狂気の符号が来ます
ヘンリーNBA
Sellin' boots on here again, hey?
ที่เกิดขึ้นของมัน! ที่เกิดขึ้นของมัน! ข้อตกลงที่ทำ
El reparto se hace de puente
Los golpes Gallina grande con el viento
Paciente NBA
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I just talked to a friend who's sister talked to a professor who's cousin talked to a friend who saw Henry pass out at Culver's last night.
I guess it's pretty serious.
Quote from: mu03eng on March 30, 2016, 03:02:30 PM
I just talked to a friend who's sister talked to a professor who's cousin talked to a friend who saw Henry pass out at Culver's last night.
I guess it's pretty serious.
In Florida?
Quote from: mu03eng on March 30, 2016, 03:02:30 PM
I just talked to a friend who's sister talked to a professor who's cousin talked to a friend who saw Henry pass out at Culver's last night.
I guess it's pretty serious.
But was he wearing his backpack?
Quote from: mu03eng on March 30, 2016, 03:02:30 PM
I just talked to a friend who's sister talked to a professor who's cousin talked to a friend who saw Henry pass out at Culver's last night.
I guess it's pretty serious.
So it was alcohol in that backpack!
Quote from: MUfan12 on March 30, 2016, 02:19:20 PM
TWITTA TRACKA
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Binary solo!
Wait, so did the news break, or is it just broken at this point?
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Quote from: T-Bone on March 30, 2016, 02:49:20 PM
El reparto se hace de puente
Los golpes Gallina grande con el viento
Paciente NBA
Translator really messed this one up
Quote from: TSmith34 on March 30, 2016, 02:36:28 PM
Word is Mike Hunt is working on an investigative story that MU might be interested in recruiting Henry Ellenson
But what the hell is Enlund doing???
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Thread dead
Yes, it is I, the old WRK. The BREAKER of the VANDER news back in 2013 to break some news on Henry.
There were never any news crews outside the AL. Whoever started the rumor is a dope.
Bonus news: Henry wasn't in class yesterday.
Take it as you will. I've got a pretty solid rep around here.
Quote from: mu03eng on March 30, 2016, 03:02:30 PM
I just talked to a friend who's sister talked to a professor who's cousin talked to a friend who saw Henry pass out at Culver's last night.
I guess it's pretty serious.
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Quote from: Blackhat on March 30, 2016, 03:16:39 PM
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You owe me a new keyboard as I spit my water all over it when I saw this post.
I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.
I hope this clarifies everything.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 30, 2016, 03:40:14 PM
I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.
I hope this clarifies everything.
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Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 08:51:39 AM
News crews at the Al as we speak. Speculation from inside is they are there to see Henry.
So they saw him...and left.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 30, 2016, 03:40:14 PM
I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.
I hope this clarifies everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqPpdluoes
I'm leaving for Florida at 4am, let me know from the sources when I return. Over and out.
Our world isn't real...
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Quote from: GoldenWarrior11 on March 30, 2016, 03:57:53 PM
Our world isn't real...
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Isn't the coverage related to John McAdams' suspension?
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 30, 2016, 03:48:46 PM
So they saw him...and left.
Source hasn't returned e-mail on my question on whether the press tracked HE down.
Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?
Would seem to have missed on both. News and breaking.
Ah well.
Kept the day interesting.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
Source hasn't returned e-mail on my question on whether the press tracked HE down.
Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?
Some hooligan - there was no press, ever. See picture from my confidential source, just West of the AL at around 930am.
Man, the thought of this Friday, April Fools Day, during #HenryWatch... can't wait.
Quote from: RKMU123 on March 30, 2016, 04:26:24 PM
Man, the thought of this Friday, April Fools Day, during #HenryWatch... can't wait.
Lord.
I hope he just announces tonight or tomorrow.
Or I hope chaos ensues and we get a Henry staying/leaving, a transfer rumor, Howard/Fernando/Vital committing, etc.
Here's hoping for chaos!
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Quote from: fjm on March 30, 2016, 04:46:13 PM
Here's hoping for chaos!
Chaos? Did somebody say chaos? Let's make sure Henry knows it shouldn't be about the money...
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Quote from: real chili 83 on March 30, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
Source hasn't returned e-mail on my question on whether the press tracked HE down.
Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?
If you'd quit forwarding cat pics I'd take you off my spam list.
Quote from: fjm on March 30, 2016, 04:46:13 PM
Here's hoping for chaos!
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WOJO TO NBA HENRY NAMED HEAD COACH
twist.....
I am outraged at those who think I only make sarcastic posts.
My aunt's 3rd cousin, who almost knows how to spell Marquette -- and almost knows it isn't in Michigan -- has confirmed ...
HE stayne!!!
Celebrate, Warrior Land, celebrate!!!!
"Let's go." "We can't." "Why not?" "We're waiting for Godot."
"Nothing happens. Nobody comes, nobody goes. It's awful."
"ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think."
Quote from: MU82 on March 30, 2016, 05:32:10 PM
I am outraged at those who think I only make sarcastic posts.
My aunt's 3rd cousin, who almost knows how to spell Marquette -- and almost knows it isn't in Michigan -- has confirmed ...
HE stayne!!!
Celebrate, Warrior Land, celebrate!!!!
Dumb.
EDIT: I would think that 5,500+ posts warrants some credibility. Obviously not.
No Haiku's yet? I'm disappointed in yall. Going back to ChitownEllenson cause I feel like we're rerecruiting him all over again. I mean, it did work once right?
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 30, 2016, 03:40:14 PM
I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.
I hope this clarifies everything.
I see. I believe the scientific term for what you are describing is a scoop rumor circle jerk
Quote from: Oldgym on March 30, 2016, 12:20:56 PM
VCU Boards have anything on this?
I have read this whole thread to learn nothing. This however wins post of the day for me.
White Bronco doing circles around The Al?
May need to rename this thread Fantastical Craptastic Redux.
Geraldo crackin' open Capone's vault at da Al, ai na?
Fleet of Ice cream trucks on campus. Pullin out all stop.
Where is SMU17 when we need him.
Gold Hummers seen?
Doing my part to get this thread to double digit pages.
Just wait until someone starts a new thread on April 1st.
Quote from: ChitownEllenson on March 30, 2016, 05:57:43 PM
No Haiku's yet? I'm disappointed in yall. Going back to ChitownEllenson cause I feel like we're rerecruiting him all over again. I mean, it did work once right?
Better try again
Load up your translation app
And re-read the thread
Quote from: TSmith34 on March 30, 2016, 02:36:28 PM
Word is Mike Hunt is working on an investigative story that MU might be interested in recruiting Henry Ellenson
Perfection
I just saw wojo in a karate outfit riding an atv down Wells. Not a good sign.
I heard Wojo didn't flush today.
I just talked to a buddy at channel 6. The story will be on the C-block on the 10pm news. Apparently, it was a combined student rally and alumni event. The student (I believe his name was Bob) was asked if alumni really had to wear a gold sweater vest when describing how good it was at the 'Lanche and Lenny's back in the 70"s.
Will Wojo be announcing he is donating money for an MU soccer stadium?
Larry Williams sweat-stained golf hat was accidently discovered in the promotions closet by a new intern, prompting a haz-mat evacuation of The Al.
Quote from: Crean to Ann Arbor on March 30, 2016, 05:35:33 PM
"Let's go." "We can't." "Why not?" "We're waiting for Godot."
"Nothing happens. Nobody comes, nobody goes. It's awful."
"ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think."
Nothing ever happens in Blaine
Quote from: Ellenson Family Reunion on March 30, 2016, 09:40:17 PM
Nothing ever happens in Blaine
The real action is in Maple Grove. Just ax JB.
Quote from: Howard's Eagle on March 30, 2016, 05:58:15 PM
I see. I believe the scientific term for what you are describing is a scoop rumor circle jerk
Confirmed.
One of the players on the team is saying that Henry for sure plans on not hiring an agent but working out to get a better of where he'll get drafted and then deciding if he wants to come back
Just drove by the Al and took this picture, does anyone know what it means?
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Quote from: Benny B on March 30, 2016, 12:25:23 PM
Regardless,
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Bennny:
Is that the Duluth-Superior High Bridge in the background?
This thread is
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T-Cubed was spotted at da Al rockin' his signature shades, too long tie, and Cost Cutters do, axin' for a new tacklin' dummy and his job back, ai na?
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 30, 2016, 05:38:26 PM
Dumb.
EDIT: I would think that 5,500+ posts warrants some credibility. Obviously not.
I am not sure if I'll be able to go on knowing you feel this way about me, but I'll try.
Quote from: MU82 on March 31, 2016, 07:35:53 AM
I am not sure if I'll be able to go on knowing you feel this way about me, but I'll try.
hey, I picked up the sarcasm this time! I guess I just don't get the need to make those posts in the context of all of us half expecting an announcement. It just fanned a wave of anticipation that resulted in a pretty big collective time suck. If you were looking for attention, you certainly got it.
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 31, 2016, 07:46:37 AM
hey, I picked up the sarcasm this time! I guess I just don't get the need to make those posts in the context of all of us half expecting an announcement. It just fanned a wave of anticipation that resulted in a pretty big collective time suck. If you were looking for attention, you certainly got it.
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Quote from: Windyplayer on March 31, 2016, 07:46:37 AM
hey, I picked up the sarcasm this time! I guess I just don't get the need to make those posts in the context of all of us half expecting an announcement. It just fanned a wave of anticipation that resulted in a pretty big collective time suck. If you were looking for attention, you certainly got it.
the lights aren't twinkling Clark
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 31, 2016, 07:46:37 AM
hey, I picked up the sarcasm this time! I guess I just don't get the need to make those posts in the context of all of us half expecting an announcement. It just fanned a wave of anticipation that resulted in a pretty big collective time suck. If you were looking for attention, you certainly got it.
One other point....the bolded is pretty much why we're all here in the middle of the day when we could be doing something...anything else.
Is the media still at the Al? I need to know how to plan my day.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 31, 2016, 08:09:59 AM
Is the media still at the Al? I need to know how to plan my day.
I'm waiting on an e-mail from my source.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 31, 2016, 08:12:15 AM
I'm waiting on an e-mail from my source.
Is this your source?
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Quote from: Windyplayer on March 31, 2016, 07:46:37 AM
hey, I picked up the sarcasm this time! I guess I just don't get the need to make those posts in the context of all of us half expecting an announcement. It just fanned a wave of anticipation that resulted in a pretty big collective time suck. If you were looking for attention, you certainly got it.
There are approximately 8 bazillion dopey posts here .... including mine, thank you very much.
And yet my dopey posts were the ones that inspired your over-the-top reaction? Hey, man, whatever you need to time-suck your way through each day.
Quote from: MU82 on March 31, 2016, 08:25:28 AM
There are approximately 8 bazillion dopey posts here .... including mine, thank you very much.
And yet my dopey posts were the ones that inspired your over-the-top reaction? Hey, man, whatever you need to time-suck your way through each day.
Clearly yours are the dopiest.
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Quote from: MU82 on March 31, 2016, 08:25:28 AM
There are approximately 8 bazillion dopey posts here .... including mine, thank you very much.
And yet my dopey posts were the ones that inspired your over-the-top reaction? Hey, man, whatever you need to time-suck your way through each day.
Alas, Scoop opinion has made their views known. I am suspending my campaign. Thank you to all who supported me.
Quote from: Windyplayer on March 31, 2016, 08:47:57 AM
Alas, Scoop opinion has made their views known. I am suspending my campaign. Thank you to all who supported me.
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Should change the title to 'Breaking Wind'.
Sources???
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Actual Breaking News - Henry Ellenson is gone. Hearing from SMs on the team. Don't know any details about an agent, so I don't know if he hired one or not, but this source makes it official for me. You heard it here FIRST.
Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:15:45 AM
Actual Breaking News - Henry Ellenson is gone. Hearing from SMs on the team. Don't know any details about an agent, so I don't know if he hired one or not, but this source makes it official for me. You heard it here FIRST.
Seems more likely than him staying.
Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:15:45 AM
Actual Breaking News - Henry Ellenson is gone. Hearing from SMs on the team. Don't know any details about an agent, so I don't know if he hired one or not, but this source makes it official for me. You heard it here FIRST.
lol
Actually, we've heard that Henry is gone from plenty of posters for months now.
Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:15:45 AM
Actual Breaking News - Henry Ellenson is gone. Hearing from SMs on the team. Don't know any details about an agent, so I don't know if he hired one or not, but this source makes it official for me. You heard it here FIRST.
Didn't you once claim that Shaka was on campus?
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on March 31, 2016, 11:19:51 AM
Didn't you once claim that Shaka was on campus?
Shaka was on campus, at the AL.
I also broke Vander leaving and no one believed me. I still owe someone a picture, I think.
This topic was better when it was all fun of nonsensical gifs.
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on March 31, 2016, 11:24:00 AM
This topic was better when it was all fun of nonsensical gifs.
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Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:22:23 AM
Shaka was on campus, at the AL.
I also broke Vander leaving and no one believed me. I still owe someone a picture, I think.
You did break Vander leaving. You misheard on Shaka. He was never in Milwaukee.
FWIW, I think you are right about this.
Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:15:45 AM
Actual Breaking News - Henry Ellenson is gone. Hearing from SMs on the team. Don't know any details about an agent, so I don't know if he hired one or not, but this source makes it official for me. You heard it here FIRST.
I haven't followed with any of my people, but I have to believe this is true. Too many variables for him to worry about by staying. Unless he shrinks 5 inches during workouts and combine stuff I don't really think he has much to worry about.
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 31, 2016, 11:50:44 AM
I haven't followed with any of my people, but I have to believe this is true. Too many variables for him to worry about by staying. Unless he shrinks 5 inches during workouts and combine stuff I don't really think he has much to worry about.
Except not being ready to play in the NBA physically, hardly getting off the bench next year, traded in the offseason to a team that doesn't give a rats ass about it him, and finding himself in the D league or in street clothes for most games. It happens to top 15 picks every year.
I know he is gone, but another year in college isn't going to hurt Henry. I obviously don't hope the above happens, but I think that is just as likely as him becoming a star in the the NBA, or even being a contributor as a rookie.
Quote from: JamilJaeJamailJrJuan on March 31, 2016, 11:57:11 AM
Except not being ready to play in the NBA physically, hardly getting off the bench next year, traded in the offseason to a team that doesn't give a rats ass about it him, and finding himself in the D league or in street clothes for most games. It happens to top 15 picks every year.
I know he is gone, but another year in college isn't going to hurt Henry. I obviously don't hope the above happens, but I think that is just as likely as him becoming a star in the the NBA, or even being a contributor as a rookie.
This also happens to top picks every year:
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He was gone before he even signed his LOI. Anyone thinking otherwise was dreaming.
Quote from: The Lens on March 31, 2016, 12:08:37 PM
He was gone before he even signed his LOI. Anyone thinking otherwise was dreaming.
This.
It's been weird watching Scoopers work themselves up a lather on this subject.
Quote from: JamilJaeJamailJrJuan on March 31, 2016, 11:57:11 AM
Except not being ready to play in the NBA physically, hardly getting off the bench next year, traded in the offseason to a team that doesn't give a rats ass about it him, and finding himself in the D league or in street clothes for most games. It happens to top 15 picks every year.
Those poor, poor lottery picks. And to add to the disappointment and humiliation, they go home and do this every night:
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Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:15:45 AM
Actual Breaking News - Henry Ellenson is gone. Hearing from SMs on the team. Don't know any details about an agent, so I don't know if he hired one or not, but this source makes it official for me. You heard it here FIRST. 743rd
FIFY
Quote from: warriorchick on March 31, 2016, 12:42:15 PM
Those poor, poor lottery picks. And to add to the disappointment and humiliation, they go home and do this every night:
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Indeed. I've heard money makes a poor mattress and doesn't hold body heat very well. A shame the poor young men aren't educated about this before declaring.
Quote from: The Lens on March 31, 2016, 12:08:37 PM
He was gone before he even signed his LOI. Anyone thinking otherwise was dreaming.
Yep, his twitter handle isn't HeNCAA.
Quote from: Litehouse on March 31, 2016, 01:28:34 PM
Yep, his twitter handle isn't HeNCAA.
Good news! I'm staying!
Quote from: HeNCAA on March 31, 2016, 01:40:28 PM
Good news! I'm staying!
You should have saved that for tomorrow.
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 31, 2016, 01:49:04 PM
You should have saved that for tomorrow.
Is that what you're telling yourself as you look in the mirror after starting this thread? :)
Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 11:22:23 AM
Shaka was on campus, at the AL.
I also broke Vander leaving and no one believed me. I still owe someone a picture, I think.
Shaka was never on campus.
Yes you broke Vander. You can now and "I broke news that was 100% certain all along" to your email signature.
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Quote from: mu03eng on March 31, 2016, 02:35:48 PM
Shaka was never on campus.
Yes you broke Vander. You can now and "I broke news that was 100% certain all along" to your email signature.
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Just because Shaka wasn't named the HC doesn't mean he wasn't on campus.
Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 03:30:34 PM
Just because Shaka wasn't named the HC doesn't mean he wasn't on campus.
You are correct, the reason he wasn't on campus was because........he wasn't on campus.
Quote from: mu03eng on March 31, 2016, 03:41:38 PM
You are correct, the reason he wasn't on campus was because........he wasn't on campus.
He wasn't on campus, because Shaka Smart doesn't even really exist.
He's just a spook story coaches tell their recruits at bedtime.
"Don't ask for your release, kid, or Shaka Smart will getcha..."
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Quote from: wrkguy526 on March 31, 2016, 03:30:34 PM
Just because Shaka wasn't named the HC doesn't mean he wasn't on campus.
I actually joined twitter two weeks before the shaka smart fiasco. Idiots like you posting nonsense with delusional certainty drove me away. HE WAS NEVER ON CAMPUS!!
Now you're "breaking" the Henry story? Gather yourself.
I just heard word from a very reliable inside source that Rowsey is indeed staying at Marquette! Also, the same source can confirm that the lab results came back and Matt Heldt is NOT the father.
Carry on.
Quote from: BobWildLoyalist on March 31, 2016, 04:20:01 PM
I just heard word from a very reliable inside source that Rowsey is indeed staying at Marquette! Also, the same source can confirm that the lab results came back and Matt Heldt is NOT the father.
Carry on.
Diamond stone must've told him where to finish
Breaking News.
I'm horny
Just to add fuel to the fire...my son lives in Humphrey Hall. He said he hasn't seen HE or HC since classes resumed.
Quote from: muhoops1 on March 31, 2016, 05:34:30 PM
Just to add fuel to the fire...my son lives in Humphrey Hall. He said he hasn't seen HE or HC since classes resumed.
Now thats something to lose our collective crap over -- then again, why not test the waters with out an agent to get some feedback.
Quote from: muhoops1 on March 31, 2016, 05:34:30 PM
Just to add fuel to the fire...my son lives in Humphrey Hall. He said he hasn't seen HE or HC since classes resumed.
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Quote from: muhoops1 on March 31, 2016, 05:34:30 PM
Just to add fuel to the fire...my son lives in Humphrey Hall. He said he hasn't seen HE or HC since classes resumed.
Classes started Tuesday? Is it that unusual to not see those guys over the course of 2-3 days? More concerned about HC as I expected HE to go.
Quote from: Vander Blue Man Group on March 31, 2016, 05:44:59 PM
Classes started Tuesday? Is it that unusual to not see those guys over the course of 2-3 days? More concerned about HC as I expected HE to go.
If someone was transferring, wouldn't they need to stay in class to remain eligible?
Quote from: Archies Bat on March 31, 2016, 05:47:44 PM
If someone was transferring, wouldn't they need to stay in class to remain eligible?
Good point.
I'm curious - for the people who think it's a no-brainer that HE will go, why hasn't he announced yet? I know the deadline isn't here yet, but there are quite a few kids - many far less talented than Henry - who have declared: http://www.si.com/college-basketball/2016/03/30/nba-draft-early-entry-list-underclassmen-declaring
If it's such an easy decision, what's he waiting for?
Not saying he won't leave...but it's clearly a more difficult decision than some seem to think.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 31, 2016, 05:49:43 PM
I'm curious - for the people who think it's a no-brainer that HE will go, why hasn't he announced yet? I know the deadline isn't here yet, but there are quite a few kids - many far less talented than Henry - who have declared: http://www.si.com/college-basketball/2016/03/30/nba-draft-early-entry-list-underclassmen-declaring
If it's such an easy decision, what's he waiting for?
Not saying he won't leave...but it's clearly a more difficult decision than some seem to think.
I assume Henry, his family, and Wojo are all up to date on his choice. Those are the important players. He'll make a formal announcement when he's ready to share that news with the rest of us. Not a big deal when he decides to do it. And won't be a shock when he leaves for the NBA.
Because it's their dorm he runs across the players regularly. I guess it could be something or nothing at all. It was interesting that he brought up HC because I assumed that next year it was essentially his team. Who knows. After reading that article about Deonte and Jamaal kids leave for all kinds of reasons.
It would explain our interest in multiple PG's though.....
Quote from: Groin_pull on March 31, 2016, 05:55:18 PM
I assume Henry, his family, and Wojo are all up to date on his choice. Those are the important players. He'll make a formal announcement when he's ready to share that news with the rest of us. Not a big deal when he decides to do it. And won't be a shock when he leaves for the NBA.
Agree with what you say. I'm referring to all the posters who seem to think it's a foregone conclusion, and has been since the day Henry stepped on campus. If it was so easy and obvious, there would be no reason to wait.
I think there's a better chance than not that he is gone, but it clearly is not 100%.
I firmly believe that Henry will announce as soon as he makes a decision. He and wojo are close and he knows the impact his decision has on potential recruits. If there's no announcement, I believe that means there's not been a decision yet.
This was never as cut and dry as some have claimed it is.
Here's how this works 99% of the time
One and Done 100% - HS thru Feb of Freshman Year
Maybe I'd consider staying - late Feb
Can't decide - early March
I really like my guys - mid March
I just might stay - late March
Who am I kidding, I'm gone - April
Nearly, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Quote from: The Lens on March 31, 2016, 06:24:20 PM
Here's how this works 99% of the time
One and Done 100% - HS thru Feb of Freshman Year
Maybe I'd consider staying - late Feb
Can't decide - early March
I really like my guys - mid March
I just might stay - late March
Who am I kidding, I'm gone - April
Nearly, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
99% of the time it happens every single time ;)
The HC news doesn't concern me. We good.
Cheatham's as draftable right now for da Association as I am, hey?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on March 31, 2016, 06:51:58 PM
Cheatham's as draftable right now for da Association as I am, hey?
How's your handle, doc?
Breaking news:
What did someone just save a ton of money on their car insurance?
Breaking:
I need a new french press. I dropped the old one while trying to clean up the counter.
With the new rules I'd expect JJJ, Duane, HC, HE and Luke to all sample the NBA.
Quote from: Golden Avalanche on March 31, 2016, 12:37:11 PM
This.
It's been weird watching Scoopers work themselves up a lather on this subject.
I only worked up a lather when I needed a shave.
Last night HC posted that he was watching Brandon Knight. Knight plays for the Suns. The Suns were in Milwaukee last night.
I think we're good.
This thread should be terminated.
Agreed. However, there are too many scoopers who think they are hilarious and think they should share their attempt at comedy.
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on March 31, 2016, 08:30:56 PM
Last night HC posted that he was watching Brandon Knight. Knight plays for the Suns. The Suns were in Milwaukee last night.
I think we're good.
Exactly. This is the first time in months that these guys have had the opportunity to do stuff other than go to class, go to practice, and study. I wouldn't hang around the dorm, either.
Not to mention I thought the freshmen ball players lived in Tower these days and the upperclassmen were at the Hump? Did that change?
Quote from: We R Final Four on March 31, 2016, 08:48:55 PM
Agreed. However, there are too many scoopers who think they are hilarious and think they should share their attempt at comedy.
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I'm with this guy.
Ps, I fuggin love you guyz also in hammefed
Quote from: mu03eng on March 31, 2016, 09:25:12 PM
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And that's EXACTLY why I only read and post on scout.com...........
oh wait. never mind
Quote from: We R Final Four on March 31, 2016, 08:48:55 PM
Agreed. However, there are too many scoopers who think they are hilarious and think they should share their attempt at comedy.
I'm crackin' myself up. Yuk yuk.
DUNKS, what say you?
#donedeal
Hahahahahaha.
Hilarious. 12 more pages I hope.
Breaking: Spreewell is at Jocats. (As usual), and he isn't buying shots
Quote from: fjm on March 31, 2016, 11:11:09 PM
Breaking: Spreewell is at Jocats. (As usual), and he isn't buying shots
Don't know who that is (unless you're talking about Latrell) but I do love me some Jocats.
Quote from: mu03eng on March 31, 2016, 09:24:03 PM
Not to mention I thought the freshmen ball players lived in Tower these days and the upperclassmen were at the Hump? Did that change?
Yes. Humphrey was converted to dorms. Eliminated issue of potential NCAA violation. Players moved back in
Quote from: ChitownEllenson on March 31, 2016, 11:25:13 PM
Don't know who that is (unless you're talking about Latrell) but I do love me some Jocats.
Yes of course Latrell. That cowboy LOOOOOVES Jocats! He's always there!
Ps
Jocats has changed man. The death of Jocats might be upon us. They opened an upstairs and now, slowly but surely.... People are not going there. The nostalgia of standing 1.3 inches from the person next to you is gone.
Quote from: Howard's Eagle on April 01, 2016, 12:27:45 AM
Yes. Humphrey was converted to dorms. Eliminated issue of potential NCAA violation. Players moved back in
A dorm in that freshmen and sophomores live there now too? Man, that sucks. Lived there junior and senior year, was a great place and didn't have to deal with the young'ns
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 07:13:11 AM
A dorm in that freshmen and sophomores live there now too? Man, that sucks. Lived there junior and senior year, was a great place and didn't have to deal with the young'ns
Upperclassmen not allowed to live in the dorms any more unless they are RAs.
Quote from: warriorchick on April 01, 2016, 07:39:59 AM
Upperclassmen not allowed to live in the dorms any more unless they are RAs.
OK, not that we had many this year, but if Hump is a dorm where do the upperclassmen bball players live?
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 08:02:20 AM
OK, not that we had many this year, but if Hump is a dorm where do the upperclassmen bball players live?
McCabe?
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 08:02:20 AM
OK, not that we had many this year, but if Hump is a dorm where do the upperclassmen bball players live?
Figurin' "Hump" is an appropriate synonym, ai na?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on April 01, 2016, 08:50:03 AM
Figurin' "Hump" is an appropriate synonym, ai na?
When I was there, for sure HEY OH
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Just saw Henry walking through MSP... Couldn't get a great pic (trying to be discreet), but he's the tall guy in the middle.
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 08:02:20 AM
OK, not that we had many this year, but if Hump is a dorm where do the upperclassmen bball players live?
They moved to Campus Town now.
Quote from: Benny B on April 01, 2016, 09:05:07 AM
Just saw Henry walking through MSP... Couldn't get a great pic (trying to be discreet), but he's the tall guy in the middle.
Just like everyone who sees Bigfoot!
Not at all unusual for early draft entrants to leave school and essentially prepare for da combine, individual workouts, team interviews, etc. Their agent will have this entirely orchestrated, and funds fronted once der John Hancock is on da dotted line. It's part of the whole package of services that today's agents do. Big business, hey? Wishing Henry luck in da process as he respects it, ai na?
Quote from: Benny B on April 01, 2016, 09:05:07 AM
Just saw Henry walking through MSP... Couldn't get a great pic (trying to be discreet), but he's the tall guy in the middle.
And you didn't go introduce yourself!?
Quote from: JamilJaeJamailJrJuan on April 01, 2016, 09:30:03 AM
And you didn't go introduce yourself!?
Or more importantly, follow him to see where he was going?
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on April 01, 2016, 09:31:33 AM
Or more importantly, follow him to see where he was going?
I would have went straight up to him - "Henry, whats up - big fan. Would love to see you back at MU next year - you guys could be real force. Best of luck to you!". Who knows - maybe he'd tell you something!
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Quote from: JamilJaeJamailJrJuan on April 01, 2016, 09:36:30 AM
I would have went straight up to him - "Henry, whats up - big fan. Would love to see you back at MU next year - you guys could be real force. Best of luck to you!". Who knows - maybe he'd tell you something!
I would've punched the guy in front of him in the 'W' hoodie and asked "wouldn't you like to do that again next year?"
Quote from: naginiF on April 01, 2016, 09:41:34 AM
I would've punched the guy in front of him in the 'W' hoodie and asked "wouldn't you like to do that again next year?"
Winner
Quote from: naginiF on April 01, 2016, 09:41:34 AM
I would've punched the guy in front of him in the 'W' hoodie and asked "wouldn't you like to do that again next year?"
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Not that I'm checking out flight tracker or anything, but based on the location and time of the picture, Henry is likely flying to one of the following locations:
Chicago O'hare (and then somewhere else in the world)
Denver
Dallas
Newark
Which provides us with no information whatsoever. Sorry.
Quote from: MomofMUltiples on April 01, 2016, 11:18:25 AM
Not that I'm checking out flight tracker or anything, but based on the location and time of the picture, Henry is likely flying to one of the following locations:
Chicago O'hare (and then somewhere else in the world)
Denver
Dallas
Newark
Which provides us with no information whatsoever. Sorry.
I hope he brought his homework.
Quote from: Benny B on April 01, 2016, 09:05:07 AM
Just saw Henry walking through MSP... Couldn't get a great pic (trying to be discreet), but he's the tall guy in the middle.
Hopefully another sick April Fools joke :)??
Quote from: MomofMUltiples on April 01, 2016, 11:18:25 AM
Not that I'm checking out flight tracker or anything, but based on the location and time of the picture, Henry is likely flying to one of the following locations:
Chicago O'hare (and then somewhere else in the world)
Denver
Dallas
Newark
Which provides us with no information whatsoever. Sorry.
Or he just landed and is going home to Rice Lake...
Quote from: MomofMUltiples on April 01, 2016, 11:18:25 AM
Not that I'm checking out flight tracker or anything, but based on the location and time of the picture, Henry is likely flying to one of the following locations:
Chicago O'hare (and then somewhere else in the world)
Denver
Dallas
Newark
Which provides us with no information whatsoever. Sorry.
Exactly correct... end of the E Concourse. American Airlines destinations.
He was not on my flight to Chicago. And no, I wasn't going to follow him... I missed Gold boarding trying to get the picture and ended having to board with Group 2... which F-Ing sucks now if you have a carry on.
Quote from: Benny B on April 01, 2016, 09:05:07 AM
Just saw Henry walking through MSP... Couldn't get a great pic (trying to be discreet), but he's the tall guy in the middle.
this is peak scoop
Quote from: Benny B on April 01, 2016, 12:25:17 PM
Exactly correct... end of the E Concourse. American Airlines destinations.
He was not on my flight to Chicago. And no, I wasn't going to follow him... I missed Gold boarding trying to get the picture and ended having to board with Group 2... which F-Ing sucks now if you have a carry on.
Always board group 1. Anyone notice that frontier now has plastic skinny seats with tray tables the size of a smart phone? HE probably doesn't fit in a dam seat
Quote from: dgies9156 on March 30, 2016, 11:47:28 PM
Bennny:
Is that the Duluth-Superior High Bridge in the background?
Sorry... missed this page... still trying to catch up from being away for 24 hours.
It's supposed to be the Hoan Bridge.
Quote from: fjm on April 01, 2016, 12:47:43 PM
Always board group 1. Anyone notice that frontier now has plastic skinny seats with tray tables the size of a smart phone? HE probably doesn't fit in a dam seat
They made no fewer than six announcements in the gate area telling people if they're in Groups 2, 3 or 4 to bring bags to the counter and they would courtesy check them because it was a full flight and there wasn't going to be enough room. But sure enough, about a dozen people in Groups 2, 3 and 4 still carried on, got to their seats, turned around, and got upset because there was no overhead space for their bag.
Fortunately, I was in 7D (first row behind first class), so I discreetly crammed my bag up there.
BTW - If you're on an American MD-80, 7D is where it's at. The bulkhead is only in front of 7AB & DF, so 7D has unlimited leg room. That's the seat HE sits in... for now, any way.
Listen to the gate agents people.
Quote from: Benny B on April 01, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
They made no fewer than six announcements in the gate area telling people if they're in Groups 2, 3 or 4 to bring bags to the counter and they would courtesy check them because it was a full flight and there wasn't going to be enough room. But sure enough, about a dozen people in Groups 2, 3 and 4 still carried on, got to their seats, turned around, and got upset because there was no overhead space for their bag.
Fortunately, I was in 7D (first row behind first class), so I discreetly crammed my bag up there.
BTW - If you're on an American MD-80, 7D is where it's at. The bulkhead is only in front of 7AB & DF, so 7D has unlimited leg room. That's the seat HE sits in... for now, any way.
Listen to the gate agents people.
I am 100% convinced that if you are going to fly commercially you must take a course of what to do and how to do it and there must be a certification test at the end. Your certification must be renewed every two years unless you complete at least 12 qualifying flights in that time period(and then you would renew every 4 years instead of 2).
Air travel is a nightmare not because of the airlines but because people are generally stupid and lazy.
Happy Friday everyone! ;D
Wally's got a track meet in Missouri this weekend. Maybe the fam is going to watch.
He no-heighted at his first outing this year after passing up all heights prior to 2.04 meters. Hope he's had time to recover from basketball season and get his jumps in gear to bring Marquette an NCAA championship!
Nice MOMu. Scoop is such a wealth of weird yet useful life knowledge.
Count me in for the flight recert course!
Quote from: MomofMUltiples on April 01, 2016, 01:21:41 PM
Wally's got a track meet in Missouri this weekend. Maybe the fam is going to watch.
He no-heighted at his first outing this year after passing up all heights prior to 2.04 meters. Hope he's had time to recover from basketball season and get his jumps in gear to bring Marquette an NCAA championship!
But if Henry is leaving from MSP on a Friday, I would suspect it means he was not in class this week. If he was not in class this week, ...
unless it was a Benny April fools snapshot.
Quote from: Archies Bat on April 01, 2016, 01:55:14 PM
But if Henry is leaving from MSP on a Friday, I would suspect it means he was not in class this week. If he was not in class this week, ...
unless it was a Benny April fools snapshot.
What people don't know is Benny's full name is Benjamin Baraccus Zapruder
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 02:05:06 PM
What people don't know is Benny's full name is Benjamin Baraccus Zapruder
He filmed the Magic Loogie, correct?
Quote from: Archies Bat on April 01, 2016, 02:09:29 PM
He filmed the Magic Loogie, correct?
Some of Benny's finest work
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Was this actually Henry in the photo? I saw Benny's post, assumed it was a joke, and skipped the thread....but it looks like people are running with it.
Quote from: MuEagle1090 on April 01, 2016, 02:32:50 PM
Was this actually Henry in the photo? I saw Benny's post, assumed it was a joke, and skipped the thread....but it looks like people are running with it.
Some of Myron's finest work.
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 01:13:55 PM
I am 100% convinced that if you are going to fly commercially you must take a course of what to do and how to do it and there must be a certification test at the end. Your certification must be renewed every two years unless you complete at least 12 qualifying flights in that time period(and then you would renew every 4 years instead of 2).
Air travel is a nightmare not because of the airlines but because people are generally stupid and lazy.
Happy Friday everyone! ;D
Reasons I am glad I am a pilot and don't have to take commercial carriers:
1. No ejection seat
2. Ingesting the cumulative DNA of everyone who flew in that tube for the past 12 months
3. The heady stew of body odor that hangs like a fog in the cabin (triple points for flights from India, Middle East, France)
4. The arm rest hog
5. Inhaling the "Bulgogi Delight" the guy next to you brought on board from the Korean deli in LA
6. Arriving early into Phoenix then baking on the tarmac in a tin oven waiting for your gate to clear
7. Middle seats
8. The walk of shame through First Class
9. Sitting near the shi1tters
10. Having to use one of the sh1tters
11. The crying baby
12. Lost luggage
13. Reading the In Flight Shopping mag
14. T.S.A.
15. Meaningless awards programs
16. The Farter
17. Surly flight attendants
Quote from: keefe on April 01, 2016, 03:51:33 PM
11. The crying baby
No picnic for the parents either.
Quote from: keefe on April 01, 2016, 03:51:33 PM
Reasons I am glad I am a pilot and don't have to take commercial carriers:
1. No ejection seat
2. Ingesting the cumulative DNA of everyone who flew in that tube for the past 12 months
3. The heady stew of body odor that hangs like a fog in the cabin (triple points for flights from India, Middle East, France)
4. The arm rest hog
5. Inhaling the "Bulgogi Delight" the guy next to you brought on board from the Korean deli in LA
6. Arriving early into Phoenix then baking on the tarmac in a tin oven waiting for your gate to clear
7. Middle seats
8. The walk of shame through First Class
9. Sitting near the shi1tters
10. Having to use one of the sh1tters
11. The crying baby
12. Lost luggage
13. Reading the In Flight Shopping mag
14. T.S.A.
15. Meaningless awards programs
16. The Farter
17. Surly flight attendants
18. The carry on, plus one personal item that is invariably larger than the carry on (back packs loaded up like a pregnant hippo).
Quote from: Sir Lawrence on April 01, 2016, 03:57:06 PM
18. The carry on, plus one personal item that is invariably larger than the carry on (back packs loaded up like a pregnant hippo).
19. Cabin Pressure Loss
It's late Friday afternoon. Time for an announcement.
Quote from: keefe on April 01, 2016, 03:51:33 PM
Reasons I am glad I am a pilot and don't have to take commercial carriers:
1. No ejection seat
2. Ingesting the cumulative DNA of everyone who flew in that tube for the past 12 months
3. The heady stew of body odor that hangs like a fog in the cabin (triple points for flights from India, Middle East, France)
4. The arm rest hog
5. Inhaling the "Bulgogi Delight" the guy next to you brought on board from the Korean deli in LA
6. Arriving early into Phoenix then baking on the tarmac in a tin oven waiting for your gate to clear
7. Middle seats
8. The walk of shame through First Class
9. Sitting near the shi1tters
10. Having to use one of the sh1tters
11. The crying baby
12. Lost luggage
13. Reading the In Flight Shopping mag
14. T.S.A.
15. Meaningless awards programs
16. The Farter
17. Surly flight attendants
18. Catching an unexpected tailwind and arriving in the local ATC 2 minutes only and being sent to the penalty box for 20 min for such a transgression
Ironically, chick's on her way to the airport right now. Keefe, can't believe you didn't volunteer to drive her out here. C'mon man.
Ughhhhh...here we go.
Quote from: Cooby Snacks on April 01, 2016, 04:57:08 PM
Ughhhhh...here we go.
That scared me - but i decided to read the whole thing
Quote from: jsglow on April 01, 2016, 04:55:51 PM
Ironically, chick's on her way to the airport right now. Keefe, can't believe you didn't volunteer to drive her out here. C'mon man.
Man, that would have been a Driving Miss Chick event with me as Morgan Freeman!
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Quote from: The Deane Team on April 01, 2016, 05:02:48 PM
Looks like he's returning!!
Indeed he is...8 years to the day, Tom Crean is back!!!
Down with regulations, let the market decide. Fly Emirates or Lufthansa. Oh, they don't fly in America, well then just adjust to market forces and fly what Wall Street provides. Or fly private like all the real winners.
Mass travel is like Greyhound in the old days.
Quote from: fjm on April 01, 2016, 12:47:43 PM
Always board group 1. Anyone notice that frontier now has plastic skinny seats with tray tables the size of a smart phone? HE probably doesn't fit in a dam seat
Yes, I noticed that about 6 months ago. Ridiculous. Took a picture of it and texted to my wife to remind me why I never take that airline, but was in a pinch and had no choice that day. Worst airline in the US. So bad.
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 01, 2016, 06:10:16 PM
Yes, I noticed that about 6 months ago. Ridiculous. Took a picture of it and texted to my wife to remind me why I never take that airline, but was in a pinch and had no choice that day. Worst airline in the US. So bad.
Flew them a few months ago. For $55 round trip Chicago to Orlando I could put up with a lot.
Quote from: fjm on April 01, 2016, 12:47:43 PM
Always board group 1.
You're exactly what's wrong with the boarding process
Quote from: mr.MUskie on April 01, 2016, 06:13:50 PM
Flew them a few months ago. For $55 round trip Chicago to Orlando I could put up with a lot.
For that price, agree.
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 04:40:42 PM
18. Catching an unexpected tailwind and arriving in the local ATC 2 minutes only and being sent to the penalty box for 20 min for such a transgression
One of my preferred iPad apps while in the air (no wifi required) is an ATC approach simulator... essentially, take the handoff from center, line everybody up, keep the spacing via speed and altitude, and the Fockers land themselves. The game starts out slow, but progresses to the point where about 30 minutes in, I'm frantically tapping my iPad with both hands like I'm having a seizure.
Though no one has ever asked, I already have my response rehearsed if anyone asks if I work for American:
"No, sir/ma'am... I'm actually an air traffic controller, we don't work for a specific airline, but they do let us commute on the planes, and I play this game on my way to work because it helps me to get into a rhythm, because if you make the tiniest mistake up in the tower, your name ends up on the front page of every newspaper in the world the next morning." Then when the flight attendant comes by with drinks, I order a double Jack on the rocks.
Quote from: real chili 83 on April 01, 2016, 04:00:57 PM
19. Cabin Pressure Loss
Does this sound to anyone like the roof Flys off???
-George Carlin
Quote from: keefe on April 01, 2016, 03:51:33 PM
Reasons I am glad I am a pilot and don't have to take commercial carriers:
1. No ejection seat
2. Ingesting the cumulative DNA of everyone who flew in that tube for the past 12 months
3. The heady stew of body odor that hangs like a fog in the cabin (triple points for flights from India, Middle East, France)
4. The arm rest hog
5. Inhaling the "Bulgogi Delight" the guy next to you brought on board from the Korean deli in LA
6. Arriving early into Phoenix then baking on the tarmac in a tin oven waiting for your gate to clear
7. Middle seats
8. The walk of shame through First Class
9. Sitting near the shi1tters
10. Having to use one of the sh1tters
11. The crying baby
12. Lost luggage
13. Reading the In Flight Shopping mag
14. T.S.A.
15. Meaningless awards programs
16. The Farter
17. Surly flight attendants
Keefe...I think my Dad and you would of gotten along well. He flew SBD off CV6. Came into Pearl on 12-8-41 after the Big E dropped of planes at Wake. He said all the fun was taken out of flying when they closed up the cockpits. I think he would have enjoyed flying a Warthog.
Quote from: mr.MUskie on April 01, 2016, 06:13:50 PM
Flew them a few months ago. For $55 round trip Chicago to Orlando I could put up with a lot.
Went to Vegas a few months back. Didn't want to take frontier but round trip was about $150 compared to $350+ from every other airline
Quote from: Big Daddy Howard 84 on April 01, 2016, 10:27:18 PM
Keefe...I think my Dad and you would of gotten along well. He flew SBD off CV6. Came into Pearl on 12-8-41 after the Big E dropped of planes at Wake. He said all the fun was taken out of flying when they closed up the cockpits. I think he would have enjoyed flying a Warthog.
SBD was a helluva an aircraft. I have seen videos of those guys making their dive runs against Japanese ships...awesome flying!!
I have read accounts of the Enterprise pulling back into Pearl the day after...I understand Bull Halsey just said let's get right back out and find them.
I was part of a plot to go in on a Stearman with some buddies but the wife shut that down pretty quickly. I have a few silk scarf hops in a dual stick Stearman and it is a great way to fly. My uncles learned to fly in that bird. What a magnificent airframe.
I flew the F 16 and the Hawg and there is no question: the best ride in the world is the Warthog. Even better with some dirt bag tangos in your sights.
Quote from: mu03eng on April 01, 2016, 01:13:55 PM
I am 100% convinced that if you are going to fly commercially you must take a course of what to do and how to do it and there must be a certification test at the end. Your certification must be renewed every two years unless you complete at least 12 qualifying flights in that time period(and then you would renew every 4 years instead of 2).
Air travel is a nightmare not because of the airlines but because people are generally stupid and lazy.
Happy Friday everyone! ;D
I spend my life on airplanes and if you did that, most of commercial aviation would fully abandon Orlando McCoy International Airport. There is no more wicked place to fly to in America than MCO. Thousands of people who never have been on an airplane before converging on a destination and wondering why their Volkswagen-sized steamer chest won't fit in the overhead bin. Children who are "going to see Mickey" and have no idea what's in store for them.
On United, row 7 in a 737 or 757 is the place to be as well. It's also nice to get upgraded, in which case row 1 is outstanding! Henry impresses me as a 1B or 1D type of person.
Quote from: mr.MUskie on April 01, 2016, 06:13:50 PM
Flew them a few months ago. For $55 round trip Chicago to Orlando I could put up with a lot.
No way. Life's too short!
If you're paying $55.00 round-trip to MCO, your fare probably isn't covering the cost per passenger of the fuel it takes to lift and land you. Which makes me wonder about the quality of the 19-year-old pilot flying the plane or the cut-rate maintenance performed in West Bumfork by minimum wage novice mechanics with knock-off parts from Outer Slobobia.
I woke up and read an email that said they were having a sale. If I could have flown that afternoon my flight to Orlando would have been $1 one way. I wasn't planning a trip and wasn't prepared so I waited until the following week, so it was $25 there and $30 back. Short flight, so it wasn't terrible.
Quote from: dgies9156 on April 02, 2016, 04:51:51 AM
I spend my life on airplanes and if you did that, most of commercial aviation would fully abandon Orlando McCoy International Airport. There is no more wicked place to fly to in America than MCO. Thousands of people who never have been on an airplane before converging on a destination and wondering why their Volkswagen-sized steamer chest won't fit in the overhead bin. Children who are "going to see Mickey" and have no idea what's in store for them.
On United, row 7 in a 737 or 757 is the place to be as well. It's also nice to get upgraded, in which case row 1 is outstanding! Henry impresses me as a 1B or 1D type of person.
So your saying people who have familes shouldnt fly. Good for your company flies you around and only big shots like you should be able to fly? Ughhhh.
Quote from: KenoshaWarrior on April 02, 2016, 08:35:16 AM
So your saying people who have familes shouldnt fly. Good for your company flies you around and only big shots like you should be able to fly? Ughhhh.
Nope. He's just saying they should follow the rules. I get the same thing on my frequent trips to Sin City. No, you can't bring that 45 pound oversized bag onboard along with your 5 shopping bags filled with bad T shirts. Oh, and that C-7 on your SWA boarding pass isn't your gate number.
Yeah it's over.
Quote from: jsglow on April 02, 2016, 09:21:42 AM
Nope. He's just saying they should follow the rules. I get the same thing on my frequent trips to Sin City. No, you can't bring that 45 pound oversized bag onboard along with your 5 shopping bags filled with bad T shirts. Oh, and that C-7 on your SWA boarding pass isn't your gate number.
Business travelers break the carryon rule more than anyone. How do i know? I moonlight at the airport. Business travelers are most entitled group i have met. Ask any commercial pilot. They would gladly fly all the complainers up in a tornado if they could
Entitled? Sure. But they know how to get thru TSA. That's the only thing I care about. When I fly with my three kids I hammer home how they need to be ready and quick. My kids are 3, 5 & 7. Just because you have a family or you're old doesn't mean you can stroll thru like other people's time doesn't matter.
Quote from: KenoshaWarrior on April 02, 2016, 08:35:16 AM
So your saying people who have familes shouldnt fly. Good for your company flies you around and only big shots like you should be able to fly? Ughhhh.
Afraid not, big boy. I've flown with my children for years, ever since they were 1. As a kid, I flew with my parents periodically in the Midwest and South.
My children know that flying is a treat and they KNOW how to behave... always have. As parents, we watched them like a hawk and made sure they were sensitive to the people around them. More importantly, we were sensitive to both them and the other people in the plane.
Candidly, when we got off the plane, more often than not we were complimented on how well behaved our children were!
And no, we didn't carry on everything we owned. If I'm in Coach, I know I better check my bags, especially if I'm not in Group 1 or 2. Yeah, I might drag them to the gate so I don't have to pay for it, but they go in the cargo hold. It takes a little longer on the back end, but they get there.
I can't even imagine what would have happened if we got out of line on a plane with my parents..... we just would not do it.
Quote from: The Lens on April 02, 2016, 03:54:59 PM
Entitled? Sure. But they know how to get thru TSA. That's the only thing I care about. When I fly with my three kids I hammer home how they need to be ready and quick. My kids are 3, 5 & 7. Just because you have a family or you're old doesn't mean you can stroll thru like other people's time doesn't matter.
It's called TSA Pre-Check. Applications at any TSA office. Price is $100.00 for five years and security takes about five to 10 minutes. By contrast, at Sea-Tac on Thursday, it was 90 minutes from the end of the line to the security screener in the Delta/United/International terminal (A and N concourses).
My wife and I are both TSA pre-check cleared.
If you want something really special, get Global Entry. It's like $150.00 for five years and also allows you to get expedited clearance through customs on returning to the United States. Global Entry also makes you eligible for TSA Pre-Check.
Quote from: dgies9156 on April 02, 2016, 05:38:34 PM
It's called TSA Pre-Check. Applications at any TSA office. Price is $100.00 for five years and security takes about five to 10 minutes. By contrast, at Sea-Tac on Thursday, it was 90 minutes from the end of the line to the security screener in the Delta/United/International terminal (A and N concourses).
My wife and I are both TSA pre-check cleared.
If you want something really special, get Global Entry. It's like $150.00 for five years and also allows you to get expedited clearance through customs on returning to the United States. Global Entry also makes you eligible for TSA Pre-Check.
Global Entry....THE ONLY WAY TO GO....unless you can get on the private jet. If going commercial, it is the way. Well worth the money.
...and for those who like reading too much into things.
HE tweeted to Markus Howard "welcome to the MUBB family bro."
He's staying!
But really he's not, probably just meant to the fraternity of players. Not to the team that he will be on.
Henry gone. Goodman just tweeted it's official.
Quote from: RKMU123 on April 03, 2016, 08:15:09 PM
Henry gone. Goodman just tweeted it's official.
Unfortunate, but completely expected. The best of luck to him in the NBA!
Quote from: RKMU123 on April 03, 2016, 08:15:09 PM
Henry gone. Goodman just tweeted it's official.
Oh.
Quote from: HowardsWorld on April 03, 2016, 09:03:17 PM
Oh.
I just never saw this one and done thing coming. I mean he's from the northwoods! His parents are married!
Quote from: The Lens on April 04, 2016, 03:18:51 PM
I just never saw this one and done thing coming. I mean he's from the northwoods! His parents are married!
+1. The multi millions aren't necessary because their household income might approach $100K per year. How could he possibly want the extra money?
It's spelled GREED.
Quote from: Stretchdeltsig on April 04, 2016, 04:49:27 PM
It's spelled GREED.
Yeah! Why would anybody take millions of dollars to do what you can do for free while getting a degree that'll earn you like $50K/year out of college 4 years down the road?!
Quote from: Stretchdeltsig on April 04, 2016, 04:49:27 PM
It's spelled GREED.
I just checked Webster's, it's actually spelled C-O-M-M-O-N S-E-N-S-E